*golf clap*

Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Funny headline.

I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

When this happened five years ago in my town, the newspaper made no mention of it, even after I sent them this photo:

h2ogate: I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

When this happened five years ago in my town, the newspaper made no mention of it, even after I sent them this photo:

From the looks of your photo, the only impact of that geyser would to be to make a few coyotes late for work. Have you been on Van Nuys Blvd? That road carries more traffic than than most highways in the US.

Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Came looking for/to make this comment.

/leaving satisfied

h2ogate: I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

Um... it's not news, it's.. you know...

Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

/satisfied

Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

It raning as news doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you have context - the LA area has suffered an unusual amount of water main breaks lately and the DWP has no idea why. This is another one in the series.

Masterful work, smitty.

MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Also, this.

As a connoisseur of Projectile Pleasure Lasses^tm, I approve of this headline.

For a "road that carries more traffis that most us highways" looks pretty dead. All four directions. Me thinks that some people are taking liberties with the truth, or as people in California say..exageration.

\And don't try the "roads are blocked off for repairs" line.
\\ If want to see real traffic why don't you come down to Texas.

Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

/satisfied

MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.

Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Its piss in her case... which hey if you're into watersports thats cool.

Appalled by this waste of water.

Oops FTFmyself

h2ogate: Funny headline.

I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

When this happened five years ago in my town, the newspaper made no mention of it, even after I sent them this photo:

Recognized that backdrop immediately as Mt. Elden. Thanks for the memories.

IdBeCrazyIf: Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Its piss in her case... which hey if you're into watersports thats cool.

Pretty sure it isn't, but I might have my porn stars confused. Can't do any searching to find out cuz I'm at work.

CygnusDarius: MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.

Oh, it is true my friend. My current g/f does ALL the time, but never had it happen in any previous experiences. I, too, thought it was a myth. To be honest, it can tend to get messy, you're not missing much.

CygnusDarius: MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.

It's possible with every girl. Do a couple searches, read a few articles, try a few things out, you should get the hang of it.

Oh and yeah, it IS piss.

MrBrownNow: For a "road that carries more traffis that most us highways" looks pretty dead.

Think that might have something to do with the massive water main break that has shut down several surrounding streets?

/Van Nuys isn't a highway, but this is probably a pretty big deal.
//Hates LA.

Eddie Adams from Torrance:

From the looks of your photo, the only impact of that geyser would to be to make a few coyotes late for work.



Mornin', Ralph.

I came for the Cytherea (correct spelling) reference..
leaving squirtwomen satisfied.

/another pervert *waves* hi guys!

Tastes Like Chicken: Pretty sure it isn't, but I might have my porn stars confused. Can't do any searching to find out cuz I'm at work.

Some girls its not, for some its a mixture of... well I won't go into details but its definitely not. Its closer to spit than anything else.

But for Cytherea.... thats most certainly piss