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(Wired) Cool A quick dissection of surgical history will leave you trepan out   (wired.com) divider line 42
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:40:41 PM  
Meh.

I need that article like I need a hole in my head.

 
The Grinch 2009-11-02 06:40:43 PM  
This article will surely bolus over.

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:42:12 PM  
What an incisive piece, stitched together from a number of sources.

 
PolarBoy 2009-11-02 06:44:19 PM  
bone

 
Contrabulous Flabtraption 2009-11-02 06:44:35 PM  
Didn't people ever notice, prior to the 20th century, that doctors never fixed anything? At best they could maim you to keep you alive.

 
utardsRock 2009-11-02 06:44:41 PM  
this thread has HUGE potential in the pics realm

 
eraser8 [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:50:05 PM  
Let's not forget about trepanation's highfalutin nephew, lobotomy.

If anyone's interested, NPR has a really great audio story about a guy who underwent transorbital lobotomy in 1960 at the hands of the infamous Walter Freeman. The lobotomy survivor narrates the story himself.

'My Lobotomy': Howard Dully's Journey (pops) - one disturbing pic in the link.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:50:31 PM  
thisispete: What an incisive piece, stitched together from a number of sources.

Hah!

Cutting edge humor!

 
905 2009-11-02 06:54:57 PM  
My god man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer! Now move aside and let me save this man!

 
Edsel 2009-11-02 06:58:50 PM  
What kind of operation is this? This piece reads like it was written by scrubs. Good writing is visceral, it dissects to the bone, it gets to the heart of the story and leaves the reader in stitches. This hack doesn't seem to know a colon from an appendix.


/could do this all day

 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:59:40 PM  
utardsRock: this thread has HUGE potential in the pics realm

Ask and you shall receive.
i444.photobucket.com

My ankle

 
toejam 2009-11-02 07:00:21 PM  

 
teaseorama [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:01:42 PM  

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:19:43 PM  
images1.fanpop.com



approves

 
TJNII 2009-11-02 07:23:45 PM  
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Didn't people ever notice, prior to the 20th century, that doctors never fixed anything? At best they could maim you to keep you alive.
eraser8: Let's not forget about trepanation's highfalutin nephew, lobotomy.

Yep, that's antidepressive psychiatry from the 20's up. Damage your brain so you can't understand your problems, and then you're not depressed about them anymore! Works wonders.

// Thorazine was like that
/// I really hope the modern drugs arn't, though they are a lot better.
//// Not 100% convinced, though.

 
D-Liver 2009-11-02 07:33:03 PM  
This is scraping lebotom of the barrel.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:44:20 PM  
utardsRock: this thread has HUGE potential in the pics realm

Screw the pics (new window, Not Safe For Work).

 
toejam 2009-11-02 07:45:57 PM  
CygnusDarius: utardsRock: this thread has HUGE potential in the pics realm

Screw the pics (new window, Not Safe For Work).


Oh hell no. I don't need those kind of nightmares.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:46:25 PM  
Docanthro: Chiseling a hole in a living skull is not brain surgery. It is witchcraft.

Witchcraft is science brought to a culture with a lower grasp of science.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:52:58 PM  
toejam: CygnusDarius: utardsRock: this thread has HUGE potential in the pics realm

Screw the pics (new window, Not Safe For Work).

Oh hell no. I don't need those kind of nightmares.


What is wrong with a little surgery (new window, Not Safe for Work)? Doctors do this for a living.

 
FaygoMaster 2009-11-02 07:53:38 PM  
eraser8: Let's not forget about trepanation's highfalutin nephew, lobotomy.

If anyone's interested, NPR has a really great audio story about a guy who underwent transorbital lobotomy in 1960 at the hands of the infamous Walter Freeman. The lobotomy survivor narrates the story himself.

'My Lobotomy': Howard Dully's Journey (pops) - one disturbing pic in the link.


There was a documentary about Dr. Freeman on PBS some months ago that I recorded and this guy was interviewed.

If there's anyone who can complain about his stepmother, it'd be this guy.

 
BigLuca 2009-11-02 07:57:33 PM  
Any Twin Cities farkers go to the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices? That place was farking awesome! Unfortunately it closed in 2002 and donated most of its crap to the Minnesota Science Museum. Now all that is left is a sad web page... :-( Link (new window)

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:03:45 PM  
And yet people like Susan Sommers and Jeanie McCarthy are able to pass their idiocy off as legitimate.

 
luckcat 2009-11-02 08:04:22 PM  
BigLuca: Any Twin Cities farkers go to the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices? That place was farking awesome! Unfortunately it closed in 2002 and donated most of its crap to the Minnesota Science Museum. Now all that is left is a sad web page... :-( Link (new window)

I loved that place. I'm sad that I've never been to this museum in Chicago. It looks like it would be just as interesting.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Didn't people ever notice, prior to the 20th century, that doctors never fixed anything? At best they could maim you to keep you alive.

