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Best place to rob a guy: outside a bank after cashing his check. Worst place to rob a guy: outside a gym where, full of testosterone and carrying only a water bottle, your victim wouldn't mind doing a couple more reps on your face



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Ashtrey
2009-11-03 10:39:34 AM


You forgot to mention "suffering a gunshot wound and still beat their asses".

 
D135
2009-11-03 10:39:51 AM


thought victim was too tired to put up a fight?

/what, cant stay up until last call to roll some drunks like a normal crack head?

 
lolmadillo
2009-11-03 10:41:15 AM


to be fair, the guy at the gym was an ivy leaguer driving a BMW

and clearly had a 6-figure salary

 
Digitalstrange
2009-11-03 10:41:22 AM


D135: thought victim was too tired to put up a fight?

/what, cant stay up until last call to roll some drunks like a normal crack head?


Well he needed the cash to get his first hit of the night to stay up that late. Think man!

 
BesiktasBoy83
2009-11-03 10:42:21 AM


Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

 
Moroning
2009-11-03 10:43:18 AM


If the victim was really on steroids the gunshot wound wouldn't have stopped him subby.

 
D135
2009-11-03 10:43:43 AM


Digitalstrange: +1

 
Digitalstrange
2009-11-03 10:44:43 AM


BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

Lay off the 'roids

 
Broktun
2009-11-03 10:45:08 AM


The perps' descriptions really narrow the suspects down!

 
D135
2009-11-03 10:46:04 AM


BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!

 
CygnusDarius
2009-11-03 10:46:26 AM


If I were to make a heist, I'd probably rob a comic shop.

Think about it, it's a good idea.

 
badLogic
2009-11-03 10:46:53 AM


first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds.


He is lucky the victim did not sneeze and knock him into the next county.

Approves

 
The Face Of Oblivion
2009-11-03 10:47:23 AM


The first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds

...and thinks he can take anyone that bothers to show up to a gym? Stay home and eat sandwiches, freak.

 
Inconceivable!
2009-11-03 10:47:37 AM


26 minutes

 
resnet_pimp
2009-11-03 10:47:53 AM


not now, chief, i'm in the farking zone.

 
badLogic
2009-11-03 10:48:10 AM


badLogic: first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds.


He is lucky the victim did not sneeze and knock him into the next county.

Approves

blog.wfmu.org

With the pic this time.

 
reveal101
2009-11-03 10:48:55 AM


BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

That so reminded me of Mark and Tom from Little Britain USA.

"I gave it to her... I gave it to her real good...she couldn't walk when I was done with her..!"

"She , the one in the wheel chair..?"

"Yeah"

 
bungle_jr
2009-11-03 10:48:58 AM


D135: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!


just what kind of "roid" are we talking about here?

 
Digitalstrange
2009-11-03 10:48:58 AM


D135: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!


I'll tell you in 26 minutes

 
LarryDan43
2009-11-03 10:49:05 AM


The beatdown lasted 26 minutes.

 
BesiktasBoy83
2009-11-03 10:49:37 AM


Digitalstrange: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

Lay off the 'roids


Hah. No chemicals, just natural high. When you've killed a real good session at the gym then theres nothing else like it. Seriously. If some guy says run through that wall, you can do it.
I used to drink alcohol to get high, now I still drink a little but mainly I work out/run etc

 
AbbeySomeone
2009-11-03 10:49:50 AM


lolmadillo: to be fair, the guy at the gym was an ivy leaguer driving a BMW

and clearly had a 6-figure salary


I hear the incident took less than 26 minutes.

/dnrtfa

 
CavalierEternal
2009-11-03 10:51:46 AM


Noooo, worst place is still the International Ninja Convention.

 
RU_Rules
2009-11-03 10:51:48 AM


badLogic: first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds.


He is lucky the victim did not sneeze and knock him into the next county.

Approves


Obama?

 
PsyLord
2009-11-03 10:52:02 AM


It's been referenced before, but I'll add the picture...

cache.gawker.com
/you know I'm hot... hot enough to be 8.9 on Hot or Not

 
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