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(Daily Mail) Asinine Drunken Irish slur voted world sexiest accent over foofy French. Oh, merde alors   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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thalassatx [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:59:45 PM  
Oh hell yes, it's sexier.

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:07:52 PM  
thalassatx: Oh hell yes, it's sexier.

i'm sorry, but it's a solid gold fact that the sexiest accent is that of omaha nebraska. women dig subtlety.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:39:40 PM  
MAIS POURQUOI?

MAIS POURQUOI?

MAIS POURQUOI?!

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:58:57 PM  
img26.imageshack.us


Feck! Arse! Women's Knickers!



/Drink!

 
Mayah 2009-11-03 01:23:36 AM  
Ummm, yeah, I'd agree with that. I also like Dutch and Russian accents.

 
Abracapocalypse 2009-11-03 01:24:18 AM  
I love how they list American as 10. And which American accent is that? New York? Boston? Atlanta? Wisconsin? California? Seems like another "bash America" poll to me.

 
Ruggahissy 2009-11-03 01:25:15 AM  
How did Sweedish make it on there?

 
drewkumo 2009-11-03 01:25:24 AM  
Can someone please tell me what an "American accent" is?

New York?
Boston?
Maine?
Georgia?
Louisiana?
California?
Wisconsin?

Seriously, way too many accents to even test this idea.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:26:03 AM  
drewkumo: Can someone please tell me what an "American accent" is?

New York?
Boston?
Maine?
Georgia?
Louisiana?
California?
Wisconsin?

Seriously, way too many accents to even test this idea.


Myeah, see? Myeahhh.

 
Tofino 2009-11-03 01:26:49 AM  
Ruggahissy: How did Sweedish make it on there?

BORK BORK BORK

 
drewkumo 2009-11-03 01:26:55 AM  
Abracapocalypse: I love how they list American as 10. And which American accent is that? New York? Boston? Atlanta? Wisconsin? California? Seems like another "bash America" poll to me.

Damnit!

Either way, its more like a Euro-centric accent survey.

Plus ignore Canada survey.

/funny we listed the same two cities first.

 
The Incredible Sexual Egg 2009-11-03 01:29:01 AM  
thalassatx: Oh hell yes, it's sexier.

It's nice, but Proper British or Aussie has got a nice tone to it

 
Ruggahissy 2009-11-03 01:30:15 AM  
Sweedish just makes me think of Ikea and then I get angry because I remember that my bookshelf is wobbly because I lost that little wrench.

 
Jonesy Boogieman [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:30:56 AM  
Asinine?

 
jessicat 2009-11-03 01:33:46 AM  
Even after 4 years, my boyfriend's rather plain Canadian accent still makes me giggly and horny.

/it's not the accent
//it's the man
///just kidding, it's the size of his cawk

 
drewkumo 2009-11-03 01:34:14 AM  
Barakku: Myeah, see? Myeahhh.


Mmyeahh...Noooooo, yeaaaahh. Ooohhkay then. See yaa, ooohh yeahhh you too. Bye now!

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-03 01:35:19 AM  
Anyone who doesn't believe the Irish accent is sexy needs to watch 'The Quiet Man' and try to convince me that Maureen O'Hara isn't oozing sex the entire movie.

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:35:41 AM  
Irish men make my panties melt, but Welsh men could get me to do anything they dreamed of by just asking.

 
Penguin_named_Nori 2009-11-03 01:40:54 AM  
OK, so if I'd voted Frenchman, who's my best example of a sexy French accent? Maurice Chevalier? Charles De Gaulle? Lumiere?

Seriously, my favorite French accent? Marcel Marceau.

 
VaticDart 2009-11-03 01:43:07 AM  
I'd argue that any drunken slur is the sexiest accent when it's coming from the right set of lips, but yeah, when this

farm1.static.flickr.com

is slurring next to you on a barstool in an Irish accent, me thinks you'd better have a bunk nearby to retreat to, alone or otherwise.

