Reminds me of those videos where the person is apparently trying to back out of a store parking lot, and goes full speed through the the wall and into the cashier counter. I can't imagine how slow the thought processes must be to keep a person from going "Holy crap, I'm moving too fast!" and immediately slamming on the brakes.
puckhead:crazycooter: FAKE. that was a viral video for the fork lift roll cage company.
has to be. one shelf coming down isn't going to collapse the racks on the other side. It's well done, though. [ tower seven tinfoil hat goes here ]
There's no WAY a forklift could generate enough speed to do that much damage. However a simultaneous controlled detonation can account for the precise nature of the collapse. All that alcohol would have washed away the evidence, the perfect crime....
dai the flu:There's no WAY a forklift could generate enough speed to do that much damage. However a simultaneous controlled detonation can account for the precise nature of the collapse. All that alcohol would have washed away the evidence, the perfect crime....
I have gone ahead and created my own experiment to see if the "forklift" explanation holds up.
As you can clearly see, the structure remains intact. Thus confirms our suspicions that the Freemasons run the world.
I used to work at Sams Club back in the 90s and I used to have to drive a forklift every farking day. Those pallet racks aren't very sturdy. The bottoms are only held in place by screws that aren't that big. Don't know what the guy did to reverse so fast but that sure was farked up.
Also, who knows if the racks were overloaded (weight-wise) or not, or replaced on a regular basis. Over time, the metal can stress and start to bend. The only safe assumption I will make is that if that driver lived through this, he's out on the streets looking for a new job.
bigpeeler
2009-11-02 10:09:00 AM
UberDave
2009-11-02 10:15:39 AM
R.A.Danny
2009-11-02 10:20:00 AM
Pud
2009-11-02 10:25:02 AM
Pud
2009-11-02 10:26:29 AM
you'reyour paycheck Bucko/ftfm
AbiNormal
2009-11-02 11:03:26 AM
you'reyourpaychecklife insurance Bucko/ftfm
FTFY
Ball of Confusion
2009-11-02 11:04:23 AM
single beam on the endmoran on the fork lift is a weak point...ftfy.
Mr. Slippyfist
2009-11-02 11:05:45 AM
Earguy
2009-11-02 11:12:06 AM
Little_Dictator
2009-11-02 11:14:32 AM
Transpogue
2009-11-02 11:17:53 AM
I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...
/vid did indeed deliver
SpinStopper
2009-11-02 11:29:07 AM
I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...
/vid did indeed deliver
Another article about the same video said that everybody was okay, except that one guy got "punched in the leg", whatever that means.
Silly Russian forklift drivers ;)
crazycooter
2009-11-02 11:55:04 AM
Rock_Strongo
2009-11-02 12:34:22 PM
Phideaux
2009-11-02 12:36:44 PM
I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...
He's Russian so I assume he just drank his way out.
ShadowWolf
2009-11-02 12:40:21 PM
I'm going to be optimistic and assume he was, since the vid was posted and all...
He's Russian so I assume he just drank his way out.
This.
puckhead
2009-11-02 12:42:39 PM
has to be. one shelf coming down isn't going to collapse the racks on the other side. It's well done, though.
[ tower seven tinfoil hat goes here ]
dai the flu
2009-11-02 01:05:43 PM
has to be. one shelf coming down isn't going to collapse the racks on the other side. It's well done, though.
[ tower seven tinfoil hat goes here ]
There's no WAY a forklift could generate enough speed to do that much damage. However a simultaneous controlled detonation can account for the precise nature of the collapse. All that alcohol would have washed away the evidence, the perfect crime....
Mr. Slippyfist
2009-11-02 01:17:53 PM
I have gone ahead and created my own experiment to see if the "forklift" explanation holds up.
As you can clearly see, the structure remains intact. Thus confirms our suspicions that the Freemasons run the world.
This is my boomstick
2009-11-02 01:29:38 PM
bumkusfiveal
2009-11-02 01:29:42 PM
/can you pick up a coin with a forklift?
mason4300
2009-11-02 01:34:52 PM
ElCommunisto
2009-11-02 01:41:51 PM
Beat me to it. Staplerfahrer Klaus is indeed obligatory in any thread related to a forklift.
The German narration makes it twice as funny. Skip to about two minutes in for the start of teh lulz.
pacmanner
2009-11-02 02:20:54 PM
Little_Dictator
2009-11-02 02:29:56 PM