it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

Well if you don't mind helping me track down my vagina, I'd appreciate it, cause damn if I don't love Blue Moon.

ninjakirby: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

Well if you don't mind helping me track down my vagina, I'd appreciate it, cause damn if I don't love Blue Moon.

it's ok, i guess i just have a fundamental problem with people sticking bar fruit in my beer. and if i'm in the mood for a wheat beer i'll usually opt for a sunshine or boulevard.

Guess it was too difficult for them to lump Guinness drinkers together into one description, so they left it out.

Draconigena: Guess it was too difficult for them to lump Guinness drinkers together into one description, so they left it out.

guinness drinkers typically no longer respond to surveys since getting burned in that towel debacle.

thomps: it's ok, i guess i just have a fundamental problem with people sticking bar fruit in my beer. and if i'm in the mood for a wheat beer i'll usually opt for a sunshine or boulevard.

You don't HAVE to get fruit in it, you know.

thomps: Draconigena: Guess it was too difficult for them to lump Guinness drinkers together into one description, so they left it out.

guinness drinkers typically no longer respond to surveys since getting burned in that towel debacle.

More likely, Guinness drinking were busy on the toilet.

I always have to clean my toilet the day after I drink Guinness. I have no idea what makes the feces so ... sticky.

thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

brigid_fitch: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

he sounds socially liberal.

/don't mean to present myself as a beer snob

I'm a craft beer drinker... it's like they know me!

Jamespoon: I'm a craft beer drinker... it's like they know me!


This group is more likely to spend time thinking about beer rather than work.


Me too.

thomps: brigid_fitch: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

he sounds socially liberal.

/don't mean to present myself as a beer snob

Nah, you didn't come off as a beer snob. Just sexist.

/kidding
//any my friend who drinks Blue Moon is most definitely a Republican. In all other aspects, though, he's a very intelligent & rational person.

brigid_fitch: thomps: brigid_fitch: thomps: it's been my experience that if you drink blue moon, you are probably a woman.

A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

he sounds socially liberal.

/don't mean to present myself as a beer snob

Nah, you didn't come off as a beer snob. Just sexist.

/kidding
//any my friend who drinks Blue Moon is most definitely a Republican. In all other aspects, though, he's a very intelligent & rational person.

oh, well sexist i can handle. i might just be working with a biased sample group because in college the only beer my gf and her friends drank was wheat beers (usually blue moon).

Corona is NOT beer.

Blue Moon is closer to beer.

I'm Canadian and even I don't think you needed the extra 'u' in that headline, subby.

Blue Moonies are socially liberal

Man, they are going to have conniptions when they find out how conservative the Coors Family is.

/and Molson being Anti-Union

I drink The Beast and Nattie Light - what does that say about me?

/I have a mullet and drive an iroc-z?

My theory of beer.

If you can see through it (with relative ease) its not beer. (with a very few exceptions.)

I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

My beer is so obscure even I haven't heard of it.

I like Guinness and Lowenbrau.

what does this say about me?

zedster: what does this say about me?

i was up in wisconsin visiting friends a few months ago and ran into spotted cow - pretty good little beer.

For all you Blue Moon drinkers out there I have a suggestion to make...

BostonFarker: I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

Rip on em, but they are more likely to have three or more flat panel TVs...so they got that going for them.

BostonFarker: My theory of beer.

If you can see through it (with relative ease) its not beer. (with a very few exceptions.)

I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

So, you have a problem with me drinking Pilsner Urquell or Stella Artois?

I drink Yuengling. This means I'm a blue-collar Steelers fan with a job at the mill.

cameroncrazy1984: BostonFarker: My theory of beer.

If you can see through it (with relative ease) its not beer. (with a very few exceptions.)

I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

So, you have a problem with me drinking Pilsner Urquell or Stella Artois?

stella has always tasted skunky to me, but that might result from the fact that i've only drank it at hipster dive bars.

RockIsDead: My beer is so obscure even I haven't heard of it.

Oh yeah, well, I don't even know what beer is! That's how farking cool I am.

In any case, I liked this line about craft beer from TFA:

This group is more likely to spend time thinking about beer rather than work.

I also loved the seemingly random categorizations, to the point where I wondered if this is satire. The five pairs of sneakers thing, in particular.

I drink anything and everything. I drank a few Left Hand IPAs at the bar last night, and then pounded some High Life for dessert.

Saturday I drank off a keg of something. I don't ask when it's free.

Friday I drank some pumpkin beer, and ended the night with Stella.

I'd say I'm most like the "craft beer" personality, but I'm even more easy-going in that I don't mind if what I'm drinking isn't a craft beer.

thomps: zedster: what does this say about me?

i was up in wisconsin visiting friends a few months ago and ran into spotted cow - pretty good little beer.

that's almost akin to talking good about Farve

Spotted Cow is a damn good beer, I always want to smack my fellow college students when I see them drink coors or bud. We are in Wisconsin, we have so much good cheap local beer. Hell PBR is better then bud and the same price here

cameroncrazy1984: BostonFarker: My theory of beer.

