obvious is right.

Here comes the crazy train

WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh good grief.

He's aspiring to rape and murder?

Conservative Party candidate in NY-23 race calls Glenn Beck his "dementor."

FTFTruth

Did Hoffman make this strange sweater for his mentor Glenn Beck?

I'm hoping the crazy guy wins. For the lulz.

VictoryCabal: I'm hoping the crazy guy wins. For the lulz.

I have two nieces living in that district. I want him no where near a position of power.

Glenn Beck is a Mentor.

Eat Hard.

Conservative Party candidate in NY-23 race calls Glenn Beck his "mentor."

LALALALALALALA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! HE'S JUST AN ENTERTAINER WARGHARBLLLL

Has this candidate offered proof that he is not involved in any copy-cat rapes and murders of 9 year-old girls?

Always two, are there - Master and apprentice.

Weaver95: Always two, are there - Master and apprentice.

Don't insult the Sith like that. It's belittling to both sides.

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Don't insult the Sith like that. It's belittling to both sides.

*snort*

It was a chilly November night in New Canaan, Connecticut. He knew there would be many more like this, and worse was on the way, but tonight Glenn Beck was filled with a warmth he had not felt since a chance encounter nineteen years before had changed his life forever. He dwelled upon that fond memory, his favorite memory, for a moment and smiled.

He calmly walked the perimeter wall that he had been forced to build ever since he began his campaign against the usurper who dared called himself President of the United States of America. It was a good wall, a strong wall. Four feet of the hardest stone Connecticut had to offer, topped with two foot wooden spikes. Many a socialist had met a gruesome fate upon the wall in their misguided attempts to silence the man who would soon awaken the American people from their terrible nightmare.

A familiar shape appeared upon the grounds of Beck Manor. As she approached, Glenn could see the eyes that had driven his passions. She had lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

"Michelle, you vixen. I had no idea you were visiting tonight. I will say your presence would be most... enjoyable" he said. He knew the line was bad. He didn't care. It worked every time.

"Glenn I have the most amazing news. Our crusade for the truth has taken a great leap forward. It's the New York twenty third Congressional district race. Doug has taken the lead, and is now openly praising you as his mentor!" she squeeled with an unholy glee. Her assistant immediately handed Michelle a bottle of water, and a small, red pill.

Glenn paused his gaze on the young assistant. Her long brown hair, her bright blue eyes. Her ample figure. He smiled again.

"It is a small step, to be sure. But it is the first of many. Soon we will be able to show the RINO's that their days are numbered, and the era of TRUE conservative rule is at hand. We will wrest control from the socialist czarist oligarhs and hold them accountable for their crimes. The American people demand it" he wharred.

"Oh Glenn. I knew from the moment I saw you that you would show the country the truth about the census, vaccination, macroeconomic theory, and a certain birth certificate" she garbled in response.

"Let's retire to the hall. I wish to celebrate this victory, and I would like you to celebrate with me. I will meet you there, I wish a word with your assistant."

As Michelle got smaller in the distance, the assistant's breath quickly hastened. She had heard the rumors, but never really beleived them. She told herself that she couldn't trust liberals and blogs.

She was quick. He was quicker.

Thirty minutes later he was all cried out, and reached for his phone.

"Doug. A lot is riding on this, and you know the terrible price of failure."

"Yes, Glenn. Of course. I will not fail you." Mr. Hoffan said with terror in his voice.

"Good." The call was over.

Glenn Beck hadn't felt more alive in years.

I'm two sides on this. One is I want this nutjob to win so the RNC fractures completely. The other side is I want the Dem to win so they go completely nuts. I'm not sure which one I like better. Either way is a win, since I don't live there.

GAT_00: The other side is I want the Dem to win so they go completely nuts. I'm not sure which one I like better

I've met Owens. He's not much of a Dem. He's certainly not a progressive. My assessment? Meh.

Raw Toast: He's aspiring to rape and murder?

4th comment, not bad.

