Unless that scantily clad man is Jesus on the cross

Jesus does have rockin' abs. If his feet weren't nailed down, you'd better believe he'd be doing captain's chair leg lifts.

I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

They aren't pictures of kids, they didn't depict the priest doing anything with men, they weren't even pornographic. Even if the priest is gay, there's nothing to indicate he acted on his sexual orientation.

At worst, you can say the priest may have lost the trust of some of his "flock", but he committed no crime and did nothing wrong as far as the teachings of the church.

Another Scranton priest getting caught looking at porn.

Meh.

At least it's not kiddie porn this time.

FredaDeStilleto: I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

Put a picture of a woman in a bikini on your desktop at work and see how far this defense goes with your boss.

The Icelander: FredaDeStilleto: I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

Put a picture of a woman in a bikini on your desktop at work and see how far this defense goes with your boss.

Well, I doubt I'd disappear.

I wonder what the reaction would have been had the pictures been of women in bikinis.

FredaDeStilleto: I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

They aren't pictures of kids, they didn't depict the priest doing anything with men, they weren't even pornographic. Even if the priest is gay, there's nothing to indicate he acted on his sexual orientation.

At worst, you can say the priest may have lost the trust of some of his "flock", but he committed no crime and did nothing wrong as far as the teachings of the church.

You have no problem with hypocrites? I didn't realize Catholics did, either.

FTFA:
The diocese would not say where he is.

You could easily find the priest, just listen for his fappin', can't be all that hard.

Well, he is at least...

What the hell are they teaching these guys in semenary school?

TheBitterest: Jesus does have rockin' abs. If his feet weren't nailed down, you'd better believe he'd be doing captain's chair leg lifts.

Rrrrrrrrrripped like Jesus?

PYROY: What the hell are they teaching these guys in semenary school?

Quite possibly the most accurate typo ever on Fark.

FredaDeStilleto: The Icelander: FredaDeStilleto: I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

Put a picture of a woman in a bikini on your desktop at work and see how far this defense goes with your boss.

Well, I doubt I'd disappear.

I wonder what the reaction would have been had the pictures been of women in bikinis.

Would have been the same. At least it was not little boys.

The Icelander: PYROY: What the hell are they teaching these guys in semenary school?

Quite possibly the most accurate typo ever on Fark.

I don't think that was a typo....

Alter Boys Breath a Sign of Relief

I have it from an inside source that there are a lot of gay Catholic priests, and gay ministers of many other denominations playing it on the down low.

The Catholic Church needs to wise up that you can't turn off the sexual drive for anyone, so remove the celibacy requirement. (And the "having a penis" requirement, too.) Then maybe you'd have sexually normal clergy, hetero and homo, who don't want to molest kids. The celibate man requirement attracts men who are messed up and confused about their sexuality, rather than attracting the most spiritual candidates.

PYROY: What the hell are they teaching these guys in semenary school?

Mostly liberal arts with a theology minor for the first four years, theology and classical studies for the last four. Unless they go monastic, which is common in seminaries affiliated with an order.

wet_dream: Alter Boys Breath a Sign of Relief


What an alter boy might look like

Had that happen in a workshop once.
Instructor tells us that he will show us an interesting video.
He clicks on the file tab, and one of the recently opened files was something like "hotsex.avi" or something.
Everyone pretended not to notice, which is funny because suddenly a room with 60+ people suddenly goes ALL quiet.

He later mentioned off-hand that the laptop was a loaner from the conference center. I'm not sure how many people actually believed him.

FTFA: They featured what church officials describe as "minimally attired adult males."

Bless me Father, for I have stained.

They oughta shake his hand and put him in charge of sunday school, 'cause at least you know the kids would be safe.

Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?

Oct. 25?

He was almost a week early.

FredaDeStilleto: and did nothing wrong as far as the teachings of the church.

That's debatable. Matthew 5:28

The diocese would not say where he is.

Has anyone checked his bunk?

So, basically the Roman Catholic Church is one of the most powerful entities in the world and it doubles as a secret society for ghey men. No wonder...ghey men have all the money and they know how to dress.

Won't someone think of the scantily attired men!!

rpm: FredaDeStilleto: and did nothing wrong as far as the teachings of the church.

That's debatable. Matthew 5:28

Well, I'll admit that I had to look it up, but Matthew 5:28 says

But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

It doesn't sound like he was checking out the ladies... I know, it's just a loop hole, but I'm just glad he wasn't diddleing the kiddies.

OK Farkers, start committing adultery...

The Icelander: PYROY: What the hell are they teaching these guys in semenary school?

Quite possibly the most accurate typo ever on Fark.

This. Poetic beauty.
It's early and already we have a perv priest,police corruption, and a wife refusing to change lotion her husband is allergic to. I love fark.

FOUR pictures? How exactly did that slideshow go? "This is our current playground. As you can see the play sets are worn and dangerous. [click] This is Lars. He's hot. [click] These are the blueprints for our proposed new playground. [click] And here's Bruce. Please note the six pack which so closely resembles Jesus'. [click]"

This is becoming an almost daily occurance in the scranton diocese. How stupid could you be? Using a laptop in church.

wet_dream: rpm: FredaDeStilleto: and did nothing wrong as far as the teachings of the church.

