The liquid itself is non-toxic.

What'll get you is the glass fragments inside.

The_Sponge: FTFA:

While almost all the cases involved children - the youngest was a 10-month-old - the center did receive a call from one 45-year-old who had ingested glow-stick fluid, Banerji said.

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More like a retard.

make me some tea: The_Sponge: FTFA:

While almost all the cases involved children - the youngest was a 10-month-old - the center did receive a call from one 45-year-old who had ingested glow-stick fluid, Banerji said.

i244.photobucket.com

More like a retard.


You never go full retard. Damn it...now I'm really curious. Was the 45-year-old mentally handicapped, or just an idiot who did it on a dare?

DjangoStonereaver: The liquid itself is non-toxic.

What'll get you is the glass fragments inside.

Part of my costume this year was a Erlenmeyer flask with glow-stick solution and dry ice, so I looked up what was in them, in case I got so hammered I was unable to tell my left from my right hand and drank from the wrong glass. While not toxic, the gel can be dangerous and cause problems, and it is definitely not something you want in you.

So I stayed up all night injecting tarantula eggs and weaponized ebola into Fun-Size Three Musketeers bars for nothing? I could have just handed out glowsticks?

Recipe for Predator blood:

Glow stick solution
KY Jelly

/You're welcome.

wanted for questioning

Nothing says tasty like a strange glowing liquid.

At least some of the damn ravers are smart enough to call Poison Control.

"Hello, Poison Control Center? Uh, yeah, my KID swallowed some glowstick fluid and I wanna make sure I'm not...errr, my kid isn't gonna die."

*grinds teeth*

*swigs water*

This is why I could never work at a poison control center. If a damn adult called saying he'd been drinking glow stick juice I'd be telling them that a mixture of bleach and ammonia is tasty.

/it's not tasty people

eddyatwork: This is why I could never work at a poison control center. If a damn adult called saying he'd been drinking glow stick juice I'd be telling them that a mixture of bleach and ammonia is tasty.

/it's not tasty people

But it smells so yum......erhdrurrrr *thud*

The_Sponge: You never go full retard. Damn it...now I'm really curious. Was the 45-year-old mentally handicapped, or just an idiot who did it on a dare?

Lay you 7 to 2 that alcohol was involved.

Needs more Darwin.

The_Sponge: Recipe for Predator blood:

Glow stick solution
KY Jelly

Predator blood?

Huh. All this time I was using it for something else.

I'll own up to it, although I never called poison control. It did make my mouth numb though.

vernonFL: The_Sponge: Recipe for Predator blood:

Glow stick solution
KY Jelly

Predator blood?

Huh. All this time I was using it for something else.

To illuminate your ass hole?

PumpUpDaFark: To illuminate your ass hole?

the light at the start of the tunnel

I didn't know so many Obama supporters were also glowstick enthusiasts?

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Yes, 43 calls mostly from worried mommies and daddies who thought their snowflake may have ingested some of the fluid after chewing on glow sticks is indicative of the collective intelligence of 308 million Americans.

Look in the toilet! Glow in the dark corn!

AmazinTim: I didn't know so many Obama supporters were also glowstick enthusiasts?

derp derp derp

did the dumbass tag pass out while on hold?

I can haz glow-in-the-dark poops?

vernonFL: The_Sponge: Recipe for Predator blood:

Glow stick solution
KY Jelly

Predator blood?

Huh. All this time I was using it for something else.


Yup.....that's what they used in the movie.

/But now you can have some real fun with it.

PumpUpDaFark: To illuminate your ass hole?

No, I was using it for figerpainting in the Sunday School class I teach.

Pervert.

Thisbymaster: Plus Empty Coke bottle

No idea why i just thought of that.

Nuka Cola Quantum FTW

pandabear: The_Sponge: You never go full retard. Damn it...now I'm really curious. Was the 45-year-old mentally handicapped, or just an idiot who did it on a dare?

Lay you 7 to 2 that alcohol was involved.


No doubt. I'm trying to think of all the stupid things I've done while drunk, and drinking something not fit for human consumption doesn't make the list.

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My stick just glowed a little in my pants.

How to have some nerd fun at home:

Put a black light next to some tonic water.

/Makes it glow.

That's nothing, you should see what hapens when you inject it:

OK, am I the only one wondering who the hell lets their 10 month to 6 yr old child chew on a glow stick?

"Hey, you got luciferin in my luciferase!"
"You got luciferase in my luciferin!"

MMmmmmmmm. Tastes like fireflies.

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My stick just glowed a little in my pants.

Shouldn't her teeth be glowing?

interested.
\obscure?

You know the 45 year old was all like "Bwahahahaha ... I will now drink the magic elixer and turn into a Frankenstein" and drinks it.

Then is wife is all like "OMG you dumb ass that's poison!!!".

The_Sponge: You never go full retard. Damn it...now I'm really curious. Was the 45-year-old mentally handicapped, or just an idiot who did it on a dare?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Jack was involved

ive accidentally broken a glowstick and then absent-mindedly put my finger in my mouth.

tastes horrible. how can anyone SWALLOW it?

/wide open for entendre

Isn't this how the ninja turtles became the ninja turtles?

The_Sponge: make me some tea: The_Sponge: FTFA:

While almost all the cases involved children - the youngest was a 10-month-old - the center did receive a call from one 45-year-old who had ingested glow-stick fluid, Banerji said.

i244.photobucket.com

More like a retard.


You never go full retard. Damn it...now I'm really curious. Was the 45-year-old mentally handicapped, or just an idiot who did it on a dare?

.

.
Yes

IdBeCrazyIf: The_Sponge: You never go full retard. Damn it...now I'm really curious. Was the 45-year-old mentally handicapped, or just an idiot who did it on a dare?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Jack was involved


Maybe.



"Did I just drink glow stick juice? Jäger."

eddyatwork: This is why I could never work at a poison control center. If a damn adult called saying he'd been drinking glow stick juice I'd be telling them that a mixture of bleach and ammonia is tasty.


The several times I've had to call poison control the operators wouldn't say anything more than "call 911", even for the most basic call.

/hand sanitizer & children do not go together well.

"While almost all the cases involved children - the youngest was a 10-month-old - the center did receive a call from one 45-year-old who had ingested glow-stick fluid, Banerji said."

Wow. 1/303,000,000 is a helluva representation of the collective "dumbness" of America.

How many of them were e-tarded highschool kids?