Kellett is accused of attacking an "obviously" pregnant acquaintance...A criminal complaint states Kellett punched the woman in the face and kicked her in the ribs when she went down to the ground.

What a prince. He's a keeper ladies!

when keepin it real goes wrong

haha. well done, submitter

Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

Took place in Crystal Lake, and he beat on a pregnant woman. If the baby turns out retarded and his mom works at a summer camp, is their name Voorhees?

CaesarSneezy: Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

It's called being a member of society.

Oh, Uwe Boll, we hardly knew ye...

gopher321: Kellett is accused of attacking an "obviously" pregnant acquaintance...A criminal complaint states Kellett punched the woman in the face and kicked her in the ribs when she went down to the ground.

What a prince. He's a keeper ladies!

Wonder if he did the pimps prayer:
"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this biatch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."

CaesarSneezy: Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

It's called 'adulthood'.

gopher321: Kellett is accused of attacking an "obviously" pregnant acquaintance...A criminal complaint states Kellett punched the woman in the face and kicked her in the ribs when she went down to the ground.

What a prince. He's a keeper ladies!

He's probably getting more tail than a decent guy. Why is there a built-in self destructive streak in women?

CaesarSneezy: Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

I don't have a moral obligation to show respect to a grizzly bear, but I'm not about to waltz into its cave and taunt it like a douchebag.

Subby, i was all like "Wha...HA!"

vabeard: CaesarSneezy: Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

It's called being a member of society.

Nice. I've been flicked off before, I didn't feel the need to imprison the person who did it. The issue here is how important and without reproach this judge (and most of society) thinks he is. OMG a lawyer got elected, as a member of society I think he's great.

I almost died in Crystal Lake so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/Not by the finger BTW

Hahaha...Jim Carry always doing something funny...

Quantum Apostrophe: gopher321: Kellett is accused of attacking an "obviously" pregnant acquaintance...A criminal complaint states Kellett punched the woman in the face and kicked her in the ribs when she went down to the ground.

What a prince. He's a keeper ladies!

He's probably getting more tail than a decent guy. Why is there a built-in self destructive streak in women?

Start using pheromone-induced colognes, then.

In before Soul Survivor?

The Invisible Sky Wizard: CaesarSneezy: Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

I don't have a moral obligation to show respect to a grizzly bear, but I'm not about to waltz into its cave and taunt it like a douchebag.

He didn't waltz into the courtroom, he was being held there against his will (justifiably it seems) and was letting them know how he felt about it. No one got hurt, just people's misplaced respect.

CygnusDarius: Quantum Apostrophe: gopher321: Kellett is accused of attacking an "obviously" pregnant acquaintance...A criminal complaint states Kellett punched the woman in the face and kicked her in the ribs when she went down to the ground.

What a prince. He's a keeper ladies!

He's probably getting more tail than a decent guy. Why is there a built-in self destructive streak in women?

Start using pheromone-induced colognes roofies, then.

Six months in jail for flipping off a judge?

Donte Stallworth killed a man while drunk driving and served 30 days.

CygnusDarius: Quantum Apostrophe: gopher321: Kellett is accused of attacking an "obviously" pregnant acquaintance...A criminal complaint states Kellett punched the woman in the face and kicked her in the ribs when she went down to the ground.

What a prince. He's a keeper ladies!

He's probably getting more tail than a decent guy. Why is there a built-in self destructive streak in women?

Start using pheromone-induced colognes, then.

His tail is getting got by now

SecretAgentWoman: Hahaha...Jim Carry always doing something funny...

LOL I didn't notice that.

LOL. This piece of shiat will die at the end of a gun some day. Hopefully before he returns the favor.

CaesarSneezy: Six months? Fark that. What kind of obligation does one have morally to show respect to a judge, or anyone for that matter that you aren't engaged in a mutually consensual relationship with?

I will admit that six months does seem a bit harsh, but contempt is a crime, and giving the judge the finger is considered contempt. But let's face it, he was going to jail anyways.

/Protip: don't piss of the guy who as legal authority to assign jail time to your sorry ass.

The Loaf: Six months in jail for flipping off a judge?

Donte Stallworth killed a man while drunk driving and served 30 days.

Not at Crystal Lake, you don't fark with those biatches