That's not a good job for an NFL quarterback, that's a good job for an Oakland Raiders quarterback. When nobody else will work for Al Davis, that's the best you can expect.

We'd be hoisting the guy on our shoulders if he was a Cleveland QB...


/just saying

He's completely delusional. Must have been all that Halloween candy.

Subby leaves out the interception and the fumble.

Hey, he got more yards and as many touchdowns as the whole Miami offense yesterday.

Of course, they won.

I love this kid and I love Al Davis for signing him. Never die Al. Or at least never decompose.

DamnYankees: Subby leaves out the interception and the fumble.

Why do you have to be so negative, man?

Um, the headline says AND ONE INTERCEPTION.

HaywoodJablonski: Um, the headline says AND ONE INTERCEPTION.

Good point. Such it, Damn Yankees.

HaywoodJablonski: Um, the headline says AND ONE INTERCEPTION.

The mods EDITED IT.

/capitalization is fun

TFA: "I thought he did some really good things that way today," Oakland head coach Tom Cable said...

...and then he promptly turned around and punched his secretary in the face.

But he raised his QB rating to 48.3.

My grandmother could get a 48.3. And she's been dead for 20 years.

Try the waitress, tip your veal.

I have to admit, I have not seen the Browns play offense this year. The few times I've flipped over to a Browns game they were playing defense. Does Derek Anderson look as inept as Jamarcus? I know his rating is worse, but does it seem like it?

It's hard to be a Raiders fan.

The problem here is obviously the coaching staff. Al Davis has provided this team with top-notch receivers, one of the best offensive lines in the NFL, and a QB that would be a multiple-Superbowl MVP on any other team. All the coaches this decade though have stubbornly clung to their outdated, ineffective methods and rebelled against Mr. Davis out of sheer spite and jealousy. If they can ever find the right coach that will just listen and use the tools given to him, the dynasty will be reborn and the path to the Lombardi Trophy will run through Oakland once again.

I was at Giants Stadium a few weeks ago when the Raiders came to play.

Well SOME of them came to play. Not that fat piece of crap they have at QB. He's dreadful.

/as are the Jints the past few weeks, I know, I know.

//believe me, I KNOW.

DamnYankees: I have to admit, I have not seen the Browns play offense this year. The few times I've flipped over to a Browns game they were playing defense. Does Derek Anderson look as inept as Jamarcus? I know his rating is worse, but does it seem like it?

He doesn't have the explosively spectacular ability to fail that Russel has. He is much more subtle about his suckage, such as a string of dropped passes and throw aways, with the occasional sack for a modest loss. Not terrible individually, but horrific when taken in aggregate.

Fizpez: We'd be hoisting the guy on our shoulders if he was were a Cleveland QB...


/pet peeve

DamnYankees: I have to admit, I have not seen the Browns play offense this year. The few times I've flipped over to a Browns game they were playing defense. Does Derek Anderson look as inept as Jamarcus? I know his rating is worse, but does it seem like it?

The fact that the Defense is ALWAYS on the field didn't tip you off?

DA in the first half this sunday:
3 and out, 3 and out, 3 and out, 1 and out (Thanks DA), 3 and out (fumbled the hand off after a 1st down)

It's a good thing Richard Seymour is making a pile of money to play for the Raiders. Otherwise I might feel bad for him.

This kid is just laughable.

Visualingo: He's completely delusional. Must have been all that Halloween candy.

He's a whole new level of delusional. Should go work for the Iraqi Information Minister.

You see parents. This is what happens to your snowflake when they finally reach the top with your "everybody wins" attitudes.

He actually thinks he was good in a loss. You lost. By definition this means you were not good enough.

If Jamarcus was white he'd damn those are big titties.

Lost Thought 00: DamnYankees: I have to admit, I have not seen the Browns play offense this year. The few times I've flipped over to a Browns game they were playing defense. Does Derek Anderson look as inept as Jamarcus? I know his rating is worse, but does it seem like it?

He doesn't have the explosively spectacular ability to fail that Russel has. He is much more subtle about his suckage, such as a string of dropped passes and throw aways, with the occasional sack for a modest loss. Not terrible individually, but horrific when taken in aggregate.

I haven't seen Jamarcus play this year, but I did watch all of the Bears/Browns game yesterday.

Anderson's biggest problem seems to be that he confuses his receivers' knees with their hands. He hits his receivers often enough, in the shins, in the feet, in the back, but darnit, they just can't hold onto the ball.

He really only threw one horrifically ill-advised pass yesterday, and that was in the 4th quarter from his own endzone. His other interception was because D.Manning did his best "Brian Dawkins the Flying Safety" impression.

I don't want to hear any of you biatching:

Jubeebee:

I haven't seen Jamarcus play this year, but I did watch all of the Bears/Browns game yesterday.

I rarely miss the Bears, but that was one game I had little interest in seeing. Boring matchup.

UNC_Samurai: I don't want to hear any of you biatching:

Hey, the Had a Bad Day curse appeared to transfer from Delholmme to Warner yesterday. The Cards broke Delholmme that playoff game, and they might have fixed him yesterday.

If Warner has a 3+ turnover game next week, I'll have to concede that that song has voodoo powers.

Rapmaster2000: Jubeebee:

I haven't seen Jamarcus play this year, but I did watch all of the Bears/Browns game yesterday.

