Subby - if a WNBA team had been involved, the headline should have like this:

"We now have our first owner of an openly lesbian professional sports team"

Word order...what a difference it makes... ^_^

The only way I'm gonna watch an NBA game is if they make it "shirts and skins".

ProfessorTomoe: "We now have our first owner of an openly lesbian professional sports team"

Considering it's the Cubs, I LOL'd.

Those poor people.

Rush is a lesbian?

What does the WNBA have to do with professional sports?

At least 2 of the 4 owners of the WNBA Storm are out lesbians.

Oh, so THAT'S what the Cubs needed.

Lesbian ownership!

/John Henry is an Out Lesbian?

her brother pete ran for senate in nebraska as a just-to-the-right-of-david-duke republican espousing "nebraska values." apparently, at least as far as his family goes, those values include chowing box. which is awesome.

I'm going to celebrate by openly not caring

TommyymmoT: The only way I'm gonna watch an NBA game is if they make it "shirts and skins".

You know how I know you're gay?

Pfft. What's next? A black POTUS?

Wait?

Marge Schott wasn't gay?

NewportBarGuy: Considering it's the Cubs, I LOL'd.

Lick it. Done.

DjangoStonereaver: Wait?

Marge Schott wasn't gay?

A friend of mine used to tell a great joke about Marge Schott.

I forgot how it went, but it ended with her elbow-deep in a vagina.

I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

No kidding... when it really comes down to it, this headline actually reads: "Billionaire buys sports franchise, still completely unlike any of you cretins." As far as I can tell, this is yet another victory for wealthy people's rights and little else.

MFAWG: At least 2 of the 4 owners of the WNBA Storm are out lesbians.
Is the WNBA really professional (despite the paychecks)?

Bush league no longer.

factoryconnection: Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

No kidding... when it really comes down to it, this headline actually reads: "Billionaire buys sports franchise, still completely unlike any of you cretins." As far as I can tell, this is yet another victory for wealthy people's rights and little else.

I guess the headline boils down to "Billionaire has lesbian daughter"

/Newsflash - I LIKE VAGINA!!!!!!

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

I was thinking the same thing.. why the hell does this matter at all? ever?

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

Yeah, why is this a "baseball milestone?" I didn't realize we were keeping track of owners' sexual preference. Who gives a shiat?

Well I guess now there is atleast one person associated with that team that DEFINATELY doesn't suck...

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

This times eleventy bajillion.

If we let the gays marry, will they finally shut up?

Guelph35: Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

This times eleventy bajillion.

If we let the gays marry, will they the media finally shut up?

Not this woman's fault that she has become the story after the Cubs purchase.

What I'd like to know is how someone can fork over money for a franchise that's been failing for 101 years...

/profits, I know
//Book it. Done.

howdyyall9999: Well I guess now there is atleast one person associated with that team that DEFINATELY doesn't suck...




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