Better headline FTFA: "A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself."

"Gydosh complained immediately to an assistant manager, who was present when Mendoza made the comment. The (assistant manager) failed to take any action to assist her," the complaint states.

Well, he was probably serving as the manager's fluffer at the time. How much can one man do?

"All she needs is a good (expletive) up her (expletive), and I'd be good for that," Mendoza replied

This would make a halfway decent Madlib.

Sounds like Mendoza knows how to party, but not when to party.

A common mistake.

When he's your boss:



This shouldn't be unexpected.

Fark: You already have one of him.
TotalFark: He's alone.

Michelle Gydosh, $101,000

Melissa Johnson, $32,000

Rosemary Singer, $57,000

Dawn Kovacs, $60,000

Nicole Wallace, $5,000

Something tells me Nicole sued because she WASN'T sexually harassed.

Ruby Tuesdays? Was he turned on by excessive flair?

Hmm, if you offered to make a pron with your employee, it could be argued that its a business offer and not sexual harassment. At least if you have a good enough lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury.

tin_man: Michelle Gydosh, $101,000

Melissa Johnson, $32,000

Rosemary Singer, $57,000

Dawn Kovacs, $60,000

Nicole Wallace, $5,000

Something tells me Nicole sued because she WASN'T sexually harassed.

Or she liked it, but didn't want to miss out on a good thing!

If it was me, I'd call the film Ruby Boobsday.

He sounds just like a farker I know.

easiest $100k she'll ever make.

Awkward? Sounds like a great time to request the promotion and raise.

Booby Tuesday

MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ElPresidente: Better headline FTFA: "A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself."

Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!

I thought this was to be expected when working in the restaurant industry.

/Checking on statute of limitations.

Rub her boobs day

incrdbil: Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!

Yakkity Sax.

Now the whole picture makes sense.

The scariest part of the whole story is that the guy is married and has multiple children...

incrdbil:

Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!

My Sharona?

You know, it can take months to earn $100K filming porn. Average week of shooting will usually only get you about $10,000. I'd say she was a savvy businesswoman for making that kind of money the easy way.

bignobody: MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Came for this. Leaving happy.

/everyone likes a happy ending, right?

tin_man: Nicole Wallace, $5,000