What always gets me is, anaesthesia, real anaesthesia, not just a couple shots of whiskey or if you were lucky opium, wasn't available until about 150 years ago. I can't even fathom why anyone would even think that surgery would be an option.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:08:26 PM  
luckcat: What always gets me is, anaesthesia, real anaesthesia, not just a couple shots of whiskey or if you were lucky opium, wasn't available until about 150 years ago. I can't even fathom why anyone would even think that surgery would be an option.

Well, number of reasons I can't even begin to fathom.

Oh, and here's a dramatization of trephination (new window, slightly not safe for work).

 
feanturi 2009-11-02 08:26:21 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yel9qtx
(copy and paste)


Is it bad and wrong that I was disappointed the pic was not someone being skullfarked in a fresh trepanation hole? I am not qualified to declare Gorgor to be slipping, so it must be me.

 
piperTom 2009-11-02 08:33:43 PM  
One hundred years from now, there will be a museum display about the things our doctors are doing now. Visitors will drop their faces into their palms and mutter "how primitive -- what were they thinking?!"

 
luckcat 2009-11-02 08:36:21 PM  
piperTom: One hundred years from now, there will be a museum display about the things our doctors are doing now. Visitors will drop their faces into their palms and mutter "how primitive -- what were they thinking?!"

uncletaz.com

Agrees

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:38:50 PM  
piperTom: One hundred years from now, there will be a museum display about the things our doctors are doing now. Visitors will drop their faces into their palms and mutter "how primitive -- what were they thinking?!"

I know, they'll view the time we take to cook bacon as barbaric.

 
Oznog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:55:29 PM  
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Frowns upon your lobotomy shenanigans
would rather have a bottle in front of her

/that is, if she had the ability to frown
//or drink from a bottle
///what, too soon?
////or does nobody know who she is?

 
toejam 2009-11-02 08:55:45 PM  
BigLuca: Any Twin Cities farkers go to the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices? That place was farking awesome! Unfortunately it closed in 2002 and donated most of its crap to the Minnesota Science Museum. Now all that is left is a sad web page... :-( Link (new window)

Loved that place. The Orgone Accumulator was the best.

 
luckcat 2009-11-02 09:06:34 PM  
Oznog: Frowns upon your lobotomy shenanigans
would rather have a bottle in front of her

/that is, if she had the ability to frown
//or drink from a bottle
///what, too soon?
////or does nobody know who she is?


Rosemary Kennedy? Didn't she die a few years ago?

 
Dunkelstar 2009-11-02 09:26:41 PM  
www.lebowskifest.com

/hot like Arthur Digby Sellers
//Does he still write? Oh no no, he has health problems.

 
k1yok2tog 2009-11-02 10:11:55 PM  
Check out the Indiana Medical History Museum. It covers lots of mental health issues as it is on the grounds of the former Central State Hospital. Lots of brains in jars there.

/Mmmm, brains
//pickled brains

 
Crackers Are a Family Food 2009-11-02 10:24:51 PM  
I'm itching to go to the Mutter Museum again. I love that place. If you live around Philly and have never been there, you really should go. Lots of neat body parts and old surgical tools and stuff.

 
Crackers Are a Family Food 2009-11-02 10:28:31 PM  
Annnnd I posted without finishing my thought. The iron lung is the most terrifying of all those things, in my mind. Can you imagine spending 60+ years just laying there? Not able to move or do anything? That's the worst kind of torture I can think of. You can't even kill yourself.

 
SMOIT! 2009-11-02 11:00:02 PM  
Was that a sweet pumpkin carving kit I saw in there!?

 
paraffinshot 2009-11-03 03:30:24 AM  
c'mon. don't knock it till you tried it. drill a hole in your head and then come on and tell me how bad of an idea it was.

 
Trepanated 2009-11-03 11:39:08 AM  
You know who else approves? ME.

 
utardsRock 2009-11-03 01:53:16 PM  
CygnusDarius: toejam: CygnusDarius: utardsRock: this thread has HUGE potential in the pics realm

Screw the pics (new window, Not Safe For Work).

Oh hell no. I don't need those kind of nightmares.

What is wrong with a little surgery (new window, Not Safe for Work)? Doctors do this for a living.


I liked both of them!

/is it wrong that I was masturbating while watching?

 
LMark 2009-11-03 02:45:37 PM  
I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-11-03 02:47:27 PM  
Crackers Are a Family Food: Annnnd I posted without finishing my thought. The iron lung is the most terrifying of all those things, in my mind. Can you imagine spending 60+ years just laying there? Not able to move or do anything? That's the worst kind of torture I can think of. You can't even kill yourself.

If that happened to me, I would demand that the family build me a replica Warhammer 40,000 full Dreadnought casing. If I am going to be entombed for eternity, I might as well have a cool Assault Cannon arm to go with it.

 
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