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10-ton Japanese fishing trawler capsized by giant jellyfish, three fishermen rescued by passing vessel. And so it begins



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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2009-11-02 08:34:44 PM


skrew-u giant jellyfish!!

 
El Chode
2009-11-02 08:36:08 PM


fookayoo godzirra jerryfish

 
Anaxphone
2009-11-02 08:36:31 PM


We're gonna need a bigger Spongebob.

 
craxyd
2009-11-02 08:43:08 PM


Damn... Now even Big G is outsourcing

 
Gecko Gingrich
2009-11-02 08:43:09 PM


Chuka Kurage all around!

 
sunbird
2009-11-02 08:46:53 PM


www.scarygoround.com
What dangerous jellyfish may look like
/hot like Shelly

 
gopher321
2009-11-02 08:48:03 PM


And so what begins? The jellyfish apocalypse?

 
Your Faith is Creepy
2009-11-02 09:33:30 PM


as I said in the redlit thread, this is easily the most awesome news I've read all day. I for one welcome our new jellyfish overlords.

 
FredaDeStilleto
2009-11-02 09:43:05 PM


Your Faith is Creepy: as I said in the redlit thread, this is easily the most awesome news I've read all day. I for one welcome our new jellyfish overlords.

I know I said something in another thread, but who the hell knows what it was.

 
NewportBarGuy
2009-11-02 10:07:13 PM


It was nice knowing you all, see you in hell!

 
itazurakko
2009-11-02 10:18:58 PM


Gecko Gingrich: Chuka Kurage all around!

Exactly my thoughts...

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 11:45:08 PM


If the jellyfish are delicious, this situation can be resolved quickly.

*heads to his supply shed*

We've got...

-barrels of drawn butter
-horseradish sauce cannons
-lemon wedge boomerangs
-freshly-ground pepper shaker nunchukus
-bandoleers of red onions
-thyme bazookas


*gets a flamethrower and sets it to Sauté*


LET'S ROCK.

 
IronTom
2009-11-03 01:31:09 AM


The Stealth Hippopotamus: skrew-u giant jellyfish!!

ecx.images-amazon.com

 
JonnyBGoode
2009-11-03 02:58:25 AM


I submitted this with a better headline. Srsly.

/Gojira unavailable for comment...

 
Fluorescent Testicle
2009-11-03 03:01:06 AM


What one Nomura's Jellyfish might look like:

scrapetv.com

What one hundred Nomura's Jellyfish might look like:

www.blogiversity.org

What the future might look like:

roberthood.net

 
Type40
2009-11-03 03:02:18 AM


Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

 
Guma
2009-11-03 03:02:21 AM


yes but where any of the fishermen raped?

 
ultraholland
2009-11-03 03:05:47 AM


Relatively little is known about Nomura's jellyfish

We must study this creature, learn the ways of our enemy, then, when the time is right, fark it. Fark it right into submission. Establish dominance through pure will of penis.

 
Hillbilly Jim
2009-11-03 03:06:09 AM


FARK YOU JERRYFISHE!

 
flamingboard
2009-11-03 03:07:46 AM


fark you whare!
fark you dolphrine!

 
Leskay
2009-11-03 03:10:43 AM


It's afraid!

[CHEERING]

 
maotig
2009-11-03 03:11:41 AM


This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
images.blu-ray.com

 
GungFu
2009-11-03 03:11:53 AM


growabrain.typepad.com

Fugu fish!

 
Mike_LowELL
2009-11-03 03:11:55 AM


ultraholland: We must study this creature, learn the ways of our enemy, then, when the time is right, fark it. Fark it right into submission. Establish dominance through pure will of penis.

This is a quality post. I enjoyed the way it made me laugh very hard.

 
drjekel_mrhyde
2009-11-03 03:12:24 AM


flamingboard: fark you whare!
fark you dolphrine!


came here just for that

 
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