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"24" to revive another actor presumed dead, because THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF INTERESTING CHARACTERS (contains spoilers)



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WhoIsWillo
2009-11-02 12:31:39 PM


Uhm, character was never dead. In fact, he was confirmed as alive last season.

And the ACTOR was never presumed dead, so you get a fail, subby.

 
Dalar
2009-11-02 12:57:09 PM


Wow, they can raise dead actors? Amazing.

 
patrick767
2009-11-02 01:27:13 PM


Dalar
Wow, they can raise dead actors? Amazing.

Stacked dead actors, stacked to the rafters...

 
RevMercutio
2009-11-02 05:25:35 PM


i105.photobucket.com
If it's not Michelle, I don't care.

Then again, I don't care anyways.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 06:13:12 PM


Oddly, this isn't the most ridiculous thing that they've ever done.

Hell, it's not even in the top twenty.


And I second RevMercutio's call for Zombie Michelle Dessler.

 
Pixelvision
2009-11-02 06:33:43 PM


They should bring back George Mason. He had fatal radiation poisoning, was in a plane crash and then got blown up in a nuclear explosion.. but I think they could bring him back plausibly.

 
MIguy
2009-11-02 06:34:38 PM


Cool, I always liked Logan and it was never clear that he died to begin with.

Oh, more importantly, BRING BACK MANDY

 
robsul82
2009-11-02 06:35:06 PM


As long as Rack Bauer is coming back, I don't care.

/and he was never dead to begin with

 
Dog Welder
2009-11-02 06:39:09 PM


Was hoping for Deadgar.

 
burning22001
2009-11-02 06:58:28 PM


Daymn while at it I want Nina Myers back..

For whatever reason she was my type of girl..

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 07:06:55 PM


Pixelvision: They should bring back George Mason. He had fatal radiation poisoning, was in a plane crash and then got blown up in a nuclear explosion.. but I think they could bring him back plausibly.

As a radioactive federal agent with special powers, no less.

I'm all for it.


robsul82: As long as Rack Bauer is coming back, I don't care.

This.


/and he was never dead to begin with

And that.

It should be common fiction knowledge: if a character is left hanging on the brink of life and death without confirmation of a demise, they're not dead.

The doorway is totally open for a return.

 
WhileAmericaBurns
2009-11-02 07:12:48 PM


And Fark is RUNNING OUT OF CLICHÉS.

 
Hobo Orgy
2009-11-02 07:14:30 PM


Dog Welder: Was hoping for Deadgar.

This. I liked that overly-nice, Chloe-stalking, lisping, fat bastard.

 
Need_MindBleach
2009-11-02 07:29:00 PM


Dear TV shows: Never, ever, ever bring characters back from the dead. It ruins all suspense and gives me no reason to watch. I'm talking to you, Heroes.

 
WhoIsWillo
2009-11-02 07:42:53 PM


Need_MindBleach: Dear TV shows: Never, ever, ever bring characters back from the dead. It ruins all suspense and gives me no reason to watch. I'm talking to you, Heroes.

You can do it once, and it's OK. You do it more than once it becomes a crutch.

/character was never dead
//this was confirmed last season

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 07:56:03 PM


WhoIsWillo: //this was confirmed last season

That's right. There was that one throwaway line in the FBI interrogation room.

 
theorellior
2009-11-02 08:13:03 PM


MIguy: Oh, more importantly, BRING BACK MANDY

Oh, Naked Mandy was a feast for the eyes. Mia Kirshner... mmmm...

Pixelvision: They should bring back George Mason. He had fatal radiation poisoning, was in a plane crash and then got blown up in a nuclear explosion.. but I think they could bring him back plausibly.

For some reason I thought of George Mason, the character, today while I was driving long distance... and the Fark photoshop that had Xander Berkley's head on a basketball player's body to commemorate George Mason University's success in the college championships.

 
Zousand
2009-11-02 08:14:23 PM


I heard that in season 10 Jack's wife comes back as leader of an elite terrorist cell comprised of everyone Jack has ever killed. Either revived, cloned or just given a pallet swap.

Final battle is a small fire fight taking place during a massive fire fight inside a Metal Gear on top of the White House in the eye of the largest hurricane recorded in history. Only Jack survives making him the President.

 
Zousand
2009-11-02 08:15:22 PM


palette swap*

 
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse
2009-11-02 08:20:00 PM


RevMercutio: If it's not Michelle, I don't care.

Then again, I don't care anyways.


Humina humina humina....

Best looking woman in show business. Period.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-02 08:20:58 PM


Zousand: I heard that in season 10 Jack's wife comes back as leader of an elite terrorist cell comprised of everyone Jack has ever killed. Either revived, cloned or just given a pallet swap.

palette swap*


Well, all those terrorist warehouse hideouts DID have a lot of pallets that got shot up over the years.

They're gonna have to replace those pallets sooner or later.

 
srhp29
2009-11-02 09:14:36 PM


I never presumed that character dead anymore than I presumed Bahroos (sp?) dead.

I presumed him stabbed in the neck, but not dead.

Bring back Chapelle...Jack missed.

 
GavinTheAlmighty
2009-11-02 10:23:07 PM


"POTENTIALLY MAJOR SPOILERS LIE AFTER THE BREAK.


So who's the mystery man that will be making a return?

President Charles Logan."

[Break]

Whoever formatted that website is a moron.

 
Mentat
2009-11-02 10:33:14 PM


WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF AGENT FRECKLES

 
goldschlager16
2009-11-03 01:10:30 AM


Maybe somebody on Fark can clear this up for me. In the early part of season 5 when people are searching for Palmer's assassin, there is surveillance footage of a guy that looks exactly like Jack entering the building where the sniper was. Maybe I missed it during season 5, but did they ever figure out who it was? If the identity of this guy is revelead in the 6th season (which I haven't seen) please spare me the pain and tell me who he is.

 
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