I blame global warming.

/that should start a nice flamewar.

I blame me texan.

I didn't know there were bears in Afganistan. Maybe that's why Russia invaded. Oil bears of doom!

Same breath

I think we should send bears into Afghanistan and Pakistan...they'd have better luck finding bin Laden.

It's not nice to f*ck with Mother Nature. That biatch always wins.

That Bear's name? Dick Butkus.

Bear tradition?

Badass of the Week: Voytek (Wojtek) the Soldier Bear
The Badass of the Week. .. because Polish is a crazy farking language) quickly became the unofficial mascot of the 22nd Company. .. The bear was a hero of World War II, and there are statues of him and plaques ..
www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek....

Um-bear-ica! Fark yeah!

Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards

What a grizzly fate.

Oh yeah? I wrestled a bear once... (new window)
- for my nephew Dallas!

ultraholland: Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards

Jesus man, at least provide some warning!

/brb, eyebleach

Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

Sometimes the life of a terrorist can be simply unbearable.

So, what's this going to do vis a vis Steven Colbert's bear threat level? On one hand, they took out terrorists, but on the other hand, well, they may have been terrorists but it was still a bear mauling people.

Wouldn't mind taking my chances hibernating with the Alba bear bare.

Maybe the bear thought their turbans were pickanick baskets and decided to help itself.

Cool story, Lt. Col. J.S. Brar

rynthetyn: they may have been terrorists but it was still a bear mauling people.

plus we don't know what kind of information or weapons the bear could have gotten from the terrorist before shredding their flesh.

Heh.

Bears! Man that is scary. In Vietnam all they had to contend with were those damn Gorillas.

psychosis_inducing: Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

No, thank you.

psychosis_inducing: Thanks, ultraholland. Thanks a lot.

Thank you Ultraholland. That helps a little but one more would make it better.



/All better now

Excuse me, Thank you psychosis_inducing. Got ur names flipped.

ultraholland: Never invade bear country

I'll invade bear country any time I like.

// With plenty of lube, thank you.

Gyrfalcon: It's not nice to f*ck with Mother Nature. That biatch always wins.

trying this again...

ok, i give up. the tubes aren't working for my image. it said:

Don't fark with nature. It farks back harder.

go wild bears. And I'm sorry, but in some strange tangentiality with ultraholland I feel compelled to repost:



/go bears

Dont'cha think the screams of pain and outright terror would've woke the second guy up?
Or did he get to spend a little quality time trapped in the cave of a P.O.'d bear?

Who is sleeping in my bed?

Never, f*ck with bears in their caves. A guy I know has a nephew in Kentucky who was caving last month, and put in the hospital for a couple of weeks. He nearly died.

though the best line in the whole article was
"First, a Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist was axed to death by a teenage
girl in Rajouri roughly a month ago"

PETA approves.

Cantsleep "Dont'cha think the screams of pain and outright terror would've woke the second guy up?"

Bears are smart, and can move quickly and scarily quietly when they want to. If they were both asleep, the only warning noise the second guy would've gotten was the splitting-a-ripe-melon sound the first guy's skull made...then he's got about 2 seconds to wake up, find his gun, and get a headshot.

Appropriate question given your handle :)

B'ar is hell.

"...bears, oh my."

/Battle Bears!

CaesarSneezy:

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Yes, you called?

FTFA "It attacked the armed militants and killed them on the spot," Brar said.


Anyone else read that "It" = "I" and "Bear said"?

/Need to find that spilled mutagen
//Shredder wanted for questioning

Dirka dirka, muhammad jihad? Dirka?

I guess going into the cave proved to be a boo-boo, eh?

WTF? They were in the cave and when papa bear comes home and they didn't even have a chance to use their AK's?

Must have either been a bear ninja, they were goofed on opium, or they were, ahem, indisposed.

/in any event, LOL

Pvt Joker: CaesarSneezy:

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Yes, you called?

Shouldn't you be eating peanuts or something?

Yikes. Need more caffeine.

No one did this yet?

I'll just drop this here and be on my way:



ultraholland: Never invade bear country



those poor terrorist bastards

That pic made my brain melt.