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(SlashFilm) Stupid "24" to revive another actor presumed dead, because THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF INTERESTING CHARACTERS (contains spoilers)   (slashfilm.com) divider line 39
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WhoIsWillo [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 12:31:39 PM  
Uhm, character was never dead. In fact, he was confirmed as alive last season.

And the ACTOR was never presumed dead, so you get a fail, subby.

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 12:57:09 PM  
Wow, they can raise dead actors? Amazing.

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 01:27:13 PM  
Dalar
Wow, they can raise dead actors? Amazing.

Stacked dead actors, stacked to the rafters...

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 05:25:35 PM  
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If it's not Michelle, I don't care.

Then again, I don't care anyways.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:13:12 PM  
Oddly, this isn't the most ridiculous thing that they've ever done.

Hell, it's not even in the top twenty.


And I second RevMercutio's call for Zombie Michelle Dessler.

 
Pixelvision 2009-11-02 06:33:43 PM  
They should bring back George Mason. He had fatal radiation poisoning, was in a plane crash and then got blown up in a nuclear explosion.. but I think they could bring him back plausibly.

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:34:38 PM  
Cool, I always liked Logan and it was never clear that he died to begin with.

Oh, more importantly, BRING BACK MANDY

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 06:35:06 PM  
As long as Rack Bauer is coming back, I don't care.

/and he was never dead to begin with

 
Dog Welder 2009-11-02 06:39:09 PM  
Was hoping for Deadgar.

 
burning22001 2009-11-02 06:58:28 PM  
Daymn while at it I want Nina Myers back..

For whatever reason she was my type of girl..

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:06:55 PM  
Pixelvision: They should bring back George Mason. He had fatal radiation poisoning, was in a plane crash and then got blown up in a nuclear explosion.. but I think they could bring him back plausibly.

As a radioactive federal agent with special powers, no less.

I'm all for it.


robsul82: As long as Rack Bauer is coming back, I don't care.

This.


/and he was never dead to begin with

And that.

It should be common fiction knowledge: if a character is left hanging on the brink of life and death without confirmation of a demise, they're not dead.

The doorway is totally open for a return.

 
WhileAmericaBurns 2009-11-02 07:12:48 PM  
And Fark is RUNNING OUT OF CLICHÉS.

 
Hobo Orgy 2009-11-02 07:14:30 PM  
Dog Welder: Was hoping for Deadgar.

This. I liked that overly-nice, Chloe-stalking, lisping, fat bastard.

 
Need_MindBleach 2009-11-02 07:29:00 PM  
Dear TV shows: Never, ever, ever bring characters back from the dead. It ruins all suspense and gives me no reason to watch. I'm talking to you, Heroes.

 
WhoIsWillo [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:42:53 PM  
Need_MindBleach: Dear TV shows: Never, ever, ever bring characters back from the dead. It ruins all suspense and gives me no reason to watch. I'm talking to you, Heroes.

You can do it once, and it's OK. You do it more than once it becomes a crutch.

/character was never dead
//this was confirmed last season

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 07:56:03 PM  
WhoIsWillo: //this was confirmed last season

That's right. There was that one throwaway line in the FBI interrogation room.

 
theorellior 2009-11-02 08:13:03 PM  
MIguy: Oh, more importantly, BRING BACK MANDY

Oh, Naked Mandy was a feast for the eyes. Mia Kirshner... mmmm...

Pixelvision: They should bring back George Mason. He had fatal radiation poisoning, was in a plane crash and then got blown up in a nuclear explosion.. but I think they could bring him back plausibly.

For some reason I thought of George Mason, the character, today while I was driving long distance... and the Fark photoshop that had Xander Berkley's head on a basketball player's body to commemorate George Mason University's success in the college championships.

 
Zousand 2009-11-02 08:14:23 PM  
I heard that in season 10 Jack's wife comes back as leader of an elite terrorist cell comprised of everyone Jack has ever killed. Either revived, cloned or just given a pallet swap.

Final battle is a small fire fight taking place during a massive fire fight inside a Metal Gear on top of the White House in the eye of the largest hurricane recorded in history. Only Jack survives making him the President.

 
Zousand 2009-11-02 08:15:22 PM  
palette swap*

 
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:20:00 PM  
RevMercutio: If it's not Michelle, I don't care.

Then again, I don't care anyways.


Humina humina humina....

Best looking woman in show business. Period.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:20:58 PM  
Zousand: I heard that in season 10 Jack's wife comes back as leader of an elite terrorist cell comprised of everyone Jack has ever killed. Either revived, cloned or just given a pallet swap.

palette swap*


Well, all those terrorist warehouse hideouts DID have a lot of pallets that got shot up over the years.

