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(The Times of India) Hero Wild bear: 2 Terrorists: 0   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 79
More: Hero, Lt Col J S Brar, insurgents, patrols, Kaisar Ahmad, terrorists, medical, Lashkar-e-Taiba, commanders  
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me texan [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 09:49:30 PM  
I blame global warming.

/that should start a nice flamewar.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:41:27 PM  
I blame me texan.

 
ceebeecates4 [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:41:49 PM  
I didn't know there were bears in Afganistan. Maybe that's why Russia invaded. Oil bears of doom!

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:43:36 PM  
Same breath

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:54:29 PM  
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slayer199 [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:09:00 AM  
I think we should send bears into Afghanistan and Pakistan...they'd have better luck finding bin Laden.

 
santadog [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 12:35:06 AM  
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:12:13 AM  
It's not nice to f*ck with Mother Nature. That biatch always wins.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-11-03 02:13:17 AM  
It was only on Monday morning that an Army patrol party saw two bodies inside the cave and, on frisking through their clothes, found that they were Hizbul Mujahideen commanders.

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MickCollins 2009-11-03 02:16:51 AM  
That Bear's name? Dick Butkus.

 
Thats an 827 2009-11-03 02:18:59 AM  
Bear tradition?

Badass of the Week: Voytek (Wojtek) the Soldier Bear
The Badass of the Week. .. because Polish is a crazy farking language) quickly became the unofficial mascot of the 22nd Company. .. The bear was a hero of World War II, and there are statues of him and plaques ..
www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek....

 
KOOLmike 2009-11-03 02:20:39 AM  
Um-bear-ica! Fark yeah!

 
ultraholland 2009-11-03 02:22:40 AM  
Never invade bear country

www.enzymes.at

those poor terrorist bastards

 
Dr.Zom 2009-11-03 02:23:30 AM  
What a grizzly fate.

 
wraevn 2009-11-03 02:25:28 AM  
Oh yeah? I wrestled a bear once... (new window)
- for my nephew Dallas!

 
thunderbird8804 2009-11-03 02:25:44 AM  
ultraholland: Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards


Jesus man, at least provide some warning!

/brb, eyebleach

 
psychosis_inducing 2009-11-03 02:35:37 AM  
Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

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Sid Deuces 2009-11-03 02:42:50 AM  
Sometimes the life of a terrorist can be simply unbearable.

 
rynthetyn 2009-11-03 02:43:03 AM  
So, what's this going to do vis a vis Steven Colbert's bear threat level? On one hand, they took out terrorists, but on the other hand, well, they may have been terrorists but it was still a bear mauling people.

 
Sid Deuces 2009-11-03 02:46:54 AM  
Wouldn't mind taking my chances hibernating with the Alba bear bare.

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:59:28 AM  
Maybe the bear thought their turbans were pickanick baskets and decided to help itself.

 
dereksmalls 2009-11-03 03:00:18 AM  
Cool story, Lt. Col. J.S. Brar

 
ultraholland 2009-11-03 03:08:38 AM  
rynthetyn: they may have been terrorists but it was still a bear mauling people.

plus we don't know what kind of information or weapons the bear could have gotten from the terrorist before shredding their flesh.

 
dudemanbro [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:23:08 AM  
Heh.

 
deanayer 2009-11-03 03:30:53 AM  
Bears! Man that is scary. In Vietnam all they had to contend with were those damn Gorillas.

 
Marmilman [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 03:52:43 AM  
psychosis_inducing: Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

No, thank you.

 
Rhendar 2009-11-03 03:57:31 AM  
psychosis_inducing: Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

Thank you Ultraholland. That helps a little but one more would make it better.

i880.photobucket.com

/All better now

 
Rhendar 2009-11-03 03:59:00 AM  
Excuse me, Thank you psychosis_inducing. Got ur names flipped.

 
Gridlock 2009-11-03 04:05:57 AM  
ultraholland: Never invade bear country

I'll invade bear country any time I like.

// With plenty of lube, thank you.

 
flamingboard 2009-11-03 04:09:49 AM  
Gyrfalcon: It's not nice to f*ck with Mother Nature. That biatch always wins.

 
flamingboard 2009-11-03 04:12:56 AM  
trying this again...

 
flamingboard 2009-11-03 04:14:51 AM  
ok, i give up. the tubes aren't working for my image. it said:

Don't fark with nature. It farks back harder.

 
Your Faith is Creepy [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 04:29:50 AM  
go wild bears. And I'm sorry, but in some strange tangentiality with ultraholland I feel compelled to repost:

farm4.static.flickr.com

/go bears

 
cantsleep 2009-11-03 05:20:38 AM  
Dont'cha think the screams of pain and outright terror would've woke the second guy up?
Or did he get to spend a little quality time trapped in the cave of a P.O.'d bear?

 
BrotherMalcolm 2009-11-03 05:24:02 AM  
Who is sleeping in my bed?

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 05:36:13 AM  
Never, f*ck with bears in their caves. A guy I know has a nephew in Kentucky who was caving last month, and put in the hospital for a couple of weeks. He nearly died.

 
gonjie 2009-11-03 05:41:27 AM  
though the best line in the whole article was
"First, a Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist was axed to death by a teenage
girl in Rajouri roughly a month ago"

membres.lycos.fr

 
tirob 2009-11-03 06:23:02 AM  
PETA approves.

 
PunGent 2009-11-03 06:24:43 AM  
Cantsleep "Dont'cha think the screams of pain and outright terror would've woke the second guy up?"

Bears are smart, and can move quickly and scarily quietly when they want to. If they were both asleep, the only warning noise the second guy would've gotten was the splitting-a-ripe-melon sound the first guy's skull made...then he's got about 2 seconds to wake up, find his gun, and get a headshot.

Appropriate question given your handle :)

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 06:56:10 AM  
B'ar is hell.

 
buddyrtr 2009-11-03 06:56:35 AM  
"...bears, oh my."

/Battle Bears!

 
Pvt Joker 2009-11-03 07:24:02 AM  
CaesarSneezy:

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Yes, you called?

 
Trawg 2009-11-03 07:33:43 AM  
FTFA "It attacked the armed militants and killed them on the spot," Brar said.


Anyone else read that "It" = "I" and "Bear said"?

/Need to find that spilled mutagen
//Shredder wanted for questioning

 
TurboCojones [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:00:35 AM  
Dirka dirka, muhammad jihad? Dirka?

 
vudukungfu 2009-11-03 08:09:33 AM  
I guess going into the cave proved to be a boo-boo, eh?

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-03 08:23:41 AM  
WTF? They were in the cave and when papa bear comes home and they didn't even have a chance to use their AK's?

Must have either been a bear ninja, they were goofed on opium, or they were, ahem, indisposed.

/in any event, LOL

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:23:53 AM  
Pvt Joker: CaesarSneezy:

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Yes, you called?


Shouldn't you be eating peanuts or something?

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-03 08:24:18 AM  
Yikes. Need more caffeine.

 
thompsonius [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:29:17 AM  
www.theonion.com

No one did this yet?

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 08:34:38 AM  
I'll just drop this here and be on my way:

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ultraholland: Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards


That pic made my brain melt.

 
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