Subby - if a WNBA team had been involved, the headline should have like this:

"We now have our first owner of an openly lesbian professional sports team"

Word order...what a difference it makes... ^_^

The only way I'm gonna watch an NBA game is if they make it "shirts and skins".

ProfessorTomoe: "We now have our first owner of an openly lesbian professional sports team"

Considering it's the Cubs, I LOL'd.

Those poor people.

Rush is a lesbian?

What does the WNBA have to do with professional sports?

At least 2 of the 4 owners of the WNBA Storm are out lesbians.

Oh, so THAT'S what the Cubs needed.

Lesbian ownership!

/John Henry is an Out Lesbian?

her brother pete ran for senate in nebraska as a just-to-the-right-of-david-duke republican espousing "nebraska values." apparently, at least as far as his family goes, those values include chowing box. which is awesome.

I'm going to celebrate by openly not caring

TommyymmoT: The only way I'm gonna watch an NBA game is if they make it "shirts and skins".

You know how I know you're gay?

Pfft. What's next? A black POTUS?

Wait?

Marge Schott wasn't gay?

NewportBarGuy: Considering it's the Cubs, I LOL'd.

Lick it. Done.

DjangoStonereaver: Wait?

Marge Schott wasn't gay?

A friend of mine used to tell a great joke about Marge Schott.

I forgot how it went, but it ended with her elbow-deep in a vagina.

I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

No kidding... when it really comes down to it, this headline actually reads: "Billionaire buys sports franchise, still completely unlike any of you cretins." As far as I can tell, this is yet another victory for wealthy people's rights and little else.

MFAWG: At least 2 of the 4 owners of the WNBA Storm are out lesbians.
Is the WNBA really professional (despite the paychecks)?

Bush league no longer.

factoryconnection: Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

No kidding... when it really comes down to it, this headline actually reads: "Billionaire buys sports franchise, still completely unlike any of you cretins." As far as I can tell, this is yet another victory for wealthy people's rights and little else.

I guess the headline boils down to "Billionaire has lesbian daughter"

/Newsflash - I LIKE VAGINA!!!!!!

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

I was thinking the same thing.. why the hell does this matter at all? ever?

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

Yeah, why is this a "baseball milestone?" I didn't realize we were keeping track of owners' sexual preference. Who gives a shiat?

Well I guess now there is atleast one person associated with that team that DEFINATELY doesn't suck...

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

This times eleventy bajillion.

If we let the gays marry, will they finally shut up?

Guelph35: Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

This times eleventy bajillion.

If we let the gays marry, will they the media finally shut up?

Not this woman's fault that she has become the story after the Cubs purchase.

What I'd like to know is how someone can fork over money for a franchise that's been failing for 101 years...

/profits, I know
//Book it. Done.

howdyyall9999: Well I guess now there is atleast one person associated with that team that DEFINATELY doesn't suck...




/+1

I think that this is actually a pretty big deal for MLB. Maybe not so much for the rest of the civilized world, but definitely for baseball. These guys won't even use instant replay to prevent the outcome of playoff games from being completely screwed. I just find it a little hard to believe that Bud Selig knew anything about this before the sale of the team was complete. He just seems too old fashioned.

Well, shoot.
I was just about to make my move.

DjangoStonereaver: Wait?

Marge Schott wasn't gay?

To quote Morgan Freeman in Shawshank: "You have to be human first to be gay."

wha happan to my post?

Hve I been gorgored?

Sorry...the first gay sports team owner was Peter Karmonos when he bought the NHL Whalers back in the '90s.

Guelph35: Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

This times eleventy bajillion.

If we let the gays marry, will they finally shut up?

The AW set wont.

docilej: Sorry...the first gay sports team owner was Peter Karmonos when he bought the NHL Whalers back in the '90s.

Ah, yes-- as I recall, the sale was finalized when the NHL was assured the team name would not become the Hartford Seamen or Hartford Sperm Whalers.

TommyymmoT: The only way I'm gonna watch an NBA game is if they make it "shirts and skins".

I think its wonderful how you gay people are so open about it nowadays.

mikaloyd: TommyymmoT: The only way I'm gonna watch an NBA game is if they make it "shirts and skins".

I think its wonderful how you gay people are so open about it nowadays.

Oh crap, I just now noticed my typo.
WNBA. W.

I suppose this means they will replace the grass at Wrigley with carpet now in case the owner gets hungry

Ron is now so very very happy

generaltimmy: MFAWG: At least 2 of the 4 owners of the WNBA Storm are out lesbians.
Is the WNBA really professional (despite the paychecks)?

It's Subby's statement, not mine:

We now have our first openly lesbian owner of a professional sports team, amazingly not a WNBA team

Di Atribe: I am so very tired of being expected to care whether people like dicks or vaginas. I DO NOT CARE if a gay person owns something or does something or likes rainbows. I just don't give a fark. Can we please stop focusing on whether people like innies or outies? SRSLY WTF

C'mon who doesn't like rainbows? That's like saying, frak happiness I want to go through life pissed off and annoyed. Granted alot of us do but it's not like we want to.

Lith: C'mon who doesn't like rainbows? That's like saying, frak happiness I want to go through life pissed off and annoyed. Granted alot of us do but it's not like we want to.

Please do not get me wrong. I farking love rainbows. But seriously... do you care if I like rainbows?



/take a good hard look at the motha-farkin rainbow

Di Atribe: Lith: C'mon who doesn't like rainbows? That's like saying, frak happiness I want to go through life pissed off and annoyed. Granted alot of us do but it's not like we want to.

Please do not get me wrong. I farking love rainbows. But seriously... do you care if I like rainbows?



/take a good hard look at the motha-farkin rainbow

Great, gay aircraft carriers. Damn you Obama, for the last time it's Seamen. With an "A".

King Something What does the WNBA have to do with professional sports?

What do the Cubs have to do with professional sports?

DjangoStonereaver: Wait?

Marge Schott wasn't gay?

Dude, her wang was epic.

nekom: Pfft. What's next? A black POTUS?

Why not? It worked in "Blazing Saddles" "Deep Impact".