I rarely miss the Bears, but that was one game I had little interest in seeing. Boring matchup.

You didn't miss much. I watched hoping to see the Bears fix some of the problems that destroyed them the last two weeks. They didn't. Closest 26 point blowout I've ever seen. Chicago's O line is really bad. They're as bad at run blocking as GB is at pass protection.

Fizpez: e'd be hoisting the guy on our shoulders if he was a Cleveland QB but they would drop him

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: If Jamarcus was white he'd damn those are big titties.

LOL, Spike!

Jubeebee: Hey, the Had a Bad Day curse appeared to transfer from Delholmme to Warner yesterday. The Cards broke Delholmme that playoff game, and they might have fixed him yesterday.

If Warner has a 3+ turnover game next week, I'll have to concede that that song has voodoo powers.

The moment I saw Warner exchange a hug with Delhomme I knew we were farked. You could almost witness in real time the INTfluenza transfer.

UNC_Samurai: I don't want to hear any of you biatching:

Waitaminute, there's football in January? How does that work?

/Browns fan
//loves the Browns in the same way that woman with two black eyes and a fat lip loves her husband
//if I just love them enough, they'll change--for me

Rev. Creflo Baller: UNC_Samurai: I don't want to hear any of you biatching:

Waitaminute, there's football in January? How does that work?

/Browns fan
//loves the Browns in the same way that woman with two black eyes and a fat lip loves her husband
//if I just love them enough, they'll change--for me

Keep your hands off my man, biatch!

Good thing they picked up Michael Huff instead of Jay Cutler the year before JaMarcus. That move looks excellent in hindsight (as will grabbing Darius "Wow, did I just catch that?" Heyward-Bey over Crabtree).

Fun-fact: Crabtree has 11 catches through 2 games, Heyward-Bey has 5 catches through 8.

What was Derek Anderson's QB rating yesterday?

The brilliance that is the Radiers offense (new window)

arcas: What was Derek Anderson's QB rating yesterday?

About 10 before Brady Quinn courageously entered the game.

arcas: What was Derek Anderson's QB rating yesterday?

10.2. Soldier Field fans were booing him and holding up "Rex Go Home" signs.

GQueue: The brilliance that is the Radiers offense (new window)

I wanted JaMarcus to throw to them anyways when I saw that.

It would have been perfect, the two receivers run into each other, fall down, and you see the ball sailing over them into the hands of the corner-back who nearly drops it because he's laughing too hard.

the nfl needs a buyers remorse policy included in contracts when signing rookies. the money spent on the 1-10 draft picks is completely retarded when compared to the quality of athlete they are investing in.

/365 days return or exchange period standard

I can't wait for the new collective bargaining agreement, hopefully it's like the NBA. JaMarcus is just laughing his fat ass all the way to his $31M guaranteed....

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: Jubeebee: Hey, the Had a Bad Day curse appeared to transfer from Delholmme to Warner yesterday. The Cards broke Delholmme that playoff game, and they might have fixed him yesterday.

If Warner has a 3+ turnover game next week, I'll have to concede that that song has voodoo powers.

The moment I saw Warner exchange a hug with Delhomme I knew we were farked. You could almost witness in real time the INTfluenza transfer.

Nice

Mentat: I love this kid and I love Al Davis for signing him. Never die Al. Or at least never decompose.

I, too, share your enthusiasm for Oakland continuing to employ this fine fellow as their first-string quarterback.

/13 and counting

this is a great job for Russell.

In between laughing my ass off at JR yesterday I kept thinking "If Garcia started this game, we probably lose."

/13 and counting indeed BKITU.
//that's really not saying much anymore.

Kornchex: In between laughing my ass off at JR yesterday I kept thinking "If Garcia started this game, we probably lose."

/13 and counting indeed BKITU.
//that's really not saying much anymore.

Have fun choking in watching the Broncos take your spot in the playoffs this year.

If I was a San Diego fan, It would be a pretty low rumble from me that my team had very close games against the worst QB not only in the league, but possibly of the last decade. Add in that Norv "the anti-alchemist" Turner has basically squandered away the best years of Diego's Hall of Fame RB with zero trophies or rings to show for it, and I'd actually be livid.

But since I'm not, I'll patiently bide my time for when the Chargers slip back into mediocrity.

UNC_Samurai: I don't want to hear any of you biatching:

We'll take Delhomme. Gladly. You guys have at least seen the playoffs with the guy. I'll take a circus trained kangaroo that kicks the ball to receivers over Russell.

"Russell benched in favor of 'Hopsy'"

InferiousX: UNC_Samurai: I don't want to hear any of you biatching:

We'll take Delhomme. Gladly. You guys have at least seen the playoffs with the guy. I'll take a circus trained kangaroo that kicks the ball to receivers over Russell.

"Russell benched in favor of 'Hopsy'"

I'd be happy if Hopsy was named GM.

Fizpez: We'd be hoisting the guy on our shoulders if he was a Cleveland QB...


/just saying

No you wouldn't.
Tim Couch won 8 out of 9 starts while your porous defense was 31st* in the league (of 31 at the time). Guess who got all the 'credit' for the terrible season.

By the way didn't Romeo Crenell almost make the playoffs two years ago? Love his Coors Light commercials though.
Thanks for that, Stains fans/mgmt.

* - Could be wrong. Might have been 28th or so