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(Seattle Times) Interesting 20-foot geyser gushes in the San Fernando Valley, or as some there call it, talent   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 139
More: Interesting, San Fernando Valley, water main, irrigation, roofs, water pressure, flooding, Department of Water  
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:37:35 AM  
*golf clap*

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 09:23:01 AM  
Cytheria wanted for questioning.

 
h2ogate [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 09:36:59 AM  
Funny headline.

I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

When this happened five years ago in my town, the newspaper made no mention of it, even after I sent them this photo:
www.electrongate.com

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:21:54 AM  
h2ogate: I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

When this happened five years ago in my town, the newspaper made no mention of it, even after I sent them this photo:


From the looks of your photo, the only impact of that geyser would to be to make a few coyotes late for work. Have you been on Van Nuys Blvd? That road carries more traffic than than most highways in the US.

 
gspazg 2009-11-03 10:25:04 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Came looking for/to make this comment.

/leaving satisfied

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:25:44 AM  
h2ogate: I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

Um... it's not news, it's.. you know...

img.fark.net

 
maudibjr 2009-11-03 10:26:27 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

/satisfied

 
MemeSlave 2009-11-03 10:26:35 AM  
Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

 
duskglow2000 2009-11-03 10:28:07 AM  
It raning as news doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you have context - the LA area has suffered an unusual amount of water main breaks lately and the DWP has no idea why. This is another one in the series.

 
outatime 2009-11-03 10:28:17 AM  
Masterful work, smitty.

MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Also, this.

 
The7thGuest 2009-11-03 10:29:05 AM  
As a connoisseur of Projectile Pleasure Lassestm, I approve of this headline.

 
MrBrownNow 2009-11-03 10:31:29 AM  
For a "road that carries more traffis that most us highways" looks pretty dead. All four directions. Me thinks that some people are taking liberties with the truth, or as people in California say..exageration.

\And don't try the "roads are blocked off for repairs" line.
\\ If want to see real traffic why don't you come down to Texas.

 
AmazinTim 2009-11-03 10:31:40 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

/satisfied

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:31:56 AM  
MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.

 
IdBeCrazyIf 2009-11-03 10:32:08 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Its piss in her case... which hey if you're into watersports thats cool.

 
stuhayes2010 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:33:24 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Appalled by this waste or water.

 
stuhayes2010 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:34:12 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Appalled by this waste of water.


Oops FTFmyself

 
elev8meL8r 2009-11-03 10:36:38 AM  
h2ogate: Funny headline.

I want to know how the linked article rates as news.

When this happened five years ago in my town, the newspaper made no mention of it, even after I sent them this photo:


Recognized that backdrop immediately as Mt. Elden. Thanks for the memories.

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:37:43 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

Its piss in her case... which hey if you're into watersports thats cool.


Pretty sure it isn't, but I might have my porn stars confused. Can't do any searching to find out cuz I'm at work.

 
sboyle1020 2009-11-03 10:37:53 AM  
CygnusDarius: MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.


Oh, it is true my friend. My current g/f does ALL the time, but never had it happen in any previous experiences. I, too, thought it was a myth. To be honest, it can tend to get messy, you're not missing much.

 
chu2dogg 2009-11-03 10:38:54 AM  
CygnusDarius: MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.


It's possible with every girl. Do a couple searches, read a few articles, try a few things out, you should get the hang of it.

Oh and yeah, it IS piss.

 
mod_reright 2009-11-03 10:39:30 AM  
MrBrownNow: For a "road that carries more traffis that most us highways" looks pretty dead.

Think that might have something to do with the massive water main break that has shut down several surrounding streets?

/Van Nuys isn't a highway, but this is probably a pretty big deal.
//Hates LA.

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:41:28 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance:

From the looks of your photo, the only impact of that geyser would to be to make a few coyotes late for work.


img217.imageshack.us

Mornin', Ralph.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:41:54 AM  
I came for the Cytherea (correct spelling) reference..
leaving squirtwomen satisfied.

/another pervert *waves* hi guys!

 
IdBeCrazyIf 2009-11-03 10:42:46 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Pretty sure it isn't, but I might have my porn stars confused. Can't do any searching to find out cuz I'm at work.

Some girls its not, for some its a mixture of... well I won't go into details but its definitely not. Its closer to spit than anything else.

But for Cytherea.... thats most certainly piss

 
Friendimpaired 2009-11-03 10:45:32 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Cytheria wanted for questioning.

/Satisfied.

 
MBooda 2009-11-03 10:49:29 AM  
unimpressed
i12.photobucket.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:50:03 AM  
chu2dogg: CygnusDarius: MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

Outside porn, I've never been able to achieve this with a girl, but I have heard it's true.

It's possible with every girl. Do a couple searches, read a few articles, try a few things out, you should get the hang of it.

Oh and yeah, it IS piss.


Ewwww.

 
IdBeCrazyIf 2009-11-03 10:52:08 AM  
CygnusDarius: Ewwww.

Well again.. for some there is no piss included, you just get the secretions which consist of a fluid pretty close to prostate fluid. For others though the orgasm is so intense that not only do you get this small amount of fluid... they lose control of their bladder.

 
Chaim Witz 2009-11-03 10:55:12 AM  
I was was a chick in college who would squirt massive amounts of girl cum, but that's the only time I've ever experienced this. It wasn't piss, it was watery but also a little sticky.

Have never been able to get the wife to do this, and brother I've tried.

 
Chaim Witz 2009-11-03 10:55:52 AM  
second was=with

 
MONSTERTRUCK [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:57:15 AM  
dittybopper: Ralph is a WOLF.

