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ooh, that bar association logo shouldn't be there either.

Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to clare Kangaroo court

It's not what you know, it's who you blow.

El Chode: Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to declare Kangaroo court

FTFM

gopher321: It's not what you know, it's who you blow.

agrees (new window)

I'm sure Fark Internet Lawyers know how he can get out

A cake (or large pastry of your choice) with a file hidden in it.

You're welcome.

Burn down the jail?

This is where crazy starts

"I'd like to challenge President Obama and Reverend (Jeremiah) Wright to come check out this type of Gestapo justice we have here in Kansas," David Price said. "And if he doesn't think this is outrageous, I will put my next bid in for the presidency of the United States."

Only in Kansas

"lawyering" with "evidences"


/find the obscurity

I know EXACTLY what he needs to do. Unfortunately, I'm 2 weeks away from my GED in law and I can't tell him or I would go to jail for giving legal advice without a license.

I only know obscure sexual laws. My expertise will only help if he was caught farking turtle while in a rainstorm.

/he's be fine as long as he wasn't taking the Lord's name in vain at the same time

Luckily I have a GED in law so I'll take the case pro boner.

Subby, that is a great headline. I see what you did there.
+1

But how good was his legal advice?

Five bucks says he was just as good at law-talking-stuff as a real lawyer.

From TFA, it's not entirely clear that he's a nutjob, con artist, or idiot.

"Professionals" hate it when everyday people pull aside the curtain and show just how basic a lot of what they know/do really is.

FTFA:
The justices want him to sign an agreement saying he won't give any more advice before they will free him.

"If I sign that document, I'm giving them personal and subject matter jurisdiction," Price said. "I'm not about to do that.

Okay, if this is a correct quote, he's just shown that he has no business giving legal advice.

Subject matter jurisdiction either exists or it does not. It cannot be created or destroyed by the parties.

/not a lawyer; not legal advice
//not to be taken internally
///may cause drowsiness -- alcohol may intensify this effect

Find a lawyer.

"The pro se litigant issue isn't going to go away," Valdez said. "You'll always have people who can't afford lawyers. Going into it, you want to make sure they have enough knowledge."

Indeed. Some counties have pro-se offices that carry boiler plate documents, practical guides, and personnel allotted to answer procedural questions. Many more do not, however.

El Chode: Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to declare Kangaroo court

FTFM

I thought you were speaking Latin.

That's Vincent Gambini to you.

SwiftFox: Find a lawyer.

Works on contingency?

I guess he shouldn't have advised Kane E. Kellett.

Perducci: But how good was his legal advice?

Five bucks says he was just as good at law-talking-stuff as a real lawyer.

From TFA, it's not entirely clear that he's a nutjob, con artist, or idiot.

"Professionals" hate it when everyday people pull aside the curtain and show just how basic a lot of what they know/do really is.

I know dude I know this neurosurgeon he's the same way.

I'm sure this woman would be more than happy to represent this gentleman in court!





After all, arresting this man has EVERYTHING to do with Obama being a sekrit Kenyan-born muslin commusocifacist!

It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

He should have just prefaced all his documents with "Well, IANAL, but..."