Ah...yes! St. Damien.

/Must've been some sort of OMEN!

That's because everyone know that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

/approves

Damien?
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Damien. Good.

He's an excellent example of how Christians are supposed to act.

This would be a followup to 4689979 ("This Sunday, the Pope will canonize five new saints, including one from Hawaii. Wait, what? After only eight months in office?")

ZAZ: This would be a followup to 4689979 ("This Sunday, the Pope will canonize five new saints, including one from Hawaii. Wait, what? After only eight months in office?")

i lol'd

TaVaMaN: That's because everyone know that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Yes he was. Its just not a state.

They're going batshiat over his heelbone. His HEELBONE!!! That is just fricken nutty. Do they really think that Damien is looking down from above, smiling at all the people that are going crazy over his heelbone? He's probably a little creeped out.

They need to make Duke Kahanamoku a saint.

/Saint Duke.
//Has a nice ring to it.

Hawaii celebrates its first saint. No, it's not Obama


St. Pau Hana?

St. Kama'aina?

Wait..Obama didnt get 'sainthood' yet? Im disappointed. I mean if he makes any effort or comment about it, he should get it like he got the Nobel Peace Prize.

Leprosy, What a sorry mess I am to see.
Even friends can't stand to look at me.
Oh, I despise my leprosy.
Gradually, I'm not half the man I used to be.
Pieces keep on falling off of me.
It happens now so gradually.
When my tongue fell off,
I don't know, I couldn't say.
I said, "zump ping wong".
Now I long for that sweet day
When I had no
Leprosy.
Making with me could never be.
Yes, I've lost my chance for ecstasy.
Oh I despise
My leprosy.

Mahalo brah.

Atomic Spunk: They're going batshiat over his heelbone. His HEELBONE!!! That is just fricken nutty. Do they really think that Damien is looking down from above, smiling at all the people that are going crazy over his heelbone? He's probably a little creeped out.

Never studied relics in the Catholic Church before? We're lucky it's not his foreskin.

What St. Obama might look like...

WTF Indeed: TaVaMaN: That's because everyone know that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Yes he was. Its just not a state.

I thought he was Kenyan.

/And that he was a secret muslim

Hawaii celebrates its first saint. No, it's not Obama

Dog the Bounty Hunter?

JC22: Wait..Obama didnt get 'sainthood' yet? Im disappointed. I mean if he makes any effort or comment about it, he should get it like he got the Nobel Peace Prize.

Sanctity is usually given posthumously.

Achilles not impressed.

attackingpencil: Atomic Spunk: They're going batshiat over his heelbone. His HEELBONE!!! That is just fricken nutty. Do they really think that Damien is looking down from above, smiling at all the people that are going crazy over his heelbone? He's probably a little creeped out.

Never studied relics in the Catholic Church before? We're lucky it's not his foreskin.

"Keep the tip."

attackingpencil: Atomic Spunk: They're going batshiat over his heelbone. His HEELBONE!!! That is just fricken nutty. Do they really think that Damien is looking down from above, smiling at all the people that are going crazy over his heelbone? He's probably a little creeped out.

Never studied relics in the Catholic Church before? We're lucky it's not his foreskin.

Ahh, relics.

Well, a piece of cloth is all well and good (as there are those kinds of relics), but sometimes we catholics go into Ed Gein territory.

imagine the crowds if it were his femur!!!!!

CygnusDarius: Well, a piece of cloth is all well and good (as there are those kinds of relics), but sometimes we catholics go into Ed Gein territory.

There's at least one saint who was purportedly ripped apart while still alive. When Simeon Stylites died they had to mobilize the army to stop his body from being torn apart. This is why I study religion.

FTFA: Hawaii feted the canonization of Saint Damien with a Mass...



SANCTUS! DOMINUS!!

TaVaMaN: That's because everyone know that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Sure it's been said, but neither was St. Damien.

I'd heard about Father Damien. It's unbelievable.

FloydA:

He's an excellent example of how Christians are supposed to act.

THIS.

St. SPAM?

FloydA: Damien?
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Damien. Good.

He's an excellent example of how Christians are supposed to act.

Truth!

This is FARK and given the tag line, I am surprised Subby hasn't been treated like Jody Foster on a pinball machine...

I just visited one of the churches he built on Molokai a few months ago. It's falling apart and really needs a new roof/paint/you name it.

So even sainthood won't give you a spiffy church.

/the locals were way excited.

Bonzo_1116: I just visited one of the churches he built on Molokai a few months ago. It's falling apart and really needs a new roof/paint/you name it.

So even sainthood won't give you a spiffy church.

/the locals were way excited.

It was probably from all the crystal meth the locals do in Hawaii.

SeamusFerrell: Bonzo_1116: I just visited one of the churches he built on Molokai a few months ago. It's falling apart and really needs a new roof/paint/you name it.

So even sainthood won't give you a spiffy church.

/the locals were way excited.

It was probably from all the crystal meth the locals do in Hawaii.

Not much else to do on Molokai except surf and complain about the people from Maui.

yeah brah! Father Damien da one!

Bonzo_1116: SeamusFerrell: Bonzo_1116: I just visited one of the churches he built on Molokai a few months ago. It's falling apart and really needs a new roof/paint/you name it.

So even sainthood won't give you a spiffy church.

/the locals were way excited.

It was probably from all the crystal meth the locals do in Hawaii.

Not much else to do on Molokai except surf and complain about the people from Maui.

I thought they just used meth and blamed all their problems on the mainland haoles. At least when they are not blaming their problems on the overthrow of the Hawaiian government despite the fact their family immigrated from the Philippines.

kabloink: Bonzo_1116: SeamusFerrell: Bonzo_1116: I just visited one of the churches he built on Molokai a few months ago. It's falling apart and really needs a new roof/paint/you name it.

So even sainthood won't give you a spiffy church.

/the locals were way excited.

It was probably from all the crystal meth the locals do in Hawaii.

Not much else to do on Molokai except surf and complain about the people from Maui.

I thought they just used meth and blamed all their problems on the mainland haoles. At least when they are not blaming their problems on the overthrow of the Hawaiian government despite the fact their family immigrated from the Philippines.

Molokai's so tiny Maui is like the mainland in comparison.

I think there's a grand total of 5 stop signs on the whole island.

WTF Indeed: TaVaMaN: That's because everyone know that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Yes he was. Its just not a state.

Neither is Alaska, then.



/Lower 48, FTW

WTF Indeed: TaVaMaN: That's because everyone know that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Yes he was. Its just not a state.

it is so, it's the 56th state...

mcgarrett /jack lord?

danno?

chin ho?

I see her icon on dashboards all the time next to the crucifix.

I'd rather be riding a mule on Moloka'i...

Clarence Potter: FloydA: Damien?
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Damien. Good.

He's an excellent example of how Christians are supposed to act.

Truth!

Quoted. Religiousness (or not) aside, Father Damien's devotion to the very least in our society is something we ought all strive to emulate.

kabloink
I thought they just used meth and blamed all their problems on the mainland haoles. At least when they are not blaming their problems on the overthrow of the Hawaiian government despite the fact their family immigrated from the Philippines.

I'm not sure I follow. What do Filipino immigrants have anything to do with the overthrow of the HI government? They're not native Hawaiians.

They couldn't find his real birth certificate.

fartlighter3: They couldn't find his real birth certificate.

because they never looked for it in Kenya. and subby's correct he wont win saint hood till after he wins Miss Teen USA next year.