Wearing a wig while hopped up on meth is no way to go through a Grand Slam, son.

The more I hear about his autobiography, the more convinced I become that it's one epic troll to see how many tabloid newspapers will bite.

He ended up happily married with kids to...


So pity him, I will not!

Translation: BUY MY BOOK!

I don't care about tennis, or celebrity gossip, but in the early 90's he epitomized much that I hated in the world. Namely, bad hair and goofy clothes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I never would have imagined this day would come!

I used to HATE this guy when I was young cuz all my female cousins and girls at school and all women used to love this guy and his HAIR !!!

I actually liked him better once he started shaving his head. Now I like him even better now.

Can anyone find a good pic where you can clearly see his toupee.

I knew it! My full head of luscious hair and my lack of a meth habit are holding me back!

/fark you andre
//fark you right in your eye

Andre has nothing on Brett Michaels who wears a wig/banadana/hat combo on his TV show.

And hot women actually fight to be with him. What a farce.

Clarence Potter: He ended up happily married with kids to...


So pity him, I will not!

Agreed...

...and nice picture. Giggity.

Image is everything

JC

Except if you're a balding, short guy...oh wait

JC

He was a member of Hair Club for Men - it wasn't that big of a secret.

Best return of serve in the game, he had.

Andre, you prolly think this thread is about you.

My god! Everything this man does is a lie, and it's tearing my life apart¹!

1-Who the fark really cares about this Mr. Clean lookalike?

He could have had any hair he wanted, so he went with a mullet.

PYROY: He could have had any hair he wanted, so he went with a mullet.

Probably the easiest to hide

"DOY!!!"

"Ooooffffffffffffffff!"

I would have watched more tennis if I thought that, that would have happened...

so to review:

1. people freak out about going bald
2. athletes like drugs
3. agassi prefers the word plughole over drain.

jaggspb: so to review:

1. people freak out about going bald
2. athletes like drugs
3. agassi prefers the word plughole over drain.

This is relevant to his interests.

//Enjoyed watching Agassi play.

This looks wigged. I can tell from the headband and having seen a few wigs in my time.

Jamie Cullum approves of wearing a bad wig to get the hot chick.