 
Robo Beat 2009-11-03 01:43:50 AM  
Fark that. Audrey Tautou > all.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-11-03 01:49:07 AM  
I tell women on the first date
"Look whore if you don't give up the panties tonight I am going to choke a snot bubble out yo nose"
Works everytime

 
BlippityBleep 2009-11-03 01:50:01 AM  
VaticDart: I'd argue that any drunken slur is the sexiest accent when it's coming from the right set of lips, but yeah, when this



is slurring next to you on a barstool in an Irish accent, me thinks you'd better have a bunk nearby to retreat to, alone or otherwise.


Heh when I right-click saved it checked for viruses. She's clean, w00t! Not gonna need that penicillin shot this time.

 
averagejoe42 2009-11-03 01:50:30 AM  
Just remember, behind every attractive Irish man or woman, there's a Drunken Irish Dad.

 
Rohasman 2009-11-03 01:50:37 AM  
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked

/say it 3 times fast, instant Irish!

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-03 01:51:10 AM  
VaticDart: I'd argue that any drunken slur is the sexiest accent when it's coming from the right set of lips, but yeah, when this



is slurring next to you on a barstool in an Irish accent, me thinks you'd better have a bunk nearby to retreat to, alone or otherwise.


I'd be buying her a few more rounds of whatever drink she desired. And being the gentleman that I am, I'd drive her safely home.

/I didn't say whose home
//The drive would be safe

 
BubbaWayne 2009-11-03 01:51:30 AM  
VaticDart: I'd argue that any drunken slur is the sexiest accent when it's coming from the right set of lips, but yeah, when this



is slurring next to you on a barstool in an Irish accent, me thinks you'd better have a bunk nearby to retreat to, alone or otherwise.


yeah, this....

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:52:06 AM  
Having dated a ginger from Belfast, I can wholeheartedly vouch for this. Too bad she was a crazy biatch...or was it? *sly grin*

 
Melquiades [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:52:44 AM  
I'm Irish and I have a sexy accent, so I'm getting a big kick out of this thread, so I am.

 
40 watt range 2009-11-03 01:54:57 AM  
When I was last in Europe women loved my Texas accent.

I think it depends on the women you poll. For instance, Irish women don't give a shiat about your Irish accent.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:58:54 AM  
Barakku: drewkumo: Can someone please tell me what an "American accent" is?

New York?
Boston?
Maine?
Georgia?
Louisiana?
California?
Wisconsin?

Seriously, way too many accents to even test this idea.

Myeah, see? Myeahhh.


Californian. If you were watching an American movie, and commenting ov everyone's accent. All of those would come up as being a regional accent, but anyone speaking native to the west coast (short of dude and hella) would illicit no suggestions of accents being involved. West Coast is "normal".

 
tooeasy 2009-11-03 02:00:44 AM  
huh

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:01:49 AM  
Noooo! Definitely Italian and then Scottish.

I am oddly partial to German accents as well.

Ruggahissy: Sweedish just makes me think of Ikea and then I get angry because I remember that my bookshelf is wobbly because I lost that little wrench.

Uh, Ikea will give you a new one, probably for free, and if not for free they will definitely sell it to you for $.30 or something. I was missing a bunch of screws for my furniture after a move, and I replaced them all for about $2. I just went to the customer service desk, asked for parts 11838203 and 2314593 and so on, and walked out with a big bag full of metal bits.

 
averagejoe42 2009-11-03 02:02:15 AM  
French is only sexy when both parties are speaking it:

www.instructables.com

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-03 02:04:16 AM  
bobbette: I am oddly partial to German accents as well.

The problem with German is no matter what you say, even something extremely intimate, it sounds to non Germans like "put all the Jews in the oven immediately!"

 
Guma 2009-11-03 02:06:14 AM  
The Incredible Sexual Egg: It's nice, but Proper British or Aussie has got a nice tone to it

AUSSIE??? You've got to be kidding!
Scottish accent is way sexier than Irish.

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-03 02:09:06 AM  
Guma: The Incredible Sexual Egg: It's nice, but Proper British or Aussie has got a nice tone to it

AUSSIE??? You've got to be kidding!
Scottish accent is way sexier than Irish.


I was in a pub with a Scottish girl. I thought her accent was sexy. Until near closing time when she was shiat faced and it sounded like she was hacking up a loogie when she spoke. I had no clue what she was saying.

