FARK.com: (PDA version) (4743979) After running over mailboxes and crashing into farm trailer, 24-year-old "told the deputy she drank vodka, smoked crack and had taken Oxycodone, Clonopin, Baklaphine, Lirica, Tegradol, Paxcil, Dilantin and Lamiktal"

Invincible
2009-11-03 08:25:11 AM

Man, I just learned some new words for "fun".

apacheco
2009-11-03 08:25:47 AM

i never even heard of most of that crap.

jehovahs witness protection
2009-11-03 08:26:08 AM

She is an over achiever.

Pert
2009-11-03 08:26:23 AM

Is it Friday already?

scienceblogs.com

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm
2009-11-03 08:26:46 AM

I guess she won't have any trouble with baldness or erectile disfunction for a while...

EmployeeOfTheMinute
2009-11-03 08:27:42 AM

She forgot the VALTREX

Tachikoma
2009-11-03 08:28:11 AM

Holy shiat. I would take her into custody as a biohazard!

Omnivorous
2009-11-03 08:28:17 AM

Didn't her pharmacist warn her about drug inter-actions?

ElusiveKismet
2009-11-03 08:31:11 AM

Damn! How does one even get out bed that medicated?

I think its spelled "klonopin" btw. Just remember that from some of my classes...

kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2009-11-03 08:31:43 AM

once you have crack, what more do you need... well unless you run out of crack, then the hillbilly heroin comes in handy

/why does it seem people are always running out of crack

BigLuca
2009-11-03 08:32:05 AM

Geez, way to spell check reporter-like dude. Or maybe they are spelled right and they are the Mexican non-union equivalent of the real drugs ... who knows. Hell, most of those aren't even abusable.

ryant123
2009-11-03 08:32:33 AM

MemeSlave
2009-11-03 08:32:49 AM

But is she hot ?

spacechicken170am
2009-11-03 08:33:38 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: once you have crack, what more do you need... well unless you run out of crack, then the hillbilly heroin comes in handy

/why does it seem people are always running out of crack

Once you smoke some crack you just want more crack.

HotWingConspiracy
2009-11-03 08:33:59 AM

Well she was sober enough to remember all of that. I say she's good to drive home.

Poppyale
2009-11-03 08:34:51 AM

Baklaphine sounds like a sex addicted Greek.

Sue Dunham
2009-11-03 08:35:01 AM

I take my hat off to her.
But, subby, how does a Massachusetts story earn a Florida tag?

wickedworld
2009-11-03 08:36:04 AM

I guess you just can't sedate that amount of stupid.

Crewmannumber6
2009-11-03 08:36:07 AM

I don't get the joke in the headline, subby.

/fark has changed

acronym
2009-11-03 08:36:30 AM

So I wonder what her fark username is

Nick Nostril
2009-11-03 08:37:10 AM

A walking pharmacy she is

spentmiles
2009-11-03 08:38:14 AM

Sue Dunham: I take my hat off to her.
But, subby, how does a Massachusetts story earn a Florida tag?

In honor of Halloween, Massachusetts dressed up as Florida, complete with muumuu, jelly shoes, and beer hat.

/grandma?

OTakuRX
2009-11-03 08:38:57 AM

So what's with the Florida tag? This was right in Massachusetts. But that is epic.

sxacho
2009-11-03 08:40:16 AM

That grahzny ptitsa. Maybe had she viddied her environs or learned to yeckate like a dobby little prestoopnik, or even, dare I say, slow down at the Moloko, she wouldn't have been apprehended by the local millicents.

Thisbymaster
2009-11-03 08:40:21 AM

Bullshiat, no one on all that shiat could even come close to saying those words. Or stop long enough because the carpet is trying to eat her.

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