Oops...

I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Well of course there would be Nacholocaust apologists & deniers.

Perhaps they're simply collapsing in on themselves.

Like short, fat, hungry neutron stars.

So now only a third of them will be fatties, well that's okay then.

Paging Mr. R. McDonald. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

/gimme Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

Everything hits a peak and levels off.
Our kids are farking fat over here.

Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Superb analogy.

Came for dancing fat girl. Leaving satisfied.

Some things are worth obesity...





/I sound fat

Anal Tobacco Furnace: Came for dancing fat girl. Leaving satisfied.

That's a girl??

Don't those pendulous moobs pictured in the article warrant a NSFW?

Shakespeare's Monkey: Paging Mr. R. McDonald. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

/gimme Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

You posted the pic of the

@paulseta

Oh my freakin' God! Here I thought I was the only Swamp Dogg fan left! Rat on, indeed.

This isn't good news for a certain Texas college football team and their propensity for fat little girlfriends.

Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Good analogy. After awhile, there are going to be no more kids that can become fat since they're all already fat.

Skail: Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Good analogy. After awhile, there are going to be no more kids that can become fat since they're all already fat.

Have you actually SEEN a fat kid reach terminal velocity?

Shakespeare's Monkey
gimme Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

(Static) That's six Big Macs, four McRibs and two Milkshakes with extra mayo. Please pull around to the first window (static).

jehovahs witness protection: Skail: Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Good analogy. After awhile, there are going to be no more kids that can become fat since they're all already fat.

Have you actually SEEN a fat kid reach terminal velocity?


Not personally, but I'll bet gorgor has a pic of it somewhere...

How do you predict child obesity for the coming years, and what makes the difference between current and previous predictions? To me it sounds like someone just got told not to make insane extrapolations / not to pull out numbers from their big fat asses.

spicy sweet chili. Delicious.

/down 10 pounds since I stopped eating that stuff.

/Obligatory.

Damn you subby!

Spicey Sweet Chili Doritos are awesome. But those Late Night Jalepeno Popper ones are the best- I swear they are sprinkled with crack. I don't even spoke pot, and I can't stop eating them!

I miss the Fiery Habanero Doritos. Those were teh awesome.

It seems like the 00s are retconing themselves. Just in time for 2010.

oh boy, doritos thread!!!!

spicy sweet chili are alright...late night taco=flavors i never thought a chip could contain!

one important question...anyone know where i can obtain non-american dorito flavors? last time i was in the netherlands (late-2004) i got some green chili flavored doritos and they were INCREDIBLE! i've never seen them since.

recently tried some garlic parm. chips a coworker had...can't remember the brand, but they were very yummy.

/i sound fat
//heck i AM fat
///but i'm in the process of losing the fat

LegacyDL: Anal Tobacco Furnace: Came for dancing fat girl. Leaving satisfied.

That's a girl??

Got me too, for years I've been coming to fark assuming that was a boy. This changes everything!

I've been making nachos with Doritos, Cool Ranch mostly.
They're great when heated with cheese melted all over them.
My aorta is pissed at me, but oh well.

It's actually Cooler Ranch, but whatever.

bungle_jr: oh boy, doritos thread!!!!

spicy sweet chili are alright...late night taco=flavors i never thought a chip could contain!

one important question...anyone know where i can obtain non-american dorito flavors? last time i was in the netherlands (late-2004) i got some green chili flavored doritos and they were INCREDIBLE! i've never seen them since.

recently tried some garlic parm. chips a coworker had...can't remember the brand, but they were very yummy.

/i sound fat
//heck i AM fat
///but i'm in the process of losing the fat

Then put down the chip bag, fattie

They_no_kill_BakBak: bungle_jr: oh boy, doritos thread!!!!

spicy sweet chili are alright...late night taco=flavors i never thought a chip could contain!

one important question...anyone know where i can obtain non-american dorito flavors? last time i was in the netherlands (late-2004) i got some green chili flavored doritos and they were INCREDIBLE! i've never seen them since.

recently tried some garlic parm. chips a coworker had...can't remember the brand, but they were very yummy.

/i sound fat
//heck i AM fat
///but i'm in the process of losing the fat

Then put down the chip bag, fattie

ummm, yeah, just because a person occassionally enjoys some doritos does not mean he eats them constantly. honestly chips had very little to do with my fattiness...it's more from eating seconds (and sometimes thirds) of regular meals

They have some cool different flavors in Mexico, like Toro and Diablo. For awhile you could buy them in the US but I haven't seen them lately.

If food manufacturers would take responsibility for the stuff they put in their products, obesity wouldn't be as rampant. It should be up to our government to regulate the items placed on store shelves so as to stop this..ahem..."growing" problem in this country.

It's not leveling off, it's bottoming out.

I just had second breakfast, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/And love handles

Eric Shaun: If food manufacturers would take responsibility for the stuff they put in their products, obesity wouldn't be as rampant. It should be up to our government to regulate the items placed on store shelves so as to stop this..ahem..."growing" problem in this country.

I know... Frito-Lay keeps coming into my house at night and cramming food in my throat. I don't even have a choice. Someone should do something!

Let's keep trying, people! I'm sure we can one day make it a pickle flavored Pringles level problem!



/lost a bet and had to eat one
//gross as you think

Tommy Moo: Let's keep trying, people! I'm sure we can one day make it a pickle flavored Pringles level problem!



/lost a bet and had to eat one
//gross as you think

Yikes. Pringles taste like puke as is.

mybluemake: Well of course there would be Nacholocaust apologists & deniers.

I myself welcome our nacho overlords.

Sweet Spicy Chili Doritos for the WIN!

Amazing flavor. They give me joy.

//I wish I knew how to quit them.

Invincible: LegacyDL: Anal Tobacco Furnace: Came for dancing fat girl. Leaving satisfied.

That's a girl??

Got me too, for years I've been coming to fark assuming that was a boy. This changes everything!

Me three. My mind is blown. Had no idea that was a girl.

Also, about the fat kids, I'd say we've reached a saturation point. It's just not possible for their to be any more fat kids. I also call bullshiat on those percentages (for the UK and US both). Way more kids are overweight than that.

just tell me when it moves from blackwatch plaid to Rush's moving pictures on Mr. Seben's scale.

Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Well, there's only so much food to be eaten...

jonny_q: I know... Frito-Lay keeps coming into my house at night and cramming food in my throat. I don't even have a choice. Someone should do something!

It's not that you're being force fed, it's that you're not being told about all the bad stuff that is in those snacks. You have to think of those that are incapable of deciphering the ingredients in food. That is why it should be up to the powers that be to ensure that all the yucky stuff doesn't hit store shelves, and then infiltrate our unknowing bodies.

Why do you hate government? Why are you afraid of such regulations? Do you work for the snack companies?

Day_Old_Dutchie

You posted the pic of the ...

He's the son I never had, because I hate kids.

I just recently went on a diet, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Eric Shaun: If food manufacturers would take responsibility for the stuff they put in their products, obesity wouldn't be as rampant. It should be up to our government to regulate the items placed on store shelves so as to stop this..ahem..."growing" problem in this country.

Responsibility? This is capitalism man, no one has to take responsibility for anything. Cheap processed carbs sell!

Purple_Jack: Don't those pendulous moobs pictured in the article warrant a NSFW?

i agree wholly. those had to be at least a D cup. i wanted to lift one up to see if i could find a cheeto or at least some skittles.

Fluorescent Testicle: Perhaps they're simply collapsing in on themselves.

Like short, fat, hungry neutron stars.

This made me smile.