Dissappointed in the admin who approved this one :(

Step 3? Prophet? Reused.

So the film is pretty much about some crazy old man farking 9 year old girls?

Buuuuuuut it was part of a Morman (I think) cult and not Islam, so I guess you've got that going for you.... which is nice.

Can Mel Gibson direct? Seems right up his alley.

I expect this to bomb in theaters

Oh...and....

Oblig

Kudos for correct use of "Phase" instead of "Step". Most submitters get that wrong.

Ender's: Dissappointed in the admin who approved this one :(

Step 3? Prophet? Reused.

Aw c'mon, it's an oldie but a goodie.

/Not subby

in accordance with Islamic tradition the film will not represent the Prophet himself or direct members of his family.

That sounds like the stupidest concept for a movie in history.

*looks at goofy "Goat Boy" publicity still from "Avatar" in the website sidebar*

...Hmmmm.

jehovahs witness protection: So the film is pretty much about some crazy old man farking 9 year old girls?

Well hell I can get that from /b

This will not end well.

HaywoodJablonski: I expect this to bomb in theaters

FTFY

This should end well"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad,_Messenger_of_God#Response
"On March 9, 1977, a group led by Hamaas Abdul Khaalis, seized several buildings and took 134 hostages in Washington, D.C.[2] The takeover led to the fatal shootings of a journalist and a police officer, and the non-fatal shooting of Marion Barry, who would become mayor of Washington, D.C. two years later. One of their demands was to prevent the release of the film. One of the hostage-takers specifically said, according to an on-site reporter, that "he wanted a guarantee from the whole world it will never be shown or they would execute some of the hostages".[3]"

They did this in the 1970s and it caused wharrgarrbl.

Clarence Potter: This should end well"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad,_Messenger_of_God#Response
"On March 9, 1977, a group led by Hamaas Abdul Khaalis, seized several buildings and took 134 hostages in Washington, D.C.[2] The takeover led to the fatal shootings of a journalist and a police officer, and the non-fatal shooting of Marion Barry, who would become mayor of Washington, D.C. two years later. One of their demands was to prevent the release of the film. One of the hostage-takers specifically said, according to an on-site reporter, that "he wanted a guarantee from the whole world it will never be shown or they would execute some of the hostages".[3]"

D'oh, wasn't fast enough and didn't provide the citation :( Good work.

jehovahs witness protection: So the film is pretty much about some crazy old man farking 9 year old girls?



Does Netflix deliver to France?

jehovahs witness protection: So the film is pretty much about some crazy old man farking 9 year old girls?

Came here to troll this.

So Hollywood has, in the last few years, released "Battlefield Earth", "Gigli", "The Hottie and the Nottie", "Good Luck Chuck", "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector", "Disaster Movie", "Date Movie", "Epic Movie", "Sex and the City: The Movie", and "Transformers 2", and THIS movie is the one most likely to have a theater full of viewers incinerated. That ain't right.

So its going to be a woody Allen movie directed by roland Polanski?

Phase 2: KaBOOOM!!!

I dunno a bout a Muhammed film, but the epic film based on a Muslim I'd like to see would be based on Saladin.

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: So its going to be a woody Allen movie directed by roland roman Polanski?

Starring Jeffrey Jones and Paula Poundstone.

The very fact that you can't depict him kind of makes this impossible.

I knew I got his name wrong

Pxtl: The very fact that you can't depict him kind of makes this impossible.

I just hope they don't show him at the end but it turns out he's just a cheesy-looking giant spider.