might turn them off of goats all together

Well, someone's gotta put a foot down...

Red state. What do you expect?

pron = Playboy channel now? what is the world coming to. If it doesn't have a money shot its not pron, bottom line.

guvmint identities? are they like entities?

Flapjack727: Well, someone's gotta put a foot down...

WTF?

Shhh....don't tell him about the internet.

/tell him about the internet George...

Republicans: We belive in small,powerless government.. except when it involves private citizens in their own homes.

/hypocrites

Mongo No.5: pron = Playboy channel now? what is the world coming to. If it doesn't have a money shot its not pron, bottom line.

I think, perhaps, you need to be introduced to lesbian porn.

"What's the harm in religion?"

The harm is that you are indoctrinated to feel guilt, shame, and repulsion when you see the natural naked human form.

Reason #189058 Religion should be expunged, with prejudice.

I don't get it. I really don't. On one hand, these are the same folks who fight hard to prevent gay marriage, and who firmly believe in a 'homosexual conspiracy' to warp kids into a perverse lifestyle of same sex attraction. But at the same time, they think women are evil and that sex between a man and woman is sinful.

Ok, I might buy the 'women are evil' thing. But if they're so afraid of the homosexual agenda, why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

Old enough to know better: Red state. What do you expect?

Nevada is a Red State. Fail.

But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

I'm pretty sure that's on bittorrent somewhere. Or usenet.

Why does the govt. own the cable company?

watching porn makes you gay because you can see penises.
going to the bathroom makes you gay because you can see your penis.
do republicans shower in their suits?
do they reproduce asexually since seeing naughty bits might make them love sucking dicks?

religion and republicans: both totally retarded

Weaver95: why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

It's not supposed to be fun. No whips, chains, midgets, butter, duct tape, a bag of M&Ms, or gimp suits. One position, one purpose.

Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

rule 34 is alive and well on this one i'm guessing.

I've never had any problem finding adult channels on cable and satellite in "the south," and as has been demonstrated several times subscriptions to online porn are robust in the southern states.

But I guess a Republican doing the usual and typically pointless gripe about family values trumps the demonstrated preferences and acceptance of adult content by people who actually live there. At least it does for the subby and many Farkers.

Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

/lols.

Maybe some people believe there don't need to be naked people on tv. You can find naked people all over the internet. Many of you can find naked women in your very own homes. There are naked women every where and lets be honest, with all of the over saturation the charm, mystery, mystique, and fun is gone. Why do you need naked women on TV?

/personally has no problem with naked women or men, they're a "eh, whatever" at best.

eraser8: Mongo No.5: pron = Playboy channel now? what is the world coming to. If it doesn't have a money shot its not pron, bottom line.

I think, perhaps, you need to be introduced to lesbian porn.

You just have not been watching the right lesbian porn.

Solty Dog: Weaver95: why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

It's not supposed to be fun. No whips, chains, midgets, butter, duct tape, a bag of M&Ms, or gimp suits. One position, one purpose.

Not that I have a whole lot of opportunities to have sex these days, but from what I can remember it was fun at the time.

Weaver95: Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

I'm pretty sure that's on bittorrent somewhere. Or usenet.

GorgorTV

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Wow, they sure do know how to party down in ... Wherethehelleverville, TN.

/it's called a dateline
//but you say where you're reporting from
///giggity

Oh South. You are so cute in your strangeness.

MPOM: I've never had any problem finding adult channels on cable and satellite in "the south," and as has been demonstrated several times subscriptions to online porn are robust in the southern states.

But I guess a Republican doing the usual and typically pointless gripe about family values trumps the demonstrated preferences and acceptance of adult content by people who actually live there. At least it does for the subby and many Farkers.

it's fine as long as no one knows about it. but jeebus knows. he always knows. nose.

Weaver95: I don't get it. I really don't. On one hand, these are the same folks who fight hard to prevent gay marriage, and who firmly believe in a 'homosexual conspiracy' to warp kids into a perverse lifestyle of same sex attraction. But at the same time, they think women are evil and that sex between a man and woman is sinful.

Ok, I might buy the 'women are evil' thing. But if they're so afraid of the homosexual agenda, why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.... And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants. You know, that's a, that's a good comment. It's a good point and it's a good thing to teach young people.

AR55
Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

As a fetish porn producer in Atlanta, I'm getting a big kick out of this...

Dear Mr. Fowler Douchebag:

Fark you.

Oh and apparently it continues on through tomorrow, and later.

eraser8: All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.... And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants. You know, that's a, that's a good comment. It's a good point and it's a good thing to teach young people.

that's insane. I swear, the entire leadership of the Republican party is comprised of closet homosexuals.

AR55: Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

Yeah but it was horse porn. Big surprise.

crazyeddie: "What's the harm in religion?"

