Wow, there's 1.1 million dudes on Fark?

How many of them play WoW?

Does cyber count?

Studies show that nearly 14% of men and 9% of women between ages 25 and 40 are eligible for an exciting career in volcano god appeasement

Yet more evidence of the power of the poon: Women can get laid at any time by just saying "yes". Men can only get laid by convincing women to say "yes".

The study also found that male homosexuals were 11 times more likely to be virgins than heterosexuals, while female homosexuals were 6 times more likely to say they were virgins than heterosexuals.

I'm curious as to what we are defining as virginity here.

dittybopper
Yet more evidence of the power of the poon: Women can get laid at any time by just saying "yes". Men can only get laid by convincing women to say "yes".

Of course. This is also why even when we truly believe in equal rights, even if the man and the woman have similar incomes, the guy usually pays. He's afraid that if he doesn't, she might find someone who will.

Sybarite
I'm curious as to what we are defining as virginity here.

Maybe they're like teenage girls and think the butt doesn't count.

FTFA:

people join the military for reason other than aggressive tendencies. "The entire reason for the low rate of virgins with military experience is likely less clear than simply those with violent or risk taking tendencies," they add.

Simple answer: We drank a lot, and went actively looking for it.

It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Hell, I got laid once when I was home on leave just because I was stationed in Hawaii. That made me "exotic", never mind that I had graduated high school about 20 miles away.

The 9% of women between ages 25 and 40 are more than qualified in top flight jobs in the cleaning or food service industries.

They all have brain cloud?

Thisbymaster: They all have brain cloud?

Dammit!

/one of my favourite movies
//thinking about luggage right now

Just as notable as the characteristics associated with middle-aged virginity are the traits that aren't. Weight, income, and health all