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(New York Daily News) Strange Army reservist .... OUT   (nydailynews.com) divider line 19
More: Strange, Ryan Seacrest, American Idol, Los Angeles County, pleading guilty, Army National Guard, TV hosts, orders, Orange County  
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jehovahs witness protection [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:23:05 AM  
"His aggressive and violent efforts to come into physical contact with me are extremely frightening to me,"

BWAHAHAHA
What a pussy.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 09:08:05 AM  
The reservist in question.

images.ocregister.com

 
wet_dream 2009-11-03 11:56:25 AM  
um, shouldn't this guy get have been given a Hero's Tag for trying to rid the world of Ryan Seacrest?

 
alphabet 2009-11-03 11:56:53 AM  
Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

 
Wendy's Chili 2009-11-03 12:03:47 PM  
Does that violate "Don't ask. Don't tell."?

 
MugzyBrown [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:06:09 PM  
Whiskey Whiskey out?

 
Heroic Poser 2009-11-03 12:16:16 PM  
alphabet: Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

You gonna get raped.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-11-03 12:19:49 PM  
You know how I know you're gay?

 
NewEnglandGangster 2009-11-03 12:20:17 PM  
that guy`s hair and beard are clearly out of regs. someone should do something about it. a disgrace i tell you.

 
chopit 2009-11-03 12:23:32 PM  
alphabet: Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

He's Army Reserve Special Forces. I think he'll do okay.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-11-03 12:28:15 PM  
wet_dream: um, shouldn't this guy get have been given a Hero's Tag for trying to rid the world of Ryan Seacrest?

THIS

 
mongbiohazard 2009-11-03 12:45:21 PM  
chopit:
He's Army Reserve Special Forces. I think he'll be a very nice prison wife for some thug.



FTFY

 
carrion_luggage 2009-11-03 01:14:33 PM  
www.jeffbots.com

Chidi chidi chidi -- what a douchebag.

 
Zousand 2009-11-03 01:47:34 PM  
I just assumed he was stalking to kill. Maybe they spin the gay angle to make him look bad. Maybe he was a kite agent and his handlers cut him lose after failing his mission and used their contacts in the media to "gay him up" and cover their tracks. Now I said too much, I think I hear the black helicopters coming.

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:57:24 PM  
The UCMJ's not gonna be happy about this, no, not one bit....

 
MattyFridays 2009-11-03 03:43:35 PM  
Sybarite: The reservist in question.

Greg Oden?

 
Nyxxxx 2009-11-03 07:59:46 PM  
The stalker looks like Jimmy Walker with Manson lamps. When he says dyn-o-mite you better run.

 
Assimilate This 2009-11-04 05:04:26 AM  
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spyderz343 2009-11-04 02:22:58 PM  
subby? out, or outted?

 
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