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Child obesity 'is levelling off.' So, on the Doritos Obesity Scale™, this is a Spicy Sweet Chili™ level problem, and not at all at Cool Ranch™ levels as feared



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paulseta
2009-11-03 05:50:34 AM


Oops...
i246.photobucket.com

 
Blink
2009-11-03 06:38:54 AM


I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

 
mybluemake
2009-11-03 06:40:53 AM


Well of course there would be Nacholocaust apologists & deniers.

 
Fluorescent Testicle
2009-11-03 06:40:59 AM


Perhaps they're simply collapsing in on themselves.

Like short, fat, hungry neutron stars.

 
Lord_Byrne
2009-11-03 06:41:02 AM


So now only a third of them will be fatties, well that's okay then.

 
Shakespeare's Monkey
2009-11-03 06:45:21 AM


farm1.static.flickr.com

Paging Mr. R. McDonald. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

/gimme Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.

 
Grumpybollocks
2009-11-03 06:53:03 AM


Everything hits a peak and levels off.
Our kids are farking fat over here.

 
Nakito
2009-11-03 06:55:52 AM


Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Superb analogy.

 
Anal Tobacco Furnace
2009-11-03 07:00:31 AM


Came for dancing fat girl. Leaving satisfied.

 
EZ Writer
2009-11-03 07:07:57 AM


Some things are worth obesity...


static.px.yelp.com


/I sound fat

 
LegacyDL
2009-11-03 07:09:04 AM


Anal Tobacco Furnace: Came for dancing fat girl. Leaving satisfied.

That's a girl??

 
Purple_Jack
2009-11-03 07:12:47 AM


Don't those pendulous moobs pictured in the article warrant a NSFW?

 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2009-11-03 07:13:21 AM


Shakespeare's Monkey: Paging Mr. R. McDonald. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

/gimme Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.


You posted the pic of the
img141.imageshack.us

 
SinoDave
2009-11-03 07:20:06 AM


@paulseta

Oh my freakin' God! Here I thought I was the only Swamp Dogg fan left! Rat on, indeed.

 
Setphaserstostun
2009-11-03 07:22:02 AM


This isn't good news for a certain Texas college football team and their propensity for fat little girlfriends.

 
Skail
2009-11-03 07:23:00 AM


Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Good analogy. After awhile, there are going to be no more kids that can become fat since they're all already fat.

 
jehovahs witness protection
2009-11-03 07:33:36 AM


Skail: Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Good analogy. After awhile, there are going to be no more kids that can become fat since they're all already fat.


Have you actually SEEN a fat kid reach terminal velocity?

 
Harry Freakstorm
2009-11-03 07:37:06 AM


Shakespeare's Monkey
gimme Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.


(Static) That's six Big Macs, four McRibs and two Milkshakes with extra mayo. Please pull around to the first window (static).

 
EZ Writer
2009-11-03 07:41:02 AM


jehovahs witness protection: Skail: Blink: I'm guessing this is a bit like terminal velocity.

Good analogy. After awhile, there are going to be no more kids that can become fat since they're all already fat.

Have you actually SEEN a fat kid reach terminal velocity?



Not personally, but I'll bet gorgor has a pic of it somewhere...

 
traylor
2009-11-03 07:43:06 AM


How do you predict child obesity for the coming years, and what makes the difference between current and previous predictions? To me it sounds like someone just got told not to make insane extrapolations / not to pull out numbers from their big fat asses.

 
Vertdang
2009-11-03 07:52:25 AM


spicy sweet chili. Delicious.

/down 10 pounds since I stopped eating that stuff.

 
FishStampede
2009-11-03 07:52:39 AM


/Obligatory.

 
CastorPimp
2009-11-03 07:52:46 AM


Damn you subby!
15.media.tumblr.com

 
Mad Scientist
2009-11-03 08:02:13 AM


Spicey Sweet Chili Doritos are awesome. But those Late Night Jalepeno Popper ones are the best- I swear they are sprinkled with crack. I don't even spoke pot, and I can't stop eating them!

 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2009-11-03 08:05:43 AM


I miss the Fiery Habanero Doritos. Those were teh awesome.

 
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