You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.

gopher321: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.

I just KNEW that you would chime in.

:-/

Time to listen to Suzanne Vega's In Liverpool again.

/probably obscure, even here

Was he licking frogs?

I don't know the guy, but his face sure rings a bell.

...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.

God hating heathens!

Oznog: I don't know the guy, but his face sure rings a bell.

...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.

I'm sure that's just a hunch.

Someone fetch me the Number 14-St. Joseph-the-Somewhat-Divine-On-The-Hill Ballistic Missile.

/It's in the attic, I believe

While NZ is a pretty cool place, its percentage of religious nutters is as large if not greater than in the US. And OZ is not far behind.

Vash's Apprentice: Oznog: I don't know the guy, but his face sure rings a bell.

...and he's a dead ringer for his brother.

I'm sure that's just a hunch.

Well played, draw another 5 cards from the deck.

Perhaps someone should just flog this bishop.

I guess this means he'll have to step down (and to the left) from his position.

Hey holy rollers, you could at least use real bells

The Bishop!



Link @ 3:51 you can see what happens with too much bell ringing

/We was too late

gopher321: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.

A little bird tolled me he's not gong to do so.

What a liberty!

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

He's not even ringing any bells. He's playing a recording of bells ringing. If God even gave a shiat about bell ringing every thirty minutes, one might imagine he'd prefer it to actually require a little bit of human effort.

I may have had too much wine, but i read that as endless ball wringing. Shirley, I'm not alone.

Was it for thee?

Bishop,

How about you go ring your little bell in the burn ward of the local Childrens Hospital. Tell them how God is hard at work, and how we all must pray for salvation from a sin they didn't commit, and how they must glorify God's greatness to others. Yeah, then explain to the burned kids how the three per day skin scrubbings are just God's way of saying, "Don't sin, and maybe you can hang out with the guy who could've prevented all that needless, senseless pain in the first place, the guy who chose to do nothing as you cried in pain."

Give me a break.

RodneyToady: Time to listen to Suzanne Vega's In Liverpool again.

/probably obscure, even here

nope

Maybe we can blast 150 decibel sounds of pigs squealing at his church during mass every Sunday? Of course we'll have to do it from the public sidewalk or one of the neighbors houses.

Isildur: gopher321: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.

A little bird tolled me he's not gong to do so.

I could just ramble on and on with a long, moralizing glockenspiel... but I won't.

I wonder if it was just him or if it was him and his friends. I can just imagine them ringing the bell and giggling as they imagined everybody they where annoying getting cranky. I'm sure he had to know it was rude. But I wonder if it was funny for him at all.

Is this the thread where atheists tell Christians how Christians are supposed to act?

HAHAHA!

AbbeySomeone: RodneyToady: Time to listen to Suzanne Vega's In Liverpool again.

/probably obscure, even here

nope

Over my head.

/except for the boy in the belfry.

Looks like we need to run some cattle through the Vatican.

mistersnark: Someone fetch me the Number 14-St. Joseph-the-Somewhat-Divine-On-The-Hill Ballistic Missile.

/It's in the attic, I believe

"The bells are getting louder!"

"What?!?"

hjalmarsson: Looks like we need to run some cattle through the Vatican.

Kinky...

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: gopher321: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what action should be taken in order to overturn that conviction?

A peal.

You should a tone for that awful joke.

I just KNEW that you would chime in.

:-/

I'm not sure what's worse... that joke, or the fact that I laughed.

+1

RockIsDead: Is this the thread where atheists tell Christians how Christians are supposed to act?

HAHAHA!

Yeah. Act like a farkin Christian.

If only "Love Your Neighbor" or something to that effect were a main tenet of Christianity. But alas...

I like traffic lights...

I like traffic lights...

I like traffic lights...

No matter where they've been.

...whoops...wrong cut.

Fano: Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

Did someone call for a drunken knight, recently returned from the crusades to go on a quest for good king Richard?

/probably got that wrong
//too lazy to go look up the quote

RockIsDead: God hating heathens!

Amen!

"Anyway, when I get my membership card and blazer badge back from the League of Agnostics, I shall urge the executive to lodge a protest against that religious racket! Pass the butter knife."

katemonster: I'm not sure what's worse... that joke, or the fact that I laughed.

+1

... can't it be both in equal measure?

That would be totally tubular!

/air guitar

Just tonight on Jeopardy, "Also a chess piece" was one of the categories.

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really don't know if he believes in anything or not.

RockIsDead: Is this the thread where atheists tell Christians how Christians are supposed to act?

HAHAHA!

Did those evil heathens ignore your first pathetic troll attempt? You poor thing. Keep trying. One day you'll actually manage to make someone, oh, do I dare say it? Yes! Someday you might actually make someone angry! And then your life will be complete!

Yes, sometimes he is also there on Mondays.

I love it when belligerent assholes defend their actions by claiming their god wants them to be complete dickweeds.

Listen, "Bishop" Douchebag, your faith does not give you the right to make the lives of your neighbors miserable. Maybe you should take this opportunity to reflect on your actions. Maybe, like the man in the flood who ignores the boats and helicopter trying to rescue him, God is using human agents to tell you something.

Ed Grubermann: RockIsDead: *REDACTED*

Did those evil heathens ignore your first pathetic troll attempt? You poor thing. Keep trying. One day you'll actually manage to make someone, oh, do I dare say it? Yes! Someday you might actually make someone angry! And then your life will be complete!

You couldn't just keep ignoring him, could you?

/any reply is good enough for a troll
//they're comment whores

He likes dongs.

Yeah...what a douche priest.

When I went to church, the pastor just rang the big ass bell (which was only two feet tall) on very special occasions or tragedies, you know, like one strike for every year for the church's anniversary, or one strike for every victim in the Oklahoma City bombing...I wasn't there for that, but what was funny was I heard he forgot his earplugs for that one. He came back inside with his eyes wide, shaking his head, and ended up screaming the sermon.

/It was the first time he didn't need the microphone.

If God is so powerful why does he need you to ring a bell to let people know he's there?

ODDwhun:
If God is so powerful why does he need you to ring a bell to let people know he's there?

Pavlov's god?

/mouthwatering goodness