Wearing a wig while hopped up on meth is no way to go through a Grand Slam, son.

The more I hear about his autobiography, the more convinced I become that it's one epic troll to see how many tabloid newspapers will bite.

He ended up happily married with kids to...


So pity him, I will not!

Translation: BUY MY BOOK!

I don't care about tennis, or celebrity gossip, but in the early 90's he epitomized much that I hated in the world. Namely, bad hair and goofy clothes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I never would have imagined this day would come!

I used to HATE this guy when I was young cuz all my female cousins and girls at school and all women used to love this guy and his HAIR !!!

I actually liked him better once he started shaving his head. Now I like him even better now.

Can anyone find a good pic where you can clearly see his toupee.

I knew it! My full head of luscious hair and my lack of a meth habit are holding me back!

/fark you andre
//fark you right in your eye

Andre has nothing on Brett Michaels who wears a wig/banadana/hat combo on his TV show.

And hot women actually fight to be with him. What a farce.

Clarence Potter: He ended up happily married with kids to...


So pity him, I will not!

Agreed...

...and nice picture. Giggity.

Image is everything

JC

Except if you're a balding, short guy...oh wait

JC

He was a member of Hair Club for Men - it wasn't that big of a secret.

Best return of serve in the game, he had.

Andre, you prolly think this thread is about you.

My god! Everything this man does is a lie, and it's tearing my life apart¹!

1-Who the fark really cares about this Mr. Clean lookalike?

He could have had any hair he wanted, so he went with a mullet.

PYROY: He could have had any hair he wanted, so he went with a mullet.

Probably the easiest to hide

"DOY!!!"

"Ooooffffffffffffffff!"

I would have watched more tennis if I thought that, that would have happened...

so to review:

1. people freak out about going bald
2. athletes like drugs
3. agassi prefers the word plughole over drain.

jaggspb: so to review:

1. people freak out about going bald
2. athletes like drugs
3. agassi prefers the word plughole over drain.

This is relevant to his interests.

//Enjoyed watching Agassi play.

This looks wigged. I can tell from the headband and having seen a few wigs in my time.

Jamie Cullum approves of wearing a bad wig to get the hot chick.

fag.

/it's okay, we're taking it back.

I don't understand how a guy with no hair can use bobby pins to hold down a toupee during the French Open? I would think a hot glue gun or stapler would have been the only viable solution?

//it's real to me, damnit!!

He could have used some of the hair from Brooke's eyebrows to make a super cool rug?

that was a wig?!?!

I like how to illustrate their point, the website only shows a picture of him bald.

If all of the stuff in his book is true, this guy was farked in the head.

little big man: I don't understand how a guy with no hair can use bobby pins to hold down a toupee during the French Open? I would think a hot glue gun or stapler would have been the only viable solution?

//it's real to me, damnit!!

I used to have a boss that wore the worst....toupee...ever....(I called it the Hell Toupee). It was coarse and gray and dead looking, like squirrel roadkill, and his real hair, around the edges, was normal, silver hair. It was really hard not to look him straight in the hair when you saw him. The guy had lots of money - he could have afforded to join the Hair Club for Men and at least try to do it right. Once he was standing next to me while I sat at my desk. I could see up under his bangs and it looked like he held it on with double-sided carpet tape.

I'm married to a guy with the same (current) 'do as Agassi, and I much prefer it to a combover or silly wig.

freetomato: little big man: I don't understand how a guy with no hair can use bobby pins to hold down a toupee during the French Open? I would think a hot glue gun or stapler would have been the only viable solution?

//it's real to me, damnit!!

I used to have a boss that wore the worst....toupee...ever....(I called it the Hell Toupee). It was coarse and gray and dead looking, like squirrel roadkill, and his real hair, around the edges, was normal, silver hair. It was really hard not to look him straight in the hair when you saw him. The guy had lots of money - he could have afforded to join the Hair Club for Men and at least try to do it right. Once he was standing next to me while I sat at my desk. I could see up under his bangs and it looked like he held it on with double-sided carpet tape.

I'm married to a guy with the same (current) 'do as Agassi, and I much prefer it to a combover or silly wig.

You worked for Jim Trafficant?

So I suppose now he'll be stripped of all his titles and banned from anything like a hall of fame.

Bobby and Guy approve

I really can't imagine how someone goes around wearing a wig. Even a woman, it seems so odd to me. I'm thinning a bit and I guess it's nearing the point where it will become obvious, but I'll be damned if I ever wear a piece. I'm not going the Rogaine route either, Fark that. It is what it is, It's even long and I intend to keep it that way to whatever hideous outcome that may entail.

Approves.