"His aggressive and violent efforts to come into physical contact with me are extremely frightening to me,"

BWAHAHAHA
What a pussy.

The reservist in question.

um, shouldn't this guy get have been given a Hero's Tag for trying to rid the world of Ryan Seacrest?

Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

Does that violate "Don't ask. Don't tell."?

Whiskey Whiskey out?

alphabet: Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

You gonna get raped.

You know how I know you're gay?

that guy`s hair and beard are clearly out of regs. someone should do something about it. a disgrace i tell you.

alphabet: Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

He's Army Reserve Special Forces. I think he'll do okay.

wet_dream: um, shouldn't this guy get have been given a Hero's Tag for trying to rid the world of Ryan Seacrest?

THIS

chopit:
He's Army Reserve Special Forces. I think he'll be a very nice prison wife for some thug.


FTFY

Chidi chidi chidi -- what a douchebag.

I just assumed he was stalking to kill. Maybe they spin the gay angle to make him look bad. Maybe he was a kite agent and his handlers cut him lose after failing his mission and used their contacts in the media to "gay him up" and cover their tracks. Now I said too much, I think I hear the black helicopters coming.

The UCMJ's not gonna be happy about this, no, not one bit....

Sybarite: The reservist in question.

Greg Oden?

The stalker looks like Jimmy Walker with Manson lamps. When he says dyn-o-mite you better run.

subby? out, or outted?