I think headlines that cap the puns have already gone to POT - they give me the NEEDLE and are in VEIN so I am hardly in ECSTASY about it.

colinspooky: I think headlines that cap the puns have already gone to POT - they give me the NEEDLE and are in VEIN so I am hardly in ECSTASY about it.

So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Well, he isn't going to have any money until he gets his reality TV show.

ICE what you did.

What a DOPE.

He just wants to crank up the engine and race again.

METH injection kits on ebay. Engine runs cooler. Link (new window)

Jeremy Mayfield should have a decent amount of money, unless he blew it all on meth (which if he did, it wasn't just for him because he'd be a shriveled up corpse). He made over 30 million in winnings, and even after you take out what went to the team and his crew, and then add his driver salary on top of that, I can't see how he couldn't pay a lawyer. Of course Mayfield was always sort of a douche on the track, and probably a douche off of it as well.

But I will say that the #12 team would be better off with a methed-up Mayfield driving it again than David "sideways" Stremme destroying the car every week.

Passive Aggressive Larry: Jeremy Mayfield should have a decent amount of money, unless he blew it all on meth (which if he did, it wasn't just for him because he'd be a shriveled up corpse). He made over 30 million in winnings, and even after you take out what went to the team and his crew, and then add his driver salary on top of that, I can't see how he couldn't pay a lawyer.

He spent it all on his own race team.

Is it just me, or have there been more Jeremy Mayfield threads green-lit than all other NASCAR threads put together?

yequalsy: Is it just me, or have there been more Jeremy Mayfield threads green-lit than all other NASCAR threads put together?

He almost makes NASCAR interesting.

I don't get IT.

What's THE pun?

/CAPS lock

LarryDan43: ICE what you did.

Someone say ice?

/never gets old

Passive Aggressive Larry: Jeremy Mayfield should have a decent amount of money, unless he blew it all on meth (which if he did, it wasn't just for him because he'd be a shriveled up corpse). He made over 30 million in winnings, and even after you take out what went to the team and his crew, and then add his driver salary on top of that, I can't see how he couldn't pay a lawyer. Of course Mayfield was always sort of a douche on the track, and probably a douche off of it as well.

But I will say that the #12 team would be better off with a methed-up Mayfield driving it again than David "sideways" Stremme destroying the car every week.

Well he did have to pay a lot of money to his ex-wife. The one that married him when he wasn't a hot shot Cup driver. She was slightly over weight and not as purdy as the one that will probably be leaving him soon. He decided he needed an upgrade once his Cup career got going and paid her to go away.

My favorite part of the article...
Diehl wished Mayfield luck with his case, but said, "I'm going to get paid."

Passive Aggressive Larry: Jeremy Mayfield should have a decent amount of money, unless he blew it all on meth (which if he did, it wasn't just for him because he'd be a shriveled up corpse). He made over 30 million in winnings, and even after you take out what went to the team and his crew, and then add his driver salary on top of that, I can't see how he couldn't pay a lawyer. Of course Mayfield was always sort of a douche on the track, and probably a douche off of it as well.

But I will say that the #12 team would be better off with a methed-up Mayfield driving it again than David "sideways" Stremme destroying the car every week.

Nah, Mayfield can just go away...he lost the ability to be competitive years ago when his ego ballooned. Keselowski is deservedly taking over the #12 next year and Stremme can go take up space in the Nationwide Series or something.

haha DRUGS

All of them need to GO AWAY. NECKAR needs to pay Mayfield off, Mayfield needs to promise to STFU and go buy a track in East Bumfark where he can do whatever the fark he wants.

FTFA: Diehl, whose fee is $1,000 per hour,

You have got to be shaitting me