"When God said, "Suffer the children to come unto me.", that's not what he was talking about!"

I would never molest a child. I have only one concern: The salvation of their souls

Now THAT'S creepy.

Pedobear speaketh

Of course he's pro life. More ass for him 3-4 years down the road.

"Dr. David Drew , chairman of Sts. Peter and Paul mission, said he knew of Tetherow's background when he invited him to serve the congregation 18 months ago. Drew looked into the 2005 police charges and found them meritless, he said."

Uh huh.

There has never been a clearer indicator that these lunatics don't care about babies after they're born. The important thing is to bring them int the world so they can be inculcated into the church, molested and abused, then eventually tithed 10% for the rest of their lives.

At the risk of sounding a wee bit hyperbolic, I'd like to see this guy contract pancreatic cancer and die all alone, in agony, covered in feces in some dim damp dungeon.

CitizenTed: At the risk of sounding a wee bit hyperbolic, I'd like to see this guy contract pancreatic cancer and die all alone, in agony, covered in feces in some dim damp dungeon.

I think that pretty much the consensus.

Wow, this guy is pro-life for the same reason I'm pro Catholic girls high-school. So much potential.

Yeah, that sounds about right. He just really loves the children.

"DON'T ABORT THAT BABY, I WANT TO F*CK IT!"

The next thing you know, politicians will be campaigning for the sanctity of marriage while keeping a mistress or replacing their wives every five years.

Marcus Aurelius: TFA: I would never molest a child. I have only one concern: The salvation of their souls

Now THAT'S creepy.

In my mind indoctrination of a child into that sort of religion is almost as bad as molestation.

The Icelander: In my mind indoctrination of a child into that sort of religion is almost as bad as molestation.

Usually the two aren't mutually exclusive, but yeah it's the same thing really.

Unixfreak: Of course he's pro life. More ass for him 3-4 years down the road.

At last, the ulterior motive.

dahmers love zombie you may have reached the bottom of the gorgor dungeon, taken a backhoe, and started digging a trench for Hell.

He likes to hold them and squeeze them and call them George. Why don't they move no more?

Ten bucks says he's a "Values Voter"

"10 counts of criminal use of a communication facility"-FTA

Somehow I picture a guy in a ski mask breaking into a pay phone booth.

//assuming that's legalese for "using the internet"..

Four and a half years ago, police in Monroe County charged Tetherow with 10 counts of possessing child pornography and 10 counts of criminal use of a communication facility, according to court records.

Tetherow later pleaded guilty to one charge of criminal use of a communication facility -- a felony. The District Attorney's Office dropped the other charges, and a judge sentenced Tetherow to two years' probation.

What in the hell?

"They only know what they have read," he said of Planned Parenthood.

yes, reading about your pedo ways is certainly unfair.

"They tell people all the time that I'm a pedophile, I molest children. I have never molested a child. I would never molest a child. I have only one concern: The salvation of their souls."


with my holy penis delivering cleansing juice!

CitizenTed: There has never been a clearer indicator that these lunatics don't care about babies after they're born. The important thing is to bring them int the world so they can be inculcated into the church, molested and abused, then eventually tithed 10% for the rest of their lives.

At the risk of sounding a wee bit hyperbolic, I'd like to see this guy contract pancreatic cancer and die all alone, in agony, covered in feces in some dim damp dungeon.

This
/except the pancreatic cancer thing
//wife...and she don't hurt no babies
///but farkin' a, what's so "sexy" about a kid? Sheese

CitizenTed: There has never been a clearer indicator that these lunatics don't care about babies after they're born. The important thing is to bring them int the world so they can be inculcated into the church, molested and abused, then eventually tithed 10% for the rest of their lives.

At the risk of sounding a wee bit hyperbolic, I'd like to see this guy contract pancreatic cancer and die all alone, in agony, covered in feces in some dim damp dungeon.

Good - I knew at least one idiot would make some leap to attempt to crucify the entire group.

Not that I disagree that a child molester should be receiving a very harsh sentence. That's something we agree upon. But to make the logical leap of all pro-life supporters have no issue with molestation is farking stupid.

The Abortion Clinic is on Beaver Street.

//of course it is.

I guess the more kids that are born the more variety he will have. It's a pretty good plan if you like to have sex with children.

"They only know what they have read," he said of Planned Parenthood.




