Some say she never started

/You make me wanna... SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAM
//BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

having been forced to watch a couple episodes of melrose place, i hope for her sake she's not quitting to further pursue her acting career.

She is doing it to get into acting. She is one of those pre-packaged starlet coonts who thinks Hollywood owes her a career. Her sister Jessica, who recently considered moving to England and having her body converted into pounds, tweeted the following:

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press (sic)."

See, she has a problem with the writing on Melrose Place. This is the girl who starred in the dazzling film adaptation of "The Dukes of Hazzard," which was great, but absolute crap compared to her deserving-of-an-Oscar starring role in "Major Movie Star," which in a brilliant studio marketing move, went directly to DVD so many more people could enjoy it instantly in their homes.

Everybody's got a Jessica Simpson fantasy.

Here's mine: "Hey, Jessica, hold your sister down so I can kick her in the throat"

AdolfOliverPanties: Her sister Jessica, who recently considered moving to England and having her body converted into pounds, tweeted the following

For a second there, I thought you were copping to following Jessica Simpson on twitter.

If her douche of a husband follows her lead then all will be forgiven, and, after the mandatory probationary period, the fatwa against her will be withdrawn.

Giving up? When did she start?

thomps: having been forced to watch a couple episodes of melrose place, i hope for her sake she's not quitting to further pursue her acting career.

Ummm. You might want to sit down for this...

I love her ho-down.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is giving up music for the sake of her 11-month-old son, Bronx

I never thought I'd appreciate the child of a celebrity.

You have to know how to play music to quit music. Otherwise you are a hack.

I'll admit it, I used to think she was cute. Talented, no.


This pic made me go: "Heeeeey there!"


This pic made me go: "Wooooooah there! Uh..."

AdolfOliverPanties: having her body converted into pounds

wait, how do you do this. I need money for food and to pay off the loan sharks (my flatmate).

For the sake of her son? How about for the sake of everyone who hates her (which is everyone except her idiot husband).

Will she go into fashion next? She'll probably fark that one up, too.

Is that her Halloween costume or does she usually look like a walking skeleton bag?

I somehow don't remember her looking that ghoulish....cocaine is a hell ova' drug!

WeezinTheJuice - EXACTLY. She was good in that!

Meanwhile, I learned from TFA that there's some kid out there saddled with the name "Bronx Wentz." Poor kid...

I didn't realize that she was married with a son. At least she's married first! I really fail at being a girl when it comes to gossip, shoes, and carrying a purse.

Ant: Giving up? When did she start?

Giving up? When diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddd sshhhshshshshshshhshseeeeeeeee ststststststststsaaaaaarrrrrrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrt???????



thank you!

That's like me saying I'm going to quit trying to be a professional football player to focus on being an astronaut.

I guess Jessica got al the talent in that family. She has a knack for staying in the spotlight without a tv show or record.

Maybe this is to get back at daddy for not remarking on her boobs.

Didn't she have a reality show about her music before her music even came out?

That was definitely a top 10 in the "absurd pop culture circle jerk" list.

itazurakko: Meanwhile, I learned from TFA that there's some kid out there saddled with the name "Bronx Wentz." Poor kid...

Translated to be...Bronx Douche...Oh, he's a Yankees fan.

FTA: If she had an album, she'd have to tour and be away from Bronx.

_{Psst..did you know that you could bring your love child with you while you tour "playing" and "singing" your "music."}

I was at the Orange Bowl where she howled horribly.

It's taken years of therapy to get over it.

Don't worry, the corporate executives who hand picked her already have half a dozen girls lined up to replace her, and had the middle-aged male songwriters carefully put every cliched line possible into their songs.