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Much like your mom's vagina, Martian soil is hospitible to exotic forms of bacteria



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timujin
2009-11-02 12:59:29 PM


This is surprising why? Bacteria survived nearly three years of exposure to outer space. When parts of Surveyor 3 were brought back by the astronauts on the Apollo 12 mission they had living bacteria on them.

 
jonasborg
2009-11-02 01:04:06 PM


Zing!

 
ninjakirby
2009-11-02 01:04:52 PM


some of the strains of bacteria were shown to survive up to 28 hours under these conditions

Not exactly what I was thinking when I heard "hospitable"

 
smeag0l
2009-11-02 01:21:02 PM


Mom vagina's are loose, car keys you lose.

 
wildsnowllama
2009-11-02 01:23:40 PM


Translation: We've most likely contaminated Mars...

/oops

 
Hector Remarkable
2009-11-02 01:25:28 PM


Lots of headlines these days seem to begin with "Much like your Mom's vagina...".

 
imgod2u
2009-11-02 01:25:46 PM


Low blow man. Low blow.

 
make me some tea
2009-11-02 01:26:57 PM


Subby, your FACE harbors exotic forms of bacteria!

 
BlorfMaster
2009-11-02 01:30:24 PM


I just had lunch and the headline made my stomach roll a little.

 
timujin
2009-11-02 01:33:45 PM


wildsnowllama: Translation: We've most likely contaminated Mars...

/oops


Not at all, we* have been very careful since figuring out that such things can survive interplanetary travel. The interesting thing here is that if we can show that it's hospitable to bacteria, then there's a good chance some will be there.

* by we, I mean the U.S., I make no such claims for Russia's Mars 2 and Mars 3 probes.

 
Lou Stoolz
2009-11-02 01:37:55 PM


fark you, subby! I just gave my mom a douche this morning.

 
Archae hippy
2009-11-02 01:38:18 PM


FTFA linked to by Slashdot:

Galletta's team found that the vegetative cells of the bacteria died after only a few minutes

Vegetative cells of Bacillus are the growing, metabolically active forms. Only the spores could "survive", and then only 28 days. Spores survive millenia on earth.

 
Sangi
2009-11-02 01:50:40 PM


Archae hippy: Only the spores could "survive", and then only 28 days.

And then, 28 days later...

 
CVGScorch
2009-11-02 01:52:20 PM


AHAHAA AHAHAHA!

Subby wins 1 intarnets.

I've NEVER heard this joke before! NEVER! OMG it's so damn FUNNY!!!!

/sigh

 
indarwinsshadow
2009-11-02 02:04:07 PM


Gee. Such a clever headline. For an 8 year old.


//your momma went out with J.J. and platform shoes

 
Fano
2009-11-02 02:12:38 PM


indarwinsshadow: Gee. Such a clever headline. For an 8 year old.


//your momma went out with J.J. and platform shoes


I hear yo momma so fat, she once, twice, three times a lady.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2009-11-02 02:20:54 PM


What passes for clever headlines these days is pretty damn sorry.

 
Zombalupagus
2009-11-02 02:56:46 PM


What passes for links these days is pretty damn sorry.

PROTIP: Try linking to the actual article rather than a site that only has the first paragraph of the article.

 
DubyaHater
2009-11-02 03:20:56 PM


CVGScorch: AHAHAA AHAHAHA!

Subby wins 1 intarnets.

I've NEVER heard this joke before! NEVER! OMG it's so damn FUNNY!!!!

/sigh


Fark you, I laughed. I always enjoy a good mom joke.

 
stickintehmud
2009-11-02 03:42:10 PM


DubyaHater: CVGScorch: AHAHAA AHAHAHA!

Subby wins 1 intarnets.

I've NEVER heard this joke before! NEVER! OMG it's so damn FUNNY!!!!

/sigh

Fark you, I laughed. I always enjoy a good mom joke.


I always enjoy a good your mom.

 
jbrooks544
2009-11-02 03:42:13 PM


Lots of hate for an headline that made me guffaw.

 
Wook
2009-11-02 03:50:09 PM


Subby, you seem to have offended the leets. +1 for crassness

 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2009-11-02 03:55:52 PM


paging gorgor

"mom's vagina"

 
bumkusfiveal
2009-11-02 04:04:33 PM


loved the headline

 
D135
2009-11-02 04:14:04 PM


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