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God forbid anyone down South actually sees a naked woman on TV. The horror. Such filth might lead to worse things... like dancing



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WTF Indeed
2009-11-02 11:01:15 PM


might turn them off of goats all together

 
Flapjack727
2009-11-02 11:02:24 PM


tvtropes.org

Well, someone's gotta put a foot down...

 
Old enough to know better
2009-11-02 11:02:57 PM


Red state. What do you expect?

 
Mongo No.5
2009-11-02 11:03:34 PM


pron = Playboy channel now? what is the world coming to. If it doesn't have a money shot its not pron, bottom line.

 
Magic Kingdom
2009-11-02 11:03:48 PM


guvmint identities? are they like entities?

 
Flapjack727
2009-11-02 11:04:39 PM


Flapjack727: Well, someone's gotta put a foot down...

WTF?

 
Nuclear Monk
2009-11-02 11:06:06 PM


Shhh....don't tell him about the internet.

/tell him about the internet George...

 
me_the_farker
2009-11-02 11:06:10 PM


Republicans: We belive in small,powerless government.. except when it involves private citizens in their own homes.

/hypocrites

 
eraser8
2009-11-02 11:06:32 PM


Mongo No.5: pron = Playboy channel now? what is the world coming to. If it doesn't have a money shot its not pron, bottom line.

I think, perhaps, you need to be introduced to lesbian porn.

 
crazyeddie
2009-11-02 11:06:46 PM


"What's the harm in religion?"

The harm is that you are indoctrinated to feel guilt, shame, and repulsion when you see the natural naked human form.

Reason #189058 Religion should be expunged, with prejudice.

 
Weaver95
2009-11-02 11:07:08 PM


I don't get it. I really don't. On one hand, these are the same folks who fight hard to prevent gay marriage, and who firmly believe in a 'homosexual conspiracy' to warp kids into a perverse lifestyle of same sex attraction. But at the same time, they think women are evil and that sex between a man and woman is sinful.

Ok, I might buy the 'women are evil' thing. But if they're so afraid of the homosexual agenda, why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

 
StampedingElephant
2009-11-02 11:07:09 PM


Old enough to know better: Red state. What do you expect?

Nevada is a Red State. Fail.

 
Typhoid
2009-11-02 11:08:16 PM


But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

 
Weaver95
2009-11-02 11:09:20 PM


Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

I'm pretty sure that's on bittorrent somewhere. Or usenet.

 
maudibjr
2009-11-02 11:09:51 PM


Why does the govt. own the cable company?

 
flamingboard
2009-11-02 11:10:29 PM


watching porn makes you gay because you can see penises.
going to the bathroom makes you gay because you can see your penis.
do republicans shower in their suits?
do they reproduce asexually since seeing naughty bits might make them love sucking dicks?

religion and republicans: both totally retarded

 
Solty Dog
2009-11-02 11:10:44 PM


Weaver95: why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

It's not supposed to be fun. No whips, chains, midgets, butter, duct tape, a bag of M&Ms, or gimp suits. One position, one purpose.

 
flamingboard
2009-11-02 11:11:45 PM


Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

rule 34 is alive and well on this one i'm guessing.

 
MPOM
2009-11-02 11:11:55 PM


I've never had any problem finding adult channels on cable and satellite in "the south," and as has been demonstrated several times subscriptions to online porn are robust in the southern states.

But I guess a Republican doing the usual and typically pointless gripe about family values trumps the demonstrated preferences and acceptance of adult content by people who actually live there. At least it does for the subby and many Farkers.

 
AR55
2009-11-02 11:11:59 PM


Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

/lols.

 
gadian
2009-11-02 11:12:05 PM


Maybe some people believe there don't need to be naked people on tv. You can find naked people all over the internet. Many of you can find naked women in your very own homes. There are naked women every where and lets be honest, with all of the over saturation the charm, mystery, mystique, and fun is gone. Why do you need naked women on TV?

/personally has no problem with naked women or men, they're a "eh, whatever" at best.

 
crab66
2009-11-02 11:12:29 PM


eraser8: Mongo No.5: pron = Playboy channel now? what is the world coming to. If it doesn't have a money shot its not pron, bottom line.

I think, perhaps, you need to be introduced to lesbian porn.


You just have not been watching the right lesbian porn.

 
Weaver95
2009-11-02 11:12:46 PM


Solty Dog: Weaver95: why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

It's not supposed to be fun. No whips, chains, midgets, butter, duct tape, a bag of M&Ms, or gimp suits. One position, one purpose.


Not that I have a whole lot of opportunities to have sex these days, but from what I can remember it was fun at the time.

 
elbandito
2009-11-02 11:12:55 PM


Weaver95: Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

I'm pretty sure that's on bittorrent somewhere. Or usenet.


GorgorTV

 
Mudo
2009-11-02 11:13:44 PM


And From The Farking Sidebar:

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Wow, they sure do know how to party down in ... Wherethehelleverville, TN.

/it's called a dateline
//but you say where you're reporting from
///giggity

 
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