If Tiger's not doping, does it really matter if the rest of them are?

Michelle Wie?

Steroids and HGH give you superpowers! That's what the media tells me so it must be true!

Gonz:
If Tiger's not doping, does it really matter if the rest of them are?

For the previous 10 years and for probably 5-7 more, it doesn't matter. But you can't set the precedent that it's okay for guys to cheat as long as there is someone capable of dominating them anyway. That's too subjective to ever be fair.

Steroids give you man Boobies.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Steroids give you man Boobies.

That explains John Daly, then.