 
Ruggahissy 2009-11-03 02:16:20 AM  
bobbette: Noooo! Definitely Italian and then Scottish.

I am oddly partial to German accents as well.

Ruggahissy: Sweedish just makes me think of Ikea and then I get angry because I remember that my bookshelf is wobbly because I lost that little wrench.

Uh, Ikea will give you a new one, probably for free, and if not for free they will definitely sell it to you for $.30 or something. I was missing a bunch of screws for my furniture after a move, and I replaced them all for about $2. I just went to the customer service desk, asked for parts 11838203 and 2314593 and so on, and walked out with a big bag full of metal bits.


But then I have to go all the way to Ikea in the San Fernando Valley. Though I will keep this information in mind.

 
andynz81 2009-11-03 02:18:19 AM  
One of my flatmates is the personification of a drunken Irish slur. The bastid has girls virtually lining up to get into bed with him. Even he think it's just a wee bit ridiculous.

I figure I should head off and try my luck in Ireland in an attempt to restore some kind of balance.

/accent novelty ftw

 
paloma [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:19:28 AM  
i don't like the irish accent as much. spanish first, then italian, i think.

 
sunsawed 2009-11-03 02:29:09 AM  
Shane MacGowan: Sexiest Man Alive? (At least if you are blind and far away from the stench?)


www.contactmusic.com

 
Vertdang 2009-11-03 02:29:55 AM  
hunternuttall.com

It's like wiping your ass with silk.

 
Guma 2009-11-03 02:35:21 AM  
OgreMagi:

I was in a pub with a Scottish girl. I thought her accent was sexy. Until near closing time when she was shiat faced and it sounded like she was hacking up a loogie when she spoke. I had no clue what she was saying.


She sounds Dutch. I guess it all depends which part of Scotland. The Edinburgh accent is very nice.

 
Seamer 2009-11-03 02:47:47 AM  
Drunken Irish sluts are always sexy, dur.

 
svejker_14 2009-11-03 02:48:15 AM  
Once at work I was talking with an Irish colleen, and a guy from Dallas was listening to our conversation. She had a rather strong Belfast accent, and he soon remarked, in that subtle, understated accent of his own, "Shee-iiit. Thay-its some ayk-sent you gaht they-uh. Ah wish Aaaahh hay-ud an ayyyk-sent."

We carefully avoided eye contact.

 
psychosis_inducing 2009-11-03 03:02:33 AM  
OgreMagi: Anyone who doesn't believe the Irish accent is sexy needs to watch 'The Quiet Man' and try to convince me that Maureen O'Hara isn't oozing sex the entire movie.

Who? *looks it up*
upload.wikimedia.org

I think if you look like that no one cares what accent you have.

 
Redscum 2009-11-03 03:07:30 AM  
Abracapocalypse: I love how they list American as 10. And which American accent is that? New York? Boston? Atlanta? Wisconsin? California? Seems like another "bash America" poll to me.

How exactly is it a "bash America" poll? You came 10th out of everyone, did you miss the bit where it said "The sexiest accents are..."? There are more than 10 countries in the world.

I could say the same thing about English, does it mean Cockney, RP, West country, Estuary (representing), Yorkshire, Lancashire, Brummie, Geordie, etc? We have as much variation as you do.

 
InsaneJelloTroll 2009-11-03 03:08:24 AM  
German is way sexy. I offer as an example, "Ich probe mit meine Mannschaft."

/almost certainly mangled that
//it's been 7 years since my high school German, give me a break

 
PopeSchmope 2009-11-03 03:14:45 AM  
drewkumo: Can someone please tell me what an "American accent" is?

New York?
Boston?
Maine?
Georgia?
Louisiana?
California?
Wisconsin?

Seriously, way too many accents to even test this idea.


Chi-caw-go. Well, that's where I'm from. And I'm sexy, yo.

 
Zebby 2009-11-03 03:16:58 AM  
Im partial to British accents these days myself. One that is deep and baritone really can sound appealing, like Sean Bean. A Cockney lilt could as well I suppose, even if I could not understand alot of what was said.

 
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