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(YouTube) Amusing Proving that dogs are indeed like men, Golden Retreiver humiliates himself in public trying to impress two hot babes   (youtube.com) divider line 54
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gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:06:49 PM  
"...and that's when Goldie took a chunk out of my ass, officer."

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:17:07 PM  
That dog is in love. And so is the canine.

 
punchaprep 2009-11-02 11:23:40 PM  
I was waiting for the red rocket

/not that I want to see one

 
crab66 2009-11-02 11:26:46 PM  
Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:27:34 PM  
Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

 
feanturi 2009-11-02 11:29:26 PM  
PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

 
Daraymann [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:33:32 PM  
This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

 
Airfoilsguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:44:39 PM  
Who goes through the trouble and time to teach a dog how to do that? And why??

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:46:05 PM  
crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.


Because it's a stupidly male dominated culture and most of the entertainment programs are ridiculously characature?

 
Gilligann [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:47:22 PM  
Who's that biatch he's dancing with?

 
Standard Deviant 2009-11-02 11:47:22 PM  
Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

So right. That was so creepy.

 
lostinspace1978 2009-11-02 11:49:37 PM  
chemical_angel: crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

Because it's a stupidly male dominated culture and most of the entertainment programs are ridiculously characature?


and they're called chesticles, not tittles..what is this the 80s? come on

 
Airfoilsguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 11:55:08 PM  
PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

That's funny, I wasn't looking there.

/not subby

 
RoyBatty 2009-11-02 11:55:30 PM  
So that was really wonderful, and I wish I could dance as well as that dog.

Too bad we can't hear from PETA for more lulz.

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:01:36 AM  
What was amazing was how well it danced, not that it danced at all.

And obviously enjoyed performing.

Both ways an improvement on the average bear.

 
Gravyguts 2009-11-03 12:02:16 AM  
was waiting for the dog to stop mid dance and drop a deuce.

 
JRoo 2009-11-03 12:03:44 AM  
Approves

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
RoyBatty 2009-11-03 12:07:23 AM  
Gravyguts: was waiting for the dog to stop mid dance and drop a deuce.

Apparently the dog is better trained than you.

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:59:13 AM  
feanturi: Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

Watching that guy dance around, were you?

 
jessicat 2009-11-03 01:02:01 AM  
Hilarious and probably the best dog dancing I've ever seen. Dog was better than the man. And I didn't notice the sex of the dog either.

 
wingedkat [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:23:15 AM  
Yeah, I kinda noticed that the dog seemed to be a lady, after I saw that "he" was in a dress.

I'm impressed and a bit perplexed by that video.

 
Aracnix 2009-11-03 01:42:30 AM  
Bah! That dog was having a great time. She's grinning through the whole dance! Laughs all around and a silly way to entertain. Boo on subby for his hate-itude.

 
Leskay 2009-11-03 02:43:15 AM  
Gravyguts: was waiting for the dog to stop mid dance and drop a deuce.

Me too.

I was v.pissed off when I realised, with about 10 seconds to go, that there would be no leg humping or steaming pile of poo, and that the dancing itself was the "humiliation."

 
Speedbts alt 2009-11-03 03:01:03 AM  
JRoo: Approves

Came for this. Thank you.

 
batou 2009-11-03 04:10:00 AM  
me too

 
Broom 2009-11-03 06:58:53 AM  
Subby is a fecking moron. Boys have peeners. biatches got none.

And it takes about a billion times more than this to humiliate an animal that happily eats cat poo.

Like a Cone of Shame.

 
dig420 2009-11-03 08:41:57 AM  
This is why you don't eat dogs.

 
Booter 2009-11-03 08:56:46 AM  
And yet the ladies still prefer the one with the long tongue.

 
feanturi 2009-11-03 09:32:17 AM  
PacManDreaming: feanturi: Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

Watching that guy dance around, were you?


Touche, I walked into that.

 
Zap_Rowsdower 2009-11-03 09:45:57 AM  
Dogs. They left behind their genetic legacy as bad-ass wild hunters who could bring down a moose to give us their unconditional love, devotion, and service. They provide us companionship, loyal service, and a lifetime of devotion. In return, we do this to them.

We're sorry, dogs. So, so sorry.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-03 10:04:54 AM  
Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

Standard Deviant: Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

So right. That was so creepy.


I'm guessing neither of you have seen this (new window)

 
MT Beer 2009-11-03 10:25:06 AM  
I was kind of amazed at how well the dog was doing...so much so that I forgot to look for/notice hot babes. There's always replay though. As stated above, standard latina hosts.

 
Standard Deviant 2009-11-03 10:29:09 AM  
Krymson Tyde: Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

Standard Deviant: Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

So right. That was so creepy.

I'm guessing neither of you have seen this (new window)


Jesus. I remember thinking that was a little odd even in the 80s at the height of his popularity. What the hell?

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 10:54:10 AM  
That dog is gay.

images.tvrage.com

 
Caspertoo 2009-11-03 11:45:56 AM  
I was watching it until I saw that brunette in the black miniskirt...couldn't look at anything else after that

 
Goldmaniac 2009-11-03 12:28:43 PM  
I think we found the new RickRoll for 2010.

 
hardercase 2009-11-03 12:44:09 PM  
Goldmaniac: I think we found the new RickRoll for 2010.

I think we have not.

 
Mr. Cat Poop 2009-11-03 12:44:12 PM  
I bet that dude goes through a lot of peanut butter.

 
WFern 2009-11-03 02:31:44 PM  
Speedbts alt: JRoo: Approves

Came for this. Thank you.


Same, though I was expecting Hank and Ladybird.

 
WFern 2009-11-03 02:32:54 PM  
feanturi: PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....


The dog was wearing a skirt. That alone made it obvious.

 
kivelo 2009-11-03 02:41:22 PM  
Aracnix: Bah! That dog was having a great time. She's grinning through the whole dance!

Wow, anthropomorphize much?

 
SkittleBrau 2009-11-03 04:45:34 PM  
So who WERE the two hot babes seated in those chairs watching this "dance"?

 
WFern 2009-11-03 05:07:02 PM  
kivelo: Aracnix: Bah! That dog was having a great time. She's grinning through the whole dance!

Wow, anthropomorphize much?


Dog communication (new window)

It's not anthropomorphizing to notice facial expressions.

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

Gee, I wonder what either of the above could be communicating.

 
MickTheBloodyPirate 2009-11-03 06:06:11 PM  
crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.


you say this like it's a bad thing...

 
feanturi 2009-11-03 08:17:32 PM  
WFern: feanturi: PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

The dog was wearing a skirt. That alone made it obvious.


The dog could have been raised in Scotland for all we know.

 
monkey314159 2009-11-03 08:50:21 PM  
Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

I win.

 
scratched 2009-11-03 08:59:49 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's a yellow lab, not a golden retriever.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 09:26:45 PM  
Goldmaniac: I think we found the new RickRoll for 2010.

No, THIS is the new Rickroll.

Not that we need one. Rickrolls were stupid as hell.

 
Merry Sunshine 2009-11-03 09:38:36 PM  
Airfoilsguy: Who goes through the trouble and time to teach a dog how to do that? And why??

When you find yourself beginning to question what's the point of someone doing something they clearly enjoy, it might be time to get on the Wellbutrin after all.

 
stereosam 2009-11-03 10:13:07 PM  
chemical_angel: crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

Because it's a stupidly male dominated culture and most of the entertainment programs are ridiculously characature?


Is spelled caricature imbecile, and before opening your dumb ass mouth take a look at your hollywood cinema trash..pendejo!

 
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