Uuumm....yeeaah from the court reports. That thing called public record, it's a biatch.

ronaprhys: But to make the logical leap of all pro-life supporters have no issue with molestation is farking stupid.
Fun, though.

gas giant: Four and a half years ago, police in Monroe County charged Tetherow with 10 counts of possessing child pornography and 10 counts of criminal use of a communication facility, according to court records.

Tetherow later pleaded guilty to one charge of criminal use of a communication facility -- a felony. The District Attorney's Office dropped the other charges, and a judge sentenced Tetherow to two years' probation.

What in the hell?

His handlers probably angled to have his case heard by some Gawd-fearin' firearm-totin', Bible-thumpin' Christer judge.

"It's not what I would expect of a person of faith," said Suellen Craig

I would

If this guy was really pro-life, he'd find a reputable orphanage, and adopt some kids to abuse from there.

ultraholland: "It's not what I would expect of a person of faith," said Suellen Craig

I would


Agrees

Biv: ronaprhys: But to make the logical leap of all pro-life supporters have no issue with molestation is farking stupid.
Fun, though.

Definitely fun. I do like tweaking people's noses. Especially those who are so damned sure of their beliefs that messing with them causes veins to pop out on their foreheads.

So he gets a slap on the wrist because the prosecutor thought he seemed "like a nice guy".

I feel like my head is exploding.

Never too young.

WTF is it with pastors and priests getting sentences that are next to nothing when it involves child pornography yet the want-to-be chomo down the street gets 5-10 in the joint for the same thing?

The pastor that confirmed me was caught with 10,000 child porn images on his computer and charges of touching a 14 year old boy in another state he got a year or two in minimum security.

If you love children, how about advocating for the living ones and punishing those who violate their trust a little more harshly?

EmmaLou: WTF is it with pastors and priests getting sentences that are next to nothing when it involves child pornography yet the want-to-be chomo down the street gets 5-10 in the joint for the same thing?

The pastor that confirmed me was caught with 10,000 child porn images on his computer and charges of touching a 14 year old boy in another state he got a year or two in minimum security.

If you love children, how about advocating for the living ones and punishing those who violate their trust a little more harshly?


Because Christians™ can do bad things, then ask for forgiveness and you'll be allowed into heaven. Jesus preaches forgiveness after all. But if you're a non-Christian™ then you should be burned at the stake like the evil sinner you are so you'll go to hell faster.

Kinko the kid loving clown (new window)

Someone else "really really loved the boys and girls"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.

-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.
Really, really.....

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

-Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

-Bye boy's and girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
Really, really....

There's been a group of protestors at the local Planned Parenthood here also... mostly men (because men should be telling women what to do with their bodies right?).

I wanna walk down the sidewalk and ask how many adopted children they have, and when they all say "none, but SOMEONE will adopt them", I can shake my head and walk away.

It's awwwwwwright!

ericbo84: There's been a group of protestors at the local Planned Parenthood here also... mostly men (because men should be telling women what to do with their bodies right?).

I wanna walk down the sidewalk and ask how many adopted children they have, and when they all say "none, but SOMEONE will adopt them", I can shake my head and walk away.

Or they may say 7, "from Africa." And biatch about the welfare kids.

Rapture: Kinko the kid loving clown (new window)

Shang-High: Someone else "really really loved the boys and girls"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown

Six seconds from being the simulpost of the decade.

Eh, much as I like to pile on the hypocrite, 10 counts of images? That's a pretty poor haul for our boys in blue. Could be a 17 year old's webcam show, or old Traci Lord's stills for all we know.

I seem to remember the Catholic church having a bit of a problem with some of its priest diddling little boys awhile back. In light of that you would think the assholes that run that farked up cult would not take over 4 years to deal with a pedophile priest.

LowbrowDeluxe: Eh, much as I like to pile on the hypocrite, 10 counts of images? That's a pretty poor haul for our boys in blue. Could be a 17 year old's webcam show, or old Traci Lord's stills for all we know.

Or five minutes on 4chan.

LowbrowDeluxe: Eh, much as I like to pile on the hypocrite, 10 counts of images? That's a pretty poor haul for our boys in blue. Could be a 17 year old's webcam show, or old Traci Lord's stills for all we know.

Nope: In charging documents, Pocono Mountain Regional Police said detectives examined computers taken in January 2005 from the rectory and found at least 10 illegal images of children ages 9 to 14 engaged in sexual acts.

gas giant: Rapture: Kinko the kid loving clown (new window)

Shang-High: Someone else "really really loved the boys and girls"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown

Six seconds from being the simulpost of the decade.

Dammit! Woulda been my first.