If you can see through it (with relative ease) its not beer. (with a very few exceptions.)

I'm talking to you donkey piss (Corona) drinkers.

So, you have a problem with me drinking Pilsner Urquell or Stella Artois?

"The Exceptions^TM" ~an excerpt
-Stella Artois
-Pilsner Urquell
-St Paulie Girl
-Sierra Nevada

So you can split beer drinkers into Pale Ale, Low-Cal Pale Ale, Pale Ale, Lager, and Wheat Beer and that's it? That's all the choices? No dunkels? No stouts? No nut browns? No seasonals? Not even a Guiness?

And thanks for the assumption that if you drink a Blue Moon, you're being tricked. Hey Ad-age, do you know that if you buy a Budweiser or a Coors you're drinking an import? Ha! They pulled the wool over your eyes.

I don't always drink donkey piss, but when I do I prefer Corona.

tricycleracer: I drink Yuengling. This means I'm a blue-collar Steelers fan with a job at the mill.

If you drink Yuengling it means you went to a small liberal arts college in Pennsylvania.

100% of people are pretentious arseholes.

What about us Old Milwaukee drinkers?

zedster: what does this say about me?

I'm right there with you on the Smithwick's. I like Bass and Newcastle Brown Ale as well, but lately I keep coming back to the Smithwick's. I don't want a beer so obscure I can't find it anywhere (and Smithwick's kinda flirts with that- it isn't exactly common), so I usually don't bother with microbrews, but I do want my beer to have some taste. Preferably pleasing taste.

Another Government Employee: What about us Old Milwaukee drinkers?

That's the beer that tastes as great as its name. Because what sounds greater than old Milwaukee?

zedster: what does this say about me?

You steal glasses from bars?

/s'ok, I've got a cupboard full of 'em.

Hubby likes Smithwicks or Sam.

I like Stella or Yuengling.

He both on occasion drink Chimay or other Belgian beers.

I think this says we are yuppies :-p

/the first word I could ever read was "Becks", my dad's fave beer at the time

Hmmm... I have disagree with the craft drinker personification.
Missing deadlines is not something I can afford.

Sierra-Nevada for the win!
Living four miles from the brewery helps though.
I can usually get the good stuff (Pale Ale, Torpedo) for $6.59 a six-pack, usually less than the piss-water "brews".

Although, my father still suggests that my beer could be used as a machine oil substitute... But he drinks Bud and Rolling Rock.

karmaceutical: 100% of people are pretentious arseholes.

Who are you that you are so learned in the ways of statistical analysis?

akula: I'm right there with you on the Smithwick's. I like Bass and Newcastle Brown Ale as well, but lately I keep coming back to the Smithwick's. I don't want a beer so obscure I can't find it anywhere (and Smithwick's kinda flirts with that- it isn't exactly common), so I usually don't bother with microbrews, but I do want my beer to have some taste. Preferably pleasing taste.

My problem is that I want to try everything, too many beers, not enough time. At what point will I finally say "this is my beer" and buy it regularly?

If you like Newcastle, Carolina Nut Brown Ale is something to behold. Good luck finding it.

Doctor Jan Itor: I don't always drink donkey piss, but when I do I prefer Corona.

It really is bad beer... hence the requirement that it be consumed with a lime.

brigid_fitch: A friend of mine who is a total beer snob drinks Blue Moon all the time. Although he does yell at me when I put an orange slice in mine.

My buddy has a well-maintained kegerator and when I last visited his house I enjoyed the best Blue Moon draugts of my life, which easily ranked among the best beers I've ever had. I kid you not, the pristinely-clean piping and a lucky keg made this beer transcendent. No fruit involved.

For the record that distinction puts it in league with Aventinus, Spaten Optimator, and many other beers that snobs on here have creamed over that currently escape me.

The chocolate ESB homebrew I have in my fridge is much better than any beer you could ever even think about posting here.
/snobasaurus rex
//still drinks whatever beer is in front of me. Any beer is better than no beer.

not the most interesting article in the world...


/does not approve

Linoleum_Blownapart: So you can split beer drinkers into Pale Ale, Low-Cal Pale Ale, Pale Ale, Lager, and Wheat Beer and that's it? That's all the choices? No dunkels? No stouts? No nut browns? No seasonals? Not even a Guiness?

And thanks for the assumption that if you drink a Blue Moon, you're being tricked. Hey Ad-age, do you know that if you buy a Budweiser or a Coors you're drinking an import? Ha! They pulled the wool over your eyes.

You sir do not know what a pale ale is. You should be shot for calling Budweiser a pale ale. please DIAF.

//craft beer drinker

tricycleracer: I drink Yuengling. This means I'm a blue-collar Steelers fan with a job at the mill.

LIAR! Steelers fans drink the IC.

I'm going to side with Michael Jackson and say that Corona is the single worst beer on the planet. If you enjoy this beer, it's because you've told yourself that it's good in spite of reality. Draw your own conclusions on "personal type".