You don't need to slut it up, all you need to do is be Jessica Alba.

EvilEgg: You don't need to slut it up, all you need to do is be Jessica Alba.

Yeah, it doesn't really matter what she wears. In fact, I'd bet she even looks hot not wearing anything.

ne2d: In fact, I'd bet she even looks hot not wearing anything.

I require visual proof for me to believe your theory.

I, on the other hand, would like to wear Jessica Alba as a costume. Or as a facemask.

Cyberluddite: I, on the other hand, would like to wear Jessica Alba as a costume. Or as a facemask.

Interesting idea...

Swiper no swiping
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Oh man

DEFINITIVAMENTE LO GOLPEABAN! SAY IT WITH ME! DEFINITIVAMENTE LO GOLPEABAN!

Sleeping Dictionary. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's the greatest movie ever.

I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map!

I would like to explore her rectum with my wangstick

Stompn_Tom: Swiper no swiping
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Oh man

ThatGuyGreg: I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map!

It's pretty easy to spot the guys who have little kids.

\Spit up on the shoulder is also a good indicator

So basically now that she's popped out a kid, she's stopped trying. Good to know.

give me Jessica Biel any day

NO EXCEPTIONS.

So every time she asked anyone a question all night, she then stood blinking and smiling at them for an uncomfortable length of time before speaking again?

/nieces
//wasn't a bad show, really
///Blue's Clues was a million times better
////Steve > Joe
//Caillou must die

Is that what she was? I saw pictures earlier, and kept thinking Velma from Scooby Doo.

GraysonAC: Sleeping Dictionary. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's the greatest movie ever.

Sorry dude, she had a body double..

She makes my compass point north!

Britney Spear's Speculum: (pic)

It looks like Taylor is riding the racist cotton pony.

OnmyojiOmn: [rule 34]
NO EXCEPTIONS.

There have to be a few exceptions, surely?

!
What a coincidence! I dressed up as Dora's slutty twin!


/in fuschia

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: give me Jessica Biel any day

Over my cold dead boner

The Drunk IT Guy: GraysonAC: Sleeping Dictionary. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's the greatest movie ever.

Sorry dude, she had a body double..

Quit filling my imagination with the truth!

Seriously though, I always thought that Jessica Alba could have been the new Phoebe Cates if she had done more comedy films and shown a lot more skin.

Into The Blue has her aggressively half-naked (and frequently weightless) for like 2/3 of the film. Including close-ups of her ass.

So-so movie, better than anything Michael Bay has turned out, say, if not a masterpiece, but I'm amazed at how little talk it gets.

So she was Dora but her impregnater seems to be dressed as Diego. Isn't Diego her brother on the show? So that means she is going to be sleeping with her brother at the end of the night. Uh.....

Oh, I disagree subby. Alba is hot, but nothing wrong with slutty costumes.

I submit these as evidence:

OnmyojiOmn: NO EXCEPTIONS.

I came here to post this, but I see I'm not needed. Carry on, Internet.

She can spank my red boot wearing monkey anytime. And by that I mean penis

JC

lasercannon: Seriously though, I always thought that Jessica Alba could have been the new Phoebe Cates if she had done more comedy films picked movies that were not crap and shown a lot more skin.

She seems to pick things that she thinks are in fashion irregardless of the quality of the script and production.

Superhero movies are in fashion, so she does Fantastic Four. Mike Myers was funny in Austin Powers, so any comedy by him is a can't miss and she winds up in The Love Guru. Dane Cook is an up and coming comic that all the kids seem to like, so she does Good Luck Chuck.

She doesn't seem capable of understanding or discerning what people actually want to see. I suppose other actors have that problem, but she could be in much better movies if she either followed her gut or let someone else review her scripts, or fire the person who currently is.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: She doesn't seem capable of understanding or discerning what people actually want to see.

Her tits?

Did you guys notice that Gwen Stefani's son is named Zuma?

Gwen's son



Don't see the resemblance.

Sin_City_Superhero: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: She doesn't seem capable of understanding or discerning what people actually want to see.

Her tits?

And thus, the worst decision in casting for Sin City is revealed.

That movie was not lacking in boobage, but she decided to hold out for... some reason.

/plus she's not a great actress

Tofino: So every time she asked anyone a question all night, she then stood blinking and smiling at them for an uncomfortable length of time before speaking again?

for some reason i assume this is what an unscripted conversation with jessica alba is like the other 364 nights of the year too...

I thought Dora always had a little bit of her belly hanging out of her shirt. Just like every other fat latina you see cruisiing WalMart.

Is that Matt Damon in drag on the left?

Some other blog had these posted too, with like 4 shots of her ass. Why? There is nothing to see there.



That could be a farking ten year old boy. There is no shape to it. No curves, no contours, no discerning characteristics of any kind.

Maraka (from SNL) (new window)

Franklin Delano Bluth: Some other blog had these posted too, with like 4 shots of her ass. Why? There is nothing to see there.



That could be a farking ten year old boy. There is no shape to it. No curves, no contours, no discerning characteristics of any kind.

Jedi_Templar: I would not hit it guy picture

Of course I would farking hit it, but I mean, that picture isn't helping. The girl is hot, no doubt, but it's like the equivalent of a shot of just her elbow and saying it's hot.

Wonder if I can find my pics as Dora the Explorer? I was hot too

/FYI I'm 5'10 bald and have a goatee
//didn't shave but did wear a wig
///babies were curious and confused at the same time

Meanwhile, the always tasty Alyssa Milano rocked the fairie outfit:

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AaronSynn: Meanwhile, the always tasty Alyssa Milano rocked the fairie outfit:

Link (new window)

Do want

Fap

OnmyojiOmn: NO EXCEPTIONS.

Alright, for those of us who have only a peripheral idea of who Dora is, could someone explain the picture, please?

CrackedEgg: OnmyojiOmn: NO EXCEPTIONS.

Alright, for those of us who have only a peripheral idea of who Dora is, could someone explain the picture, please?

Rule 34

Is that Matt Damon in the blonde wig?

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: She doesn't seem capable of understanding or discerning what people actually want to see. I suppose other actors have that problem, but she could be in much better movies if she either followed her gut or let someone else review her scripts, or fire the person who currently is.

In that case, she is no different from any producer in Hollywood. No one knows what people want to see. No one. Of course, since Hollywood films are very, very expensive to make, the studios will do the best that they can to improve their odds.

So you always see a well-known actor in the lead, because the thinking is that the name will put bums on seats.
You get a lot of sequels, because there is already an audience for it.
There are also a huge number of films based on licenced material such as comics, books, and TV shows, for the exact same reason.
It is also quite common to see imitations of a surprise success come out, particularly from other studios.

If all else fails, there is always the spectacle of special effects to draw the crowds to the big screen. I have also heard that there is or will soon be a new 3D revival for the same reason as the original 3D trend in the 1950s - originally to compete with television, now to compete with large screen HDTV. It's probably the same thing with the new, smaller Imax format.

Franklin Delano Bluth: CrackedEgg: OnmyojiOmn: NO EXCEPTIONS.

Alright, for those of us who have only a peripheral idea of who Dora is, could someone explain the picture, please?

Rule 34

Yeah, but how's it explain a curvy, adult Dora? Or do I just plain not wannna know?

CrackedEgg: Franklin Delano Bluth: CrackedEgg: OnmyojiOmn: NO EXCEPTIONS.

Alright, for those of us who have only a peripheral idea of who Dora is, could someone explain the picture, please?

Rule 34

Yeah, but how's it explain a curvy, adult Dora? Or do I just plain not wannna know?

Necessity is the mother of invention