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According to an exhaustively-researched market study seeking a correlation between beer choice and personality type, Corona drinkers are "busy, energetic and extroverted," Blue Moonies are socially liberal, and Drew is a poseur. Uh-oh



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thomps
2009-11-02 12:49:06 PM


it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

 
ninjakirby
2009-11-02 12:51:01 PM


thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

Well if you don't mind helping me track down my vagina, I'd appreciate it, cause damn if I don't love Blue Moon.

 
thomps
2009-11-02 12:58:37 PM


ninjakirby: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

Well if you don't mind helping me track down my vagina, I'd appreciate it, cause damn if I don't love Blue Moon.


it's ok, i guess i just have a fundamental problem with people sticking bar fruit in my beer. and if i'm in the mood for a wheat beer i'll usually opt for a sunshine or boulevard.

 
Draconigena
2009-11-02 01:06:20 PM


Guess it was too difficult for them to lump Guinness drinkers together into one description, so they left it out.

 
thomps
2009-11-02 01:08:34 PM


Draconigena: Guess it was too difficult for them to lump Guinness drinkers together into one description, so they left it out.

guinness drinkers typically no longer respond to surveys since getting burned in that towel debacle.

 
MacEnvy
2009-11-02 01:13:55 PM


thomps: it's ok, i guess i just have a fundamental problem with people sticking bar fruit in my beer. and if i'm in the mood for a wheat beer i'll usually opt for a sunshine or boulevard.

You don't HAVE to get fruit in it, you know.

 
MacEnvy
2009-11-02 01:15:10 PM


thomps: Draconigena: Guess it was too difficult for them to lump Guinness drinkers together into one description, so they left it out.

guinness drinkers typically no longer respond to surveys since getting burned in that towel debacle.


More likely, Guinness drinking were busy on the toilet.

I always have to clean my toilet the day after I drink Guinness. I have no idea what makes the feces so ... sticky.

 
brigid_fitch
2009-11-02 01:17:21 PM


thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

 
thomps
2009-11-02 01:24:08 PM


brigid_fitch: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.


he sounds socially liberal.

/don't mean to present myself as a beer snob

 
Jamespoon
2009-11-02 01:32:32 PM


I'm a craft beer drinker... it's like they know me!

 
Sybarite
2009-11-02 01:38:36 PM


Jamespoon: I'm a craft beer drinker... it's like they know me!


This group is more likely to spend time thinking about beer rather than work.



Me too.

 
brigid_fitch
2009-11-02 01:42:55 PM


thomps: brigid_fitch: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

he sounds socially liberal.

/don't mean to present myself as a beer snob


Nah, you didn't come off as a beer snob. Just sexist.

/kidding
//any my friend who drinks Blue Moon is most definitely a Republican. In all other aspects, though, he's a very intelligent & rational person.

 
thomps
2009-11-02 01:49:56 PM


brigid_fitch: thomps: brigid_fitch: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

he sounds socially liberal.

/don't mean to present myself as a beer snob

Nah, you didn't come off as a beer snob. Just sexist.

/kidding
//any my friend who drinks Blue Moon is most definitely a Republican. In all other aspects, though, he's a very intelligent & rational person.


oh, well sexist i can handle. i might just be working with a biased sample group because in college the only beer my gf and her friends drank was wheat beers (usually blue moon).

 
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
2009-11-02 02:33:50 PM


Corona is NOT beer.

Blue Moon is closer to beer.

 
hockeyfarker
2009-11-02 02:34:01 PM


I'm Canadian and even I don't think you needed the extra 'u' in that headline, subby.

 
nlscb
2009-11-02 02:35:57 PM


Blue Moonies are socially liberal

Man, they are going to have conniptions when they find out how conservative the Coors Family is.

/and Molson being Anti-Union

 
nlscb
2009-11-02 02:37:50 PM


I drink The Beast and Nattie Light - what does that say about me?

/I have a mullet and drive an iroc-z?

 
BostonFarker
2009-11-02 02:42:49 PM


My theory of beer.

If you can see through it (with relative ease) its not beer. (with a very few exceptions.)

I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

 
RockIsDead
2009-11-02 02:45:51 PM


My beer is so obscure even I haven't heard of it.

 
1derful
2009-11-02 02:46:21 PM


I like Guinness and Lowenbrau.

 
zedster
2009-11-02 02:47:12 PM


legalbeer.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

what does this say about me?

 
thomps
2009-11-02 02:48:22 PM


zedster: what does this say about me?

i was up in wisconsin visiting friends a few months ago and ran into spotted cow - pretty good little beer.

 
bstud
2009-11-02 02:49:57 PM


For all you Blue Moon drinkers out there I have a suggestion to make...

beeradvocate.com

 
deebee230
2009-11-02 02:51:00 PM


BostonFarker: I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

Rip on em, but they are more likely to have three or more flat panel TVs...so they got that going for them.

 
cameroncrazy1984
2009-11-02 02:53:09 PM


BostonFarker: My theory of beer.

If you can see through it (with relative ease) its not beer. (with a very few exceptions.)

I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.


So, you have a problem with me drinking Pilsner Urquell or Stella Artois?

 
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