1990. Never Forget.

Everyone should be mindful who they pick as a mentor. You never know what they will say.

Meh. Upstate New York is a hole in any case. Let him win and ride his crazy train for a while. I care more about Maine and the Gubernatorial races.

soy_bomb: Everyone should be mindful who they pick as a mentor. You never know what they will say.

that's it. i'm voting for mccain!

Pepsi on the monitor....liking this thread so far

soy_bomb: Everyone should be mindful who they pick as a mentor. You never know what they will say.

Had to link it twice huh?

So he's further right than the Republicans, and a stupid conspiracy theorist.

Weaver95: Always two, are there - Master and apprentice.



Instead of two there is now only one-the Republican Party itself. I have recreated the Republicans, Lord Gingrich, as you once did. I have given them a purpose. For what use is power without one?

I Said: Here comes the crazy train

WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey come on, Woo Woo's are pretty much harmless kooks with no party affiliation. Let's leave them out of this. And anyway, they voted for Kodos.

So this guy is the male version of Bachmann? About the only thing in favour of getting this thing elected is that it will provide a lot of subs in Fark.

I love how this race in a desolate, rural district has gotten so much national attention.

vernonFL: I love how this race in a desolate, rural district has gotten so much national attention.

Same. It's driving the Kossak D-Baggers more crazy than usual.

/it's because of Palin's endorsement

godofusa.com: vernonFL: I love how this race in a desolate, rural district has gotten so much national attention.

Same. It's driving the Kossak D-Baggers more crazy than usual.

/it's because of Palin's endorsement


I am a resident of the 23rd, and I speak for many people in this district when I say:

Shut up, you cock.

dracos31: godofusa.com: vernonFL: I love how this race in a desolate, rural district has gotten so much national attention.

Same. It's driving the Kossak D-Baggers more crazy than usual.

/it's because of Palin's endorsement


I am a resident of the 23rd, and I speak for many people in this district when I say:

Shut up, you cock.

Palin's endorsement was national news. Add Fox News and Rush's giant audiences discussing the issue, it went viral. Just like the T.E.A. parties.

/and Van Jones
//and ACORN's corruption
///etc

Maybe they'll find oil in the Adirondacks so we can drill baby, drill!

godofusa.com: vernonFL: I love how this race in a desolate, rural district has gotten so much national attention.

Same. It's driving the Kossak D-Baggers more crazy than usual.

/it's because of Palin's endorsement

Yeah, really tearing up the left.

godofusa.com: dracos31: godofusa.com: vernonFL: I love how this race in a desolate, rural district has gotten so much national attention.

Same. It's driving the Kossak D-Baggers more crazy than usual.

/it's because of Palin's endorsement


I am a resident of the 23rd, and I speak for many people in this district when I say:

Shut up, you cock.

Palin's endorsement was national news. Add Fox News and Rush's giant audiences discussing the issue, it went viral. Just like the T.E.A. parties.

/and Van Jones
//and ACORN's corruption
///etc

All you have to do now is win an election and all those people will be relevant again.

I literally face-palmed upon reading the headline.

From Buckley to Beck.

As we have learned, it does not matter who your mentor is. Carry on

If this sort of thing ends up splitting the party, I don't know who is going to be butthurt more, the Republicans or the Democrats. Either way it's going to be very entertaining so I hope it continues.

Aarontology: wonderfulness

That was very good. Very very good. You do that for a living?

So the candidate can be reasonably expected to burst into tears at any moment?

Aarontology: It was a chilly November night in New Canaan, Connecticut. He knew there would be many more like this, and worse was on the way, but tonight Glenn Beck was filled with a warmth he had not felt since a chance encounter nineteen years before had changed his life forever. He dwelled upon that fond memory, his favorite memory, for a moment and smiled.

