He's not even ringing any bells. He's playing a recording of bells ringing. If God even gave a shiat about bell ringing every thirty minutes, one might imagine he'd prefer it to actually require a little bit of human effort.
How about you go ring your little bell in the burn ward of the local Childrens Hospital. Tell them how God is hard at work, and how we all must pray for salvation from a sin they didn't commit, and how they must glorify God's greatness to others. Yeah, then explain to the burned kids how the three per day skin scrubbings are just God's way of saying, "Don't sin, and maybe you can hang out with the guy who could've prevented all that needless, senseless pain in the first place, the guy who chose to do nothing as you cried in pain."
Maybe we can blast 150 decibel sounds of pigs squealing at his church during mass every Sunday? Of course we'll have to do it from the public sidewalk or one of the neighbors houses.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 11:07:05 PM
A peal.
gopher321
2009-11-02 11:16:41 PM
A peal.
You should a tone for that awful joke.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 11:28:00 PM
A peal.
You should a tone for that awful joke.
I just KNEW that you would chime in.
:-/
RodneyToady
2009-11-03 12:03:10 AM
/probably obscure, even here
UsikFark
2009-11-03 12:19:39 AM
Oznog
2009-11-03 12:20:26 AM
...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.
RockIsDead
2009-11-03 12:21:04 AM
Vash's Apprentice
2009-11-03 12:21:30 AM
...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.
I'm sure that's just a hunch.
mistersnark
2009-11-03 12:21:44 AM
/It's in the attic, I believe
HairBolus
2009-11-03 12:22:09 AM
Fano
2009-11-03 12:24:29 AM
...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.
I'm sure that's just a hunch.
Well played, draw another 5 cards from the deck.
Fano
2009-11-03 12:25:06 AM
Raging Thespian
2009-11-03 12:25:17 AM
Airfoilsguy
2009-11-03 12:25:50 AM
texastag
2009-11-03 12:26:41 AM
Link @ 3:51 you can see what happens with too much bell ringing
/We was too late
Isildur
2009-11-03 12:28:18 AM
A peal.
You should a tone for that awful joke.
A little bird tolled me he's not gong to do so.
wiredroach
2009-11-03 12:28:23 AM
Fano
2009-11-03 12:30:16 AM
Reverend Otis
2009-11-03 12:30:57 AM
solcofn
2009-11-03 12:31:59 AM
Came for the Monty Python and Suzanne Vega references....Leaving happy.
/We was too late...
//Like a hunchback in heaven
AbbeySomeone
2009-11-03 12:32:19 AM
give me doughnuts
2009-11-03 12:33:08 AM
Doink_Boink
2009-11-03 12:34:10 AM
How about you go ring your little bell in the burn ward of the local Childrens Hospital. Tell them how God is hard at work, and how we all must pray for salvation from a sin they didn't commit, and how they must glorify God's greatness to others. Yeah, then explain to the burned kids how the three per day skin scrubbings are just God's way of saying, "Don't sin, and maybe you can hang out with the guy who could've prevented all that needless, senseless pain in the first place, the guy who chose to do nothing as you cried in pain."
Give me a break.
AbbeySomeone
2009-11-03 12:35:31 AM
/probably obscure, even here
nope
simkatu
2009-11-03 12:35:48 AM