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Learn how to order a beer in seven languages so you'll never come up dry



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gopher321
2009-11-02 11:18:20 PM


I thought "Yo biatch, beer me!" was universal.

 
WhyteRaven74
2009-11-02 11:26:12 PM


It mentions the Czech Republic but not how to order a beer in Czech? *epic facepalm*

 
mamoru
2009-11-02 11:42:44 PM


In Japan, if you want a draft beer, you say: "Nama beeru kudasai" (beeru ippon will probably get you bottled, in which case, it would be better to say the name of the beer instead: "Heineken ippon kudasai". "Nama" means "fresh" or "raw" but in the case of beer it means "draft").

In Spain, if you want a draft beer, you say: "Una caña por favor" (cerveza will get you bottled). And don't forget to lisp the "c" and "z" in "cerveza" if you are in Spain (something I didn't really like about Spain Spanish).

That is all.

 
RockIsDead
2009-11-03 01:02:37 AM


Universal sign language.

/you already know it

 
ABQGOD
2009-11-03 01:18:30 AM


If I came up dry ordering beer in Germany, wouldn't I end up with three?

 
Its_not_a_meme
2009-11-03 01:59:27 AM


That guy's pronunciation wasn't too hot.

 
ultraholland
2009-11-03 02:48:50 AM


FTFV: "The Czech Republic consumes the most beer, followed by Ireland and Germany."

and yet the video fails to mention how to order a beer in the COUNTRY THAT CONSUMES THE MOST FARKING BEER

This is Slovak but I'm sure it's the same in Czech and the Polish may understand it as well: "Jedno pivo, prosim." (yed-no pee-vo pro-seem) It means "One beer, please."

There. Simple.

 
ultraholland
2009-11-03 03:00:46 AM


^BTW, saying "Jedno pivo, prosim." (yed-no pee-vo pro-seem) in an American accent would sound absolutely ridiculous, but you already knew that

 
TheMega
2009-11-03 03:29:10 AM


"come up dry"?

Penis fart?

As for knowing how to order a beer in different languages... just grab the beer!!! Drop some money on the bar and drink away.

 
RatOmeter
2009-11-03 07:03:58 AM


Korea: mekju chuseyo

OK, not the most polite form, but I don't hang out with the most polite people.

 
Hotdoggin
2009-11-03 10:30:04 AM


Yep, ordered a beer in all of those countries

Oh and if you want to order a beer in Ireland go up to the barman and say 'pogue mahone ma s'e do thoil e?'
again it means "one beer please"

 
bonesdilligaf
2009-11-03 10:37:29 AM


Hotdoggin: Yep, ordered a beer in all of those countries

Oh and if you want to order a beer in Ireland go up to the barman and say 'pogue mahone ma s'e do thoil e?'
again it means "one beer please"
Guinness

FTFY

 
Bob LobLaw's Law Blog
2009-11-03 11:25:26 AM


I like Zane Lamprey's methods better. And he can order in more than 7 languages.

 
hogans
2009-11-03 12:29:37 PM


bonesdilligaf, Guinness : stout :: Budweiser : pilsner.

Just try any other stout, and you'll appreciate the difference.

Personally, I think they could improve this video with how to order *another* beer.

/Noch eines, bitte!

 
maxheck
2009-11-03 12:39:32 PM


You might also want to know "oo-ay-la-vay-say" after drinking several beers.

/ just sayin'

 
corbulo
2009-11-03 05:46:24 PM


Hotdoggin: Yep, ordered a beer in all of those countries

Oh and if you want to order a beer in Ireland go up to the barman and say 'pogue mahone ma s'e do thoil e?'
again it means "one beer please"


Well thats just darned funny! A sphincter says what?

 
Kar98
2009-11-03 06:48:25 PM


A beer please.
Una birra per favore.
Cerveza!
Pivo, poshalista!
Ein Bier bitte!
Pivo, proshim.
Biere, sivvo plai!

 
Beerguy
2009-11-03 07:33:11 PM


In Germany it should be, "Ein grosses dunkles bier bitte!" Mach Schnell!!

 
Curt Blizzah
2009-11-03 08:06:30 PM


Isn't 'Fosters' Australian for beer?


/always with the nothin

 
Franklin Delano Bluth
2009-11-03 11:58:33 PM


Lemme try...beer, birra, bier, biere, cervesa. Well I got to six, and I'm pretty sure those will work in any country you really want to be ordering beer in anyway.

 
Franklin Delano Bluth
2009-11-03 11:59:09 PM


Franklin Delano Bluth: Lemme try...beer, birra, bier, biere, cervesa. Well I got to six, and I'm pretty sure those will work in any country you really want to be ordering beer in anyway.

Or 5...yay math

 
MuffinMan8869
2009-11-04 03:50:53 AM


man, the japanese pronunciation is horrible.

 
mamoru
2009-11-04 03:55:17 AM


Franklin Delano Bluth: Lemme try...beer, birra, bier, biere, cervesa. Well I got to six, and I'm pretty sure those will work in any country you really want to be ordering beer in anyway.

Beeru (Japan) and Beeah (Thailand) to add to your list.

 
TinOmen
2009-11-04 06:46:39 AM


MuffinMan8869: man, the japanese pronunciation is horrible.

Yes it is. And it's ironic because that's one of the main skills he mentioned.

 
IKanHazaBukkit
2009-11-04 01:08:14 PM


один пиво пажалсто

Odin pivo paxalsta

One beer please. Don't hate on the Russian spelling... been a long time since i used it. Oh, and if you want vodka just replace pivo with vodka.

 
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