I hate these potatoes. There's a dead fly in these potatoes.

Waiter! There's a fly in my test!
Of course! That's the test d'jour!

That's my highschool

/facepalm

Well school is all about learning lessons and sometimes those lessons are about life and not just books. In this case, the kid learned that it's not always a good idea to put something in your mouth just because some old guy promised you things if you did.

I wanna know who the teacher is, damnit!

Ok, went and found out that my old Algebra teacher is still teaching there and this sounds pretty much right up his alley.

exick: Well school is all about learning lessons and sometimes those lessons are about life and not just books. In this case, the kid learned that it's not always a good idea to put something in your mouth just because some old guy promised you things if you did.

Seriously, who can resist candy?

the teacher would have no cause for complaint if the kid went all Seth Brundle on his ass.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
My what a hog, to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat, to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog, to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...

She's dead of course!

Bathia_Mapes: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I always heard that with the last line of "perhaps" she'll die.

CruiserTwelve: Bathia_Mapes: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I always heard that with the last line of "perhaps" she'll die.

Me, too, but I just sang the whole thing to myself anyway.

You could say I got a kick out of it.

Or maybe that was the horse.

Next up: a toy Yoda if you have perfect attendance!

Well...the test and the gradebook are two totally different things:

One's done in red pencil, the other's done in red ink.

Think about that, kiddies.

/Trig was easier than Algebra in high school for me....weird

I remembered we had two dumbasses in chemistry class. One just bubbled in B all the way down and the other actually tried. The bubble B guy got a better score.


Even cooler story, the head cheerleader was in my chem class (FSM knows why). She got into it with one of the nerds about the freezing point of Mercury. After about 10 minutes of yelling and confusion back and forth, she finally shouted "YOU CAN'T FREEZE MERCURY, IT'S A PLANET"

'Twas the funniest thing I've ever witnessed.

I'm struggling to decide what makes him more of a dumbass here: eating the fly itself or informing the media of it.

Bathia_Mapes: There was an old lady who swallowed a...i>


heh heh. she swallows.

God sometimes I wish I was a high school teacher. Wouldn't be long till I was on Fark though either.

Confabulat: God sometimes I wish I was a high school teacher. Wouldn't be long till I was on Fark though either.

Perhaps he'll die?

Bathia_Mapes: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....

Thanks for reminding me of this band, Bathia. I'd nearly forgotten about 'em.

Call Me Alice - Fly

Thanks to you Pandora.com also, for introducing me to begin with!

StealthStalker: Bathia_Mapes: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....

Thanks for reminding me of this band, Bathia. I'd nearly forgotten about 'em.

Call Me Alice - Fly

Thanks to you Pandora.com also, for introducing me to begin with!



Let's try that again.

Call Me Alice - Fly

I give up, youtube it yourself!

/I'll take this as a sign to go to sleep.
//yay sleep

Fark that!
I would have kick that teachers a$$.

/a deal is a deal

i caught a live fly in my hand today... ninja skillz, i haz dem.

/did not eat said fly.