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Bishop convicted for endless bell-ringing, every day of the week. "God is not just God on Sundays."



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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 11:07:05 PM


You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

 
gopher321
2009-11-02 11:16:41 PM


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.


You should a tone for that awful joke.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 11:28:00 PM


gopher321: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.


I just KNEW that you would chime in.

:-/

 
RodneyToady
2009-11-03 12:03:10 AM


Time to listen to Suzanne Vega's In Liverpool again.

/probably obscure, even here

 
UsikFark
2009-11-03 12:19:39 AM


Was he licking frogs?

 
Oznog
2009-11-03 12:20:26 AM


I don't know the guy, but his face sure rings a bell.

...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.

 
RockIsDead
2009-11-03 12:21:04 AM


God hating heathens!

 
Vash's Apprentice
2009-11-03 12:21:30 AM


Oznog: I don't know the guy, but his face sure rings a bell.

...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.


I'm sure that's just a hunch.

 
mistersnark
2009-11-03 12:21:44 AM


Someone fetch me the Number 14-St. Joseph-the-Somewhat-Divine-On-The-Hill Ballistic Missile.

/It's in the attic, I believe

 
HairBolus
2009-11-03 12:22:09 AM


While NZ is a pretty cool place, its percentage of religious nutters is as large if not greater than in the US. And OZ is not far behind.

 
Fano
2009-11-03 12:24:29 AM


Vash's Apprentice: Oznog: I don't know the guy, but his face sure rings a bell.

...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.

I'm sure that's just a hunch.


Well played, draw another 5 cards from the deck.

 
Fano
2009-11-03 12:25:06 AM


Perhaps someone should just flog this bishop.

 
Raging Thespian
2009-11-03 12:25:17 AM


I guess this means he'll have to step down (and to the left) from his position.

 
Airfoilsguy
2009-11-03 12:25:50 AM


Hey holy rollers, you could at least use real bells

 
texastag
2009-11-03 12:26:41 AM


The Bishop!

lh6.ggpht.com

Link @ 3:51 you can see what happens with too much bell ringing

/We was too late

 
Isildur
2009-11-03 12:28:18 AM


gopher321: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.


A little bird tolled me he's not gong to do so.

 
wiredroach
2009-11-03 12:28:23 AM


What a liberty!

 
Fano
2009-11-03 12:30:16 AM


Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

 
Reverend Otis
2009-11-03 12:30:57 AM


He's not even ringing any bells. He's playing a recording of bells ringing. If God even gave a shiat about bell ringing every thirty minutes, one might imagine he'd prefer it to actually require a little bit of human effort.

 
solcofn
2009-11-03 12:31:59 AM


Came for the Monty Python and Suzanne Vega references....Leaving happy.



/We was too late...
//Like a hunchback in heaven


 
AbbeySomeone
2009-11-03 12:32:19 AM


I may have had too much wine, but i read that as endless ball wringing. Shirley, I'm not alone.

 
give me doughnuts
2009-11-03 12:33:08 AM


Was it for thee?

 
Doink_Boink
2009-11-03 12:34:10 AM


Bishop,

How about you go ring your little bell in the burn ward of the local Childrens Hospital. Tell them how God is hard at work, and how we all must pray for salvation from a sin they didn't commit, and how they must glorify God's greatness to others. Yeah, then explain to the burned kids how the three per day skin scrubbings are just God's way of saying, "Don't sin, and maybe you can hang out with the guy who could've prevented all that needless, senseless pain in the first place, the guy who chose to do nothing as you cried in pain."

Give me a break.

 
AbbeySomeone
2009-11-03 12:35:31 AM


RodneyToady: Time to listen to Suzanne Vega's In Liverpool again.

/probably obscure, even here


nope

 
simkatu
2009-11-03 12:35:48 AM


Maybe we can blast 150 decibel sounds of pigs squealing at his church during mass every Sunday? Of course we'll have to do it from the public sidewalk or one of the neighbors houses.

 
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