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ooh, that bar association logo shouldn't be there either.

Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to clare Kangaroo court

It's not what you know, it's who you blow.

El Chode: Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to declare Kangaroo court

FTFM

gopher321: It's not what you know, it's who you blow.

agrees (new window)

I'm sure Fark Internet Lawyers know how he can get out

A cake (or large pastry of your choice) with a file hidden in it.

You're welcome.

Burn down the jail?

This is where crazy starts

"I'd like to challenge President Obama and Reverend (Jeremiah) Wright to come check out this type of Gestapo justice we have here in Kansas," David Price said. "And if he doesn't think this is outrageous, I will put my next bid in for the presidency of the United States."

Only in Kansas

"lawyering" with "evidences"


/find the obscurity

I know EXACTLY what he needs to do. Unfortunately, I'm 2 weeks away from my GED in law and I can't tell him or I would go to jail for giving legal advice without a license.

I only know obscure sexual laws. My expertise will only help if he was caught farking turtle while in a rainstorm.

/he's be fine as long as he wasn't taking the Lord's name in vain at the same time

Luckily I have a GED in law so I'll take the case pro boner.

Subby, that is a great headline. I see what you did there.
+1

But how good was his legal advice?

Five bucks says he was just as good at law-talking-stuff as a real lawyer.

From TFA, it's not entirely clear that he's a nutjob, con artist, or idiot.

"Professionals" hate it when everyday people pull aside the curtain and show just how basic a lot of what they know/do really is.

FTFA:
The justices want him to sign an agreement saying he won't give any more advice before they will free him.

"If I sign that document, I'm giving them personal and subject matter jurisdiction," Price said. "I'm not about to do that.

Okay, if this is a correct quote, he's just shown that he has no business giving legal advice.

Subject matter jurisdiction either exists or it does not. It cannot be created or destroyed by the parties.

/not a lawyer; not legal advice
//not to be taken internally
///may cause drowsiness -- alcohol may intensify this effect

Find a lawyer.

"The pro se litigant issue isn't going to go away," Valdez said. "You'll always have people who can't afford lawyers. Going into it, you want to make sure they have enough knowledge."

Indeed. Some counties have pro-se offices that carry boiler plate documents, practical guides, and personnel allotted to answer procedural questions. Many more do not, however.

El Chode: Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to declare Kangaroo court

FTFM

I thought you were speaking Latin.

That's Vincent Gambini to you.

SwiftFox: Find a lawyer.

Works on contingency?

I guess he shouldn't have advised Kane E. Kellett.

Perducci: But how good was his legal advice?

Five bucks says he was just as good at law-talking-stuff as a real lawyer.

From TFA, it's not entirely clear that he's a nutjob, con artist, or idiot.

"Professionals" hate it when everyday people pull aside the curtain and show just how basic a lot of what they know/do really is.

I know dude I know this neurosurgeon he's the same way.

I'm sure this woman would be more than happy to represent this gentleman in court!





After all, arresting this man has EVERYTHING to do with Obama being a sekrit Kenyan-born muslin commusocifacist!

It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

He should have just prefaced all his documents with "Well, IANAL, but..."

Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

Sir Charles: Perducci: But how good was his legal advice?

Five bucks says he was just as good at law-talking-stuff as a real lawyer.

From TFA, it's not entirely clear that he's a nutjob, con artist, or idiot.

"Professionals" hate it when everyday people pull aside the curtain and show just how basic a lot of what they know/do really is.

I know dude I know this neurosurgeon he's the same way.

I've said quite a few times (probably more than I should) that a trained monkey could do 90% of my job... But it's that last 10% that the clients are happy I went to college...

Sir Charles: Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

it's the law: they have to tell you if they're a cop.

Sorry I'm a internet doctor

thomps: Sir Charles: Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

it's the law: they have to tell you if they're a cop.

Just like they gotta tell you they're of legal age. Right? RIGHT???

El Chode: Well, in his defense, Bird Law is not governed by reason. I have no choice but to declare Kangaroo court

Filibuster.

He's the damn paterfamilias!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: cake

After all that cake, he might need some toothpaste. Acid toothpaste.

I'm getting sworn in on Thursday. I'll be able to tell you all how he can get out after that day.

Ponzholio: thomps: Sir Charles: Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

it's the law: they have to tell you if they're a cop.

Just like they gotta tell you they're of legal age. Right? RIGHT???

nah, but it's cool because minors can't be cops. except on hill street.

thomps: Sir Charles: Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

it's the law: they have to tell you if they're a cop.

Sounds like somebody DNRTFA! LAW ADVICE! LAW ADVICE!

thomps: Ponzholio: thomps: Sir Charles: Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

it's the law: they have to tell you if they're a cop.

Just like they gotta tell you they're of legal age. Right? RIGHT???

nah, but it's cool because minors can't be cops. except on hill street.shiat, i meant jump street. whatever, give her a beer and if she drinks it, it means she's legal.

UsikFark: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: cake

After all that cake, he might need some toothpaste. Acid toothpaste.

And a poster of Rita Hayworth...

Outshined_One: I'm getting sworn in on Thursday. I'll be able to tell you all how he can get out after that day.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

CaesarSneezy: thomps: Sir Charles: Notabunny: It's time to pay some hookers to knock somebody's junk around

it's never a bad option.

it's the law: they have to tell you if they're a cop.

Sounds like somebody DNRTFA! LAW ADVICE! LAW ADVICE!shiat. note to the internet: nothing i say should be taken as honest legal advice, especially when it comes to whores and statutory rape.

In December 2007, the Supreme Court prohibited Price from acting as anyone's attorney or providing legal advice.

So does this mean when H & R Block gives you legal advice regarding your taxes it is illegal?

Ponzholio: Rita Hayworth

and $500 stuffed up his OH-glaven to buy rock blankets.

Oh, so it is just some borders and some people that they aid and abetted in violating the boundaries.

Maybe he should try wearing a sombrero.

hicksfa2: I'm sure this woman would be more than happy to represent this gentleman in court!

Except she's not licensed to practice in his state and would need to be granted permission by the court. And right now I doubt there's a judge in the country who'd let her argue a parking violation let alone a case that deals with a nutbar.

Meh, We're making it up most (read: all) of the time, but it's a "really-informed" guess, so I suppose the guy should fry.

Anyway, since he's being held for contempt, he's stuck there until he concedes to the courts authority, so really all he needs to do is sign that he promises and crosses his heart that he won't do it again, and he could always initiate his BS civil rights claim through some sort of argument that boils down to "why I don't understand the law yet feel that I should practice it regardless of the public's need for competent representation."

get real: In December 2007, the Supreme Court prohibited Price from acting as anyone's attorney or providing legal advice.

So does this mean when H & R Block gives you legal advice regarding your taxes it is illegal?

I think it's more 'Is the guy giving legal advice a pain in our ass and/or giving people false info?'

Ponzholio: UsikFark: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: cake

After all that cake, he might need some toothpaste. Acid toothpaste.

And a poster of Rita Hayworth...


That's how MacGyver broke out of prison, you know.

...

Or was it the A-Team?

The Kansas Supreme Court is the august body that's responsible for approving the character and fitness reports of, and giving law licenses to, a gaggle of the Phelps Bible Klan.

That I'm now expected to believe that the Court looks dimly at lunatics and lackwits practicing law in their fair state strains my credulity just a tidge.

TMLO

I thought we were talkin' 'bout Shaft

UsikFark: I thought we were talkin' 'bout Shaft

We can dig it!