/nice try, though

 
Peki 2009-11-03 10:58:18 AM  
For the "it's piss/no it's not" argument:

In my experience, there is very little urine in the fluid. You can tell by the smell and color. I usually hit the john beforehand anyway, thus reducing the amount of urine that could possibly be there.

It's good hygiene anyway.

\also came for the Cytherea comments, leaving satisfied

 
Rohasman 2009-11-03 10:58:39 AM  
media.sbs.com.au
He's got a HUGE talent!

IdBeCrazyIf: CygnusDarius: Ewwww.

Well again.. for some there is no piss included, you just get the secretions which consist of a fluid pretty close to prostate fluid. For others though the orgasm is so intense that not only do you get this small amount of fluid... they lose control of their bladder.


Not to brag or anything, but I've been able to make this work in 50% of the girls I've... "dated".

 
sboyle1020 2009-11-03 11:03:31 AM  
Peki: For the "it's piss/no it's not" argument:

In my experience, there is very little urine in the fluid. You can tell by the smell and color. I usually hit the john beforehand anyway, thus reducing the amount of urine that could possibly be there.

It's good hygiene anyway.

\also came for the Cytherea comments, leaving satisfied


There's something disturbing about your post.

 
JavanDane 2009-11-03 11:04:22 AM  
I can't find an image of the geyser scene from Die Hard with a Vengeance so use your imagination.

 
Cryptic Farker 2009-11-03 11:04:38 AM  
duskglow2000: It raning as news doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you have context - the LA area has suffered an unusual amount of water main breaks lately and the DWP has no idea why. This is another one in the series.

Aging infrastructure?

 
Nexus of the Crisis 2009-11-03 11:05:10 AM  
Rohasman: He's got a HUGE talent!

IdBeCrazyIf: CygnusDarius: Ewwww.

Well again.. for some there is no piss included, you just get the secretions which consist of a fluid pretty close to prostate fluid. For others though the orgasm is so intense that not only do you get this small amount of fluid... they lose control of their bladder.

Not to brag or anything, but I've been able to make this work in 50% of the girls I've... "dated".


Just their bladder? Amateur.

 
annoyed_grunt 2009-11-03 11:06:37 AM  
We've been having water mains burst every day for a month or so, dunno wtf is going on.

They did restrict watering of lawns to tuesdays and fridays so you wonder if everyone's rushing to water on those days, thus putting pressure on the system.

 
Vash's Apprentice 2009-11-03 11:12:30 AM  
Chaim Witz: I was was a chick in college who would squirt massive amounts of girl cum, but that's the only time I've ever experienced this. It wasn't piss, it was watery but also a little sticky.

Have never been able to get the wife to do this, and brother I've tried.


You were a chick in college?

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 11:13:32 AM  
MONSTERTRUCK: dittybopper: Ralph is a WOLF.

/nice try, though


Meh. He's drawn virtually identically to Wile E. Coyote.

 
jaggspb 2009-11-03 11:16:54 AM  
i36.tinypic.com

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 11:17:47 AM  
Rohasman: Not to brag or anything, but I've been able to make this work in 50% of the girls I've... "dated".

Well, was it your mom OR your auntie?

Which one?

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-11-03 11:17:55 AM  
Retro Valley girl

i35.tinypic.com

 
HeadLever [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 11:18:10 AM  
Cryptic Farker: Aging infrastructure?

Shouldn't be. Using recycled water (wastewater treatment plant effluent) is somewhat of a new practice. The infrastructure should be somewhat new. Sounds more like some shoddy engineering, operation or construction.

 
eggi541 2009-11-03 11:22:07 AM  
Cryptic Farker: duskglow2000: It raning as news doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you have context - the LA area has suffered an unusual amount of water main breaks lately and the DWP has no idea why. This is another one in the series.

Aging infrastructure?


Aside from the aging infrastructure many towns see, there are thousands of earthquakes beating on the pipes in that area. In 1994 the water mains split open during that earthquake and the repairs were shoddy at best.
I bet the reason is simple, such as what businesses that are left might be using pressure washers to clean their facilities. This in turn rattles the pipes like a jackhammer and will eventually cause a situation.
Overall, the San Fernando Vally infrastructure is young. 80 years ago it was simply one massive orange grove. The majority of the buildings were constructed mid 50's.
But yes, the DWP are a bunch of fools if they can't figure out that 30 years of wrapping rubber around the pipes has led to their recent blowouts. Adding to the difficulty factor is the ground water is only a couple feet below the surface, so the pipes on a good day are sitting in water and rusting on both sides.

 
boxster 2009-11-03 11:22:27 AM  
Butch Walker available for comment: Link (new window)

 
jso2897 2009-11-03 11:28:38 AM  
HeadLever: Cryptic Farker: Aging infrastructure?

Shouldn't be. Using recycled water (wastewater treatment plant effluent) is somewhat of a new practice. The infrastructure should be somewhat new. Sounds more like some shoddy engineering, operation or construction.


There's a theory. Recently, we adopted a water conservation program that forbids anyone to water between 9:00am and 4:00pm. This has resulted in surges and drops in water usage that far exceed the norm.
At this point, there is no direct causative proof, but the concurrence is piling up at an alarming rate.

 
steklo 2009-11-03 11:29:29 AM  
I feel a little funny in my pants now after seeing all this talk about squirting.

 
misanthropologist 2009-11-03 11:29:44 AM  
MemeSlave: Farkers, you haven't experienced true gratitude until you've made her squirt.

True story.

 
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