I blame global warming.

/that should start a nice flamewar.

I blame me texan.

I didn't know there were bears in Afganistan. Maybe that's why Russia invaded. Oil bears of doom!

Same breath

I think we should send bears into Afghanistan and Pakistan...they'd have better luck finding bin Laden.

It's not nice to f*ck with Mother Nature. That biatch always wins.

That Bear's name? Dick Butkus.

Bear tradition?

Badass of the Week: Voytek (Wojtek) the Soldier Bear
The Badass of the Week. .. because Polish is a crazy farking language) quickly became the unofficial mascot of the 22nd Company. .. The bear was a hero of World War II, and there are statues of him and plaques ..
www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek....

Um-bear-ica! Fark yeah!

Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards

What a grizzly fate.

Oh yeah? I wrestled a bear once... (new window)
- for my nephew Dallas!

ultraholland: Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards

Jesus man, at least provide some warning!

/brb, eyebleach

Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

Sometimes the life of a terrorist can be simply unbearable.

So, what's this going to do vis a vis Steven Colbert's bear threat level? On one hand, they took out terrorists, but on the other hand, well, they may have been terrorists but it was still a bear mauling people.

Wouldn't mind taking my chances hibernating with the Alba bear bare.

Maybe the bear thought their turbans were pickanick baskets and decided to help itself.

Cool story, Lt. Col. J.S. Brar

rynthetyn: they may have been terrorists but it was still a bear mauling people.

plus we don't know what kind of information or weapons the bear could have gotten from the terrorist before shredding their flesh.

Heh.

Bears! Man that is scary. In Vietnam all they had to contend with were those damn Gorillas.