That's debatable. Matthew 5:28

Well, I'll admit that I had to look it up, but Matthew 5:28 says

But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

It doesn't sound like he was checking out the ladies... I know, it's just a loop hole, but I'm just glad he wasn't diddleing the kiddies.

By that loophole argument, gays that only have sex standing up or oral only should be AOK by the church.

How can anyone with a Bible be a Catholic? I can't get over people giving money to an organization that perpetrates this disgusting fraud on their people. I bet one of his parishoners is wearing an irritating scapular and chanting the Rosary non stop to avoid looking at hotties on the internet because this POS told him to.

TheBitterest: Jesus does have rockin' abs. If his feet weren't nailed down, you'd better believe he'd be doing captain's chair leg lifts.

When I was a kid and trying out the whole summer bible class thing there was a book of bible stories for kids that was so homoerotic it was hysterical. Shirtless muscular men, carefully drawn nipples and body hair. The works. The best parts were the Eden, crap, of course, Joseph being sold as a slave, David and Jesus being flogged by a Roman that looked like something from Folsom Street, though that only occured to me years later. It was the beginning of realizing I was gay. So, thanks summer bible school.

Church, prison, the military, sports teams. Funny how these environments get people uptight about homosex. They are hotbeds of it.

This happened at a meeting in my company, except it was full-on hetero pron. The audience was 20 or so mid-level types of mixed gender. Fired up his lappy, turned his back on the projection screen, and stood there looking at horrified faces. I can't even farking imagine how head-shrinkingly embarrassing that would be (not to mention the weapons-grade stupidity).

Needless to say the dude giving the "presentation" no longer works for our company.

/CS,B

wet_dream: OK Farkers, start committing adultery...

I think I spooged.

Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: They featured what church officials describe as "minimally attired adult males."

Bless me Father, for I have stained.

Sock smuggling is a huge problem in our country?

Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: They featured what church officials describe as "minimally attired adult males."

Bless me Father, for I have stained.

wtf is that, a tramp-stamp across his stomach?

i figure this is what the guy has in mind for church functions...

FredaDeStilleto: I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

They aren't pictures of kids, they didn't depict the priest doing anything with men, they weren't even pornographic. Even if the priest is gay, there's nothing to indicate he acted on his sexual orientation.

At worst, you can say the priest may have lost the trust of some of his "flock", but he committed no crime and did nothing wrong as far as the teachings of the church.



For the same reason that I can't display pictures of scantily clad female porn stars at my office job.

Displaying them lifesize on a projector during a staff meeting in front of potential investors? Yeah, fired.

gshepnyc: TheBitterest: Jesus does have rockin' abs. If his feet weren't nailed down, you'd better believe he'd be doing captain's chair leg lifts.

When I was a kid and trying out the whole summer bible class thing there was a book of bible stories for kids that was so homoerotic it was hysterical. Shirtless muscular men, carefully drawn nipples and body hair. The works. The best parts were the Eden, crap, of course, Joseph being sold as a slave, David and Jesus being flogged by a Roman that looked like something from Folsom Street, though that only occured to me years later. It was the beginning of realizing I was gay. So, thanks summer bible school.

Church, prison, the military, sports teams. Funny how these environments get people uptight about homosex. They are hotbeds of it.

This is beautiful!
Who wrote and illustrated those stories? I remember them from childhood too. What a bunch of BS all that early indoctrination is, but I'm glad it worked out for you in a helpful way.

FredaDeStilleto: The Icelander: FredaDeStilleto: I can understand how this could be inappropriate because of the circumstances, but what's wrong with a priest having pictures of men - even if they were nude photos?

Put a picture of a woman in a bikini on your desktop at work and see how far this defense goes with your boss.

Well, I doubt I'd disappear.

I wonder what the reaction would have been had the pictures been of women in bikinis.

Disbelief?

Egalitarian: I have it from an inside source that there are a lot of gay Catholic priests, and gay ministers of many other denominations playing it on the down low.

The Catholic Church needs to wise up that you can't turn off the sexual drive for anyone, so remove the celibacy requirement. (And the "having a penis" requirement, too.) Then maybe you'd have sexually normal clergy, hetero and homo, who don't want to molest kids. The celibate man requirement attracts men who are messed up and confused about their sexuality, rather than attracting the most spiritual candidates.

If you removed the celibacy requirement, you would still have married kiddie diddlers. It most likely doesn't change once you get a ring on your finger.

How did the fund-raising go?

Immediately thought of this Just for Laugh's gag: Link (new window) On close inspection, NSFW.

TheBitterest: Jesus does have rockin' abs. If his feet weren't nailed down, you'd better believe he'd be doing captain's chair leg lifts.

Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ!
O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!

My white American English-speaking Jesus is very confused right now....

man ass
man+ass
mass