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1 million bottles of beer on the wall, 1 million bottles of beer, take one down... I said one not all of them



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bigpeeler
2009-11-02 10:09:00 AM


Video delivers. Big time.

 
UberDave
2009-11-02 10:15:39 AM


Holy crap! I would say that single beam on the end is a weak point...

 
R.A.Danny
2009-11-02 10:20:00 AM


You would almost expect a Red Cross cleanup crew to show up.

 
Pud
2009-11-02 10:25:02 AM


That's coming out of you're paycheck Bucko

 
Pud
2009-11-02 10:26:29 AM


Pud: That's coming out of you're your paycheck Bucko

/ftfm

 
AbiNormal
2009-11-02 11:03:26 AM


Pud: Pud: That's coming out of you're your paycheck life insurance Bucko

/ftfm


FTFY

 
Ball of Confusion
2009-11-02 11:04:23 AM


UberDave: Holy crap! I would say that single beam on the endmoran on the fork lift is a weak point...

ftfy.

 
Mr. Slippyfist
2009-11-02 11:05:45 AM


I almost lost patience and gave up but then the video delivered like few videos have delivered. That was fantastic.

 
Earguy
2009-11-02 11:12:06 AM


Lucy, you have some 'splainin' to do...

 
Little_Dictator
2009-11-02 11:14:32 AM


Reminds me of those videos where the person is apparently trying to back out of a store parking lot, and goes full speed through the the wall and into the cashier counter. I can't imagine how slow the thought processes must be to keep a person from going "Holy crap, I'm moving too fast!" and immediately slamming on the brakes.

 
Transpogue
2009-11-02 11:17:53 AM


Was the dude ok in the end?

I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...

/vid did indeed deliver

 
SpinStopper
2009-11-02 11:29:07 AM


Transpogue: Was the dude ok in the end?

I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...

/vid did indeed deliver


Another article about the same video said that everybody was okay, except that one guy got "punched in the leg", whatever that means.

Silly Russian forklift drivers ;)

 
crazycooter
2009-11-02 11:55:04 AM


FAKE. that was a viral video for the fork lift roll cage company.

 
Rock_Strongo
2009-11-02 12:34:22 PM


how was everyone ok in that? i thoguht i'd just seen the first Fark snuff vid.

 
Phideaux
2009-11-02 12:36:44 PM


Transpogue: Was the dude ok in the end?

I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...



He's Russian so I assume he just drank his way out.

 
ShadowWolf
2009-11-02 12:40:21 PM


Phideaux: Transpogue: Was the dude ok in the end?

I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...


He's Russian so I assume he just drank his way out.


This.

 
puckhead
2009-11-02 12:42:39 PM


crazycooter: FAKE. that was a viral video for the fork lift roll cage company.

has to be. one shelf coming down isn't going to collapse the racks on the other side. It's well done, though.
[ tower seven tinfoil hat goes here ]

 
dai the flu
2009-11-02 01:05:43 PM


puckhead: crazycooter: FAKE. that was a viral video for the fork lift roll cage company.

has to be. one shelf coming down isn't going to collapse the racks on the other side. It's well done, though.
[ tower seven tinfoil hat goes here ]


There's no WAY a forklift could generate enough speed to do that much damage. However a simultaneous controlled detonation can account for the precise nature of the collapse. All that alcohol would have washed away the evidence, the perfect crime....

 
Mr. Slippyfist
2009-11-02 01:17:53 PM


dai the flu: There's no WAY a forklift could generate enough speed to do that much damage. However a simultaneous controlled detonation can account for the precise nature of the collapse. All that alcohol would have washed away the evidence, the perfect crime....

I have gone ahead and created my own experiment to see if the "forklift" explanation holds up.

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As you can clearly see, the structure remains intact. Thus confirms our suspicions that the Freemasons run the world.

 
This is my boomstick
2009-11-02 01:29:38 PM


1 million bottle of beer all destroyed at once? I knew I felt a great disturbance in the force.

 
bumkusfiveal
2009-11-02 01:29:42 PM


dude is jacked up if not dead.

/can you pick up a coin with a forklift?

 
mason4300
2009-11-02 01:34:52 PM


Obligatory. (new window)

 
ElCommunisto
2009-11-02 01:41:51 PM


mason4300: Obligatory. (new window)

Beat me to it. Staplerfahrer Klaus is indeed obligatory in any thread related to a forklift.

The German narration makes it twice as funny. Skip to about two minutes in for the start of teh lulz.

 
pacmanner
2009-11-02 02:20:54 PM


I used to work at Sams Club back in the 90s and I used to have to drive a forklift every farking day. Those pallet racks aren't very sturdy. The bottoms are only held in place by screws that aren't that big. Don't know what the guy did to reverse so fast but that sure was farked up.

 
Little_Dictator
2009-11-02 02:29:56 PM


Also, who knows if the racks were overloaded (weight-wise) or not, or replaced on a regular basis. Over time, the metal can stress and start to bend. The only safe assumption I will make is that if that driver lived through this, he's out on the streets looking for a new job.

 
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