The harm is that you are indoctrinated to feel guilt, shame, and repulsion when you see the natural naked human form.

Reason #189058 Religion should be expunged, with prejudice.

That I would have to disagree with. Religious exremists may feel that way, but I don't think the everyday Christian would really have a problem with it if it's just the naked body.

And I disagree with religion being expunged. Religion has helped alot of people, myself included.

I can understand why some people have hatred for religion. They always state that a majority of the bad things that have happened is because of religion, which is untrue.

People that cause trouble, and hate, use religion as their platform, but in reality they are not true practioners of religion. They are simply attempting to use it for their own betterment. It's always the small of extremists that make us look bad.

Happy to see that's not my state!

Docanthro: Good luck with that jagoff.

The "naked human form" nothing wrong there. The disgusting, piggish, bestial filth that passes for pornography these days needs to be eliminated ... with prejudice.

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Coyote Doyenne: AR55
Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

As a fetish porn producer in Atlanta, I'm getting a big kick out of this...

I've always wanted to talk to a porn producer. I've always wondered if it was more difficult to run a porn business than a more mainstream operation.

But the free market says PORN PORN PORN!

Weaver95: Coyote Doyenne: AR55
Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

As a fetish porn producer in Atlanta, I'm getting a big kick out of this...

I've always wanted to talk to a porn producer. I've always wondered if it was more difficult to run a porn business than a more mainstream operation.

Oh, it's hard at first, but if you keep a good rhythm, everything comes out smoothly.

/penis

I have to say that I agree, which is fricking creepy. The gubment has no place in backing porn.

Which really sucks, because I'm a big fan.

elbandito: Weaver95: Typhoid: But... it's pay per view. You should be able to get alien insect lesbians raping each other with power tools if you want.

I'm pretty sure that's on bittorrent somewhere. Or usenet.

GorgorTV

Hush, you!

eraser8: Docanthro: Good luck with that jagoff.

The "naked human form" nothing wrong there. The disgusting, piggish, bestial filth that passes for pornography these days needs to be eliminated ... with prejudice.

[insert notsureifserious.jpg]

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I wonder if those guys that are rewriting the bible to better suit their beliefs are going to put Adam and Eve in clothes? That biatch would get arrested for her fig leaf outfit in many a southern state today.

Ah, yes, republicans railing against something else that's opt-in.

Gay Marriage, Public Option, now the playboy channel.

/Sigh.

Weaver95: eraser8: All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.... And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants. You know, that's a, that's a good comment. It's a good point and it's a good thing to teach young people.

that's insane. I swear, the entire leadership of the Republican party is comprised of closet homosexuals.

they're not very good about hiding it.

Weaver95: Coyote Doyenne: AR55
Wasn't there an article in the past on Fark saying that Southerners buy more porn compared to the rest of the Union?

As a fetish porn producer in Atlanta, I'm getting a big kick out of this...

I've always wanted to talk to a porn producer. I've always wondered if it was more difficult to run a porn business than a more mainstream operation.

I think the hardest part of becoming a porn producer is the start up money. I'm guessing you need at least $20,000+. 15k to pay for "actresses" to "perform," maybe around $1000 to buy a decent camera, another $1600 for a pair of computers to edit with, and the rest can be used to buy a nice sybian and buckets of vaseline.

Old enough to know better: Red state. What do you expect?

Yup, things are better in blue states.

StampedingElephant: Nevada is a Red State. Fail

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eraser8: Weaver95: I don't get it. I really don't. On one hand, these are the same folks who fight hard to prevent gay marriage, and who firmly believe in a 'homosexual conspiracy' to warp kids into a perverse lifestyle of same sex attraction. But at the same time, they think women are evil and that sex between a man and woman is sinful.

Ok, I might buy the 'women are evil' thing. But if they're so afraid of the homosexual agenda, why not make sure everyone can see why sex with women is more fun?

All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.... And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants. You know, that's a, that's a good comment. It's a good point and it's a good thing to teach young people.

Mother of god. He managed to divide Rule 34 by zero. I think the internet might be done for.

me_the_farker Quote 2009-11-02 11:06:10 PM
Republicans: We belive in small,powerless government.. except when it involves private citizens in their own homes.

/hypocrites

Uh Dumbass, what part of government owned power company did you not get? You are the hypocrite. It has no business being in porn, just supply power. Or better yet, have the government sell it off then it can do whatever it likes.

//PS. All the rest of you are simpletons as well. Do you really want government owned businesses getting into all sorts of other areas and competing with private companies? What the hell?

///Oh and another thing, you can get all the pron you want on the internet in the privacy of your own home, no one is taking that away, except maybe the left with their new attempts to regulate the internet.