He calmly walked the perimeter wall that he had been forced to build ever since he began his campaign against the usurper who dared called himself President of the United States of America. It was a good wall, a strong wall. Four feet of the hardest stone Connecticut had to offer, topped with two foot wooden spikes. Many a socialist had met a gruesome fate upon the wall in their misguided attempts to silence the man who would soon awaken the American people from their terrible nightmare.

A familiar shape appeared upon the grounds of Beck Manor. As she approached, Glenn could see the eyes that had driven his passions. She had lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

"Michelle, you vixen. I had no idea you were visiting tonight. I will say your presence would be most... enjoyable" he said. He knew the line was bad. He didn't care. It worked every time.

"Glenn I have the most amazing news. Our crusade for the truth has taken a great leap forward. It's the New York twenty third Congressional district race. Doug has taken the lead, and is now openly praising you as his mentor!" she squeeled with an unholy glee. Her assistant immediately handed Michelle a bottle of water, and a small, red pill.

Glenn paused his gaze on the young assistant. Her long brown hair, her bright blue eyes. Her ample figure. He smiled again.

"It is a small step, to be sure. But it is the first of many. Soon we will be able to show the RINO's that their days are numbered, and the era of TRUE conservative rule is at hand. We will wrest control from the socialist czarist oligarhs and hold them accountable for their crimes. The American people demand it" he wharred.

"Oh Glenn. I knew from the moment I saw you that you would show the country the truth about the census, vaccination, macroeconomic theory, and a certain birth certificate" she garbled in response.

"Let's retire to the hall. I wish to celebrate this victory, and I would like you to celebrate with me. I will meet you there, I wish a word with your assistant."

As Michelle got smaller in the distance, the assistant's breath quickly hastened. She had heard the rumors, but never really beleived them. She told herself that she couldn't trust liberals and blogs.

She was quick. He was quicker.

Thirty minutes later he was all cried out, and reached for his phone.

"Doug. A lot is riding on this, and you know the terrible price of failure."

"Yes, Glenn. Of course. I will not fail you." Mr. Hoffan said with terror in his voice.

"Good." The call was over.

Glenn Beck hadn't felt more alive in years.


Nice work so far.

Don't stop there... tell us the rest of the story. Then put it into a book-length PDF file, and give it away for free on the internet... but with a donation button that is says that 100% of the donations will be donated to charities that help the (supposed) survivors of the victims of Glen Beck's (alleged) rape and murder sprees.

Seriously, get to writing.

aearra: So this guy is the male version of Bachmann? About the only thing in favour of getting this thing elected is that it will provide a lot of subs in Fark.

Think of all the lulz if this guy wins and the Repubs decide to go full retard and cater to the teabaggers in next year's midterms. Or even run Palin in '12. The meltdown will be awesome.

godofusa.com: Palin's endorsement was national news.

Palin's endorsement destroyed any moderate support for the Republican party and their election chances. A complete "see, we aren't stuck in a backwards 30s mindset!" idea that only drove people away.

You're right, they made her popular. And that's what destroyed them; they shouldn't nessicarily be running to do it again.

tomcatadam: godofusa.com: Palin's endorsement was national news.

Palin's endorsement destroyed any moderate support for the Republican party and their election chances. A complete "see, we aren't stuck in a backwards 30s mindset!" idea that only drove people away.

You're right, they made her popular. And that's what destroyed them; they shouldn't necessarily be running to do it again.

I bet the Democrats are paying Palin to endorse Republicans. She's too stupid to figure out where the checks are really coming from anyway.

godofusa.com: Same. It's driving the Kossak D-Baggers more crazy than usual.

LOL. "D-Baggers". Stop it, you're killing me here.

Wow, look at this, liberals are feeling threatened and this time it isn't republicans.

Tyee: Wow, look at this, liberals are feeling threatened and this time it isn't republicans.

[inigo.jpg]

Tyee: Wow, look at this, liberals are feeling threatened and this time it isn't republicans.

Threatened? Again, you lost. Tomorrow doesn't mean dick. LOL, cling to anything.

I bet this really pisses Rush off.