They're gonna have to replace those pallets sooner or later.

 
srhp29 2009-11-02 09:14:36 PM  
I never presumed that character dead anymore than I presumed Bahroos (sp?) dead.

I presumed him stabbed in the neck, but not dead.

Bring back Chapelle...Jack missed.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-11-02 10:23:07 PM  
"POTENTIALLY MAJOR SPOILERS LIE AFTER THE BREAK.


So who's the mystery man that will be making a return?

President Charles Logan."

[Break]

Whoever formatted that website is a moron.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:33:14 PM  
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF AGENT FRECKLES

 
goldschlager16 2009-11-03 01:10:30 AM  
Maybe somebody on Fark can clear this up for me. In the early part of season 5 when people are searching for Palmer's assassin, there is surveillance footage of a guy that looks exactly like Jack entering the building where the sniper was. Maybe I missed it during season 5, but did they ever figure out who it was? If the identity of this guy is revelead in the 6th season (which I haven't seen) please spare me the pain and tell me who he is.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 01:22:52 AM  
goldschlager16: Maybe somebody on Fark can clear this up for me. In the early part of season 5 when people are searching for Palmer's assassin, there is surveillance footage of a guy that looks exactly like Jack entering the building where the sniper was. Maybe I missed it during season 5, but did they ever figure out who it was? If the identity of this guy is revelead in the 6th season (which I haven't seen) please spare me the pain and tell me who he is.

To the best of my knowledge, this was something of a plot hole that they never explained completely.

Some of the CTU staffers (Buchanan among them, I believe) said that there was no way that the footage of Jack could have been fabricated. Audrey refused to believe that the footage was authentic proof of Jack's involvement.

They never bother to resolve the issue of the footage in either Season 5 or Season 6.

 
Sairobi 2009-11-03 01:45:39 AM  
Aw, nuts. No Palmer revival? It was only a little headshot.

 
AvaFark 2009-11-03 02:01:43 AM  
Sairobi: Aw, nuts. No Palmer revival? It was only a little head neckshot.

FTFY

 
Mumbler 2009-11-03 06:24:01 AM  
I watched the whole last season faithfully, but for the life of me I can't remember what happened to Tony Almeda at the end.
Is he still alive ?

//also - I second the bring back Nina nomination

 
Gary Busey on a Rampage 2009-11-03 06:28:39 AM  
I hope they kill off that female president on the first episode of 24. She is horrible.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 06:58:55 AM  
Dalar: Wow, they can raise dead actors? Amazing.

He was never clearly dead. They made it a point to show that he was never clearly dead. Same with Alameda.

 
Captain Kickass 2009-11-03 07:45:42 AM  
Almeda lived and was taken into custody at the end of the season. The fate of the Cubs mug, however, is unknown.

 
bostongt 2009-11-03 09:31:57 AM  
MIguy:

Oh, more importantly, BRING BACK MANDY


THIS

 
acaciaavenue 2009-11-03 11:57:30 AM  
WhileAmericaBurns: And Fark is RUNNING OUT OF CLICHÉS.

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SuburbanCowboy 2009-11-03 12:58:04 PM  
acaciaavenue: WhileAmericaBurns: And Fark is RUNNING OUT OF CLICHÉS.
What? Oh look a kitty!
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Dunkel 2009-11-03 02:54:22 PM  
MIguy: Cool, I always liked Logan and it was never clear that he died to begin with.

Oh, more importantly, BRING BACK MANDY


Perfect ending to this series would be Mandy killing Jack then just walking away.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-11-03 02:57:13 PM  
Dunkel: Perfect ending to this series would be Mandy killing Jack then just walking away.

I'm partial to the ending of Jack finishing his chess game with his daughter and living happily ever after, just as a surprise because everyone assumes he's going to die but your ending isn't bad.

In any case, bring back Mandy.

 
goldschlager16 2009-11-03 02:59:50 PM  
Mugato:

I'm partial to the ending of Jack finishing his chess game with his daughter and living happily ever after, just as a surprise because everyone assumes he's going to die but your ending isn't bad.



or they could piss everyone off and have the whole series be a daydream jack has while he is waiting for Kim to act during her turn.

 
Dunkel 2009-11-03 03:46:08 PM  
goldschlager16: Mugato:

I'm partial to the ending of Jack finishing his chess game with his daughter and living happily ever after, just as a surprise because everyone assumes he's going to die but your ending isn't bad.



or they could piss everyone off and have the whole series be a daydream jack has while he is waiting for Kim to act during her turn.


Or it is all a dream and he wakes up and Billy Mahoney from Flatliners smacks him in the face with a wrentch...

 
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