You don't need to slut it up, all you need to do is be Jessica Alba.

EvilEgg: You don't need to slut it up, all you need to do is be Jessica Alba.

Yeah, it doesn't really matter what she wears. In fact, I'd bet she even looks hot not wearing anything.

ne2d: In fact, I'd bet she even looks hot not wearing anything.

I require visual proof for me to believe your theory.

I, on the other hand, would like to wear Jessica Alba as a costume. Or as a facemask.

Cyberluddite: I, on the other hand, would like to wear Jessica Alba as a costume. Or as a facemask.

Interesting idea...

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Oh man

DEFINITIVAMENTE LO GOLPEABAN! SAY IT WITH ME! DEFINITIVAMENTE LO GOLPEABAN!

Sleeping Dictionary. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's the greatest movie ever.

I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map!

I would like to explore her rectum with my wangstick

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Oh man

ThatGuyGreg: I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map!

It's pretty easy to spot the guys who have little kids.

\Spit up on the shoulder is also a good indicator

So basically now that she's popped out a kid, she's stopped trying. Good to know.

give me Jessica Biel any day

NO EXCEPTIONS.

So every time she asked anyone a question all night, she then stood blinking and smiling at them for an uncomfortable length of time before speaking again?

/nieces
//wasn't a bad show, really
///Blue's Clues was a million times better
////Steve > Joe
//Caillou must die

Is that what she was? I saw pictures earlier, and kept thinking Velma from Scooby Doo.

GraysonAC: Sleeping Dictionary. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's the greatest movie ever.

Sorry dude, she had a body double..

She makes my compass point north!

Britney Spear's Speculum: (pic)

It looks like Taylor is riding the racist cotton pony.

OnmyojiOmn: [rule 34]
NO EXCEPTIONS.

There have to be a few exceptions, surely?

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What a coincidence! I dressed up as Dora's slutty twin!


/in fuschia

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: give me Jessica Biel any day

Over my cold dead boner

The Drunk IT Guy: GraysonAC: Sleeping Dictionary. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's the greatest movie ever.

Sorry dude, she had a body double..

Quit filling my imagination with the truth!

Seriously though, I always thought that Jessica Alba could have been the new Phoebe Cates if she had done more comedy films and shown a lot more skin.

Into The Blue has her aggressively half-naked (and frequently weightless) for like 2/3 of the film. Including close-ups of her ass.

So-so movie, better than anything Michael Bay has turned out, say, if not a masterpiece, but I'm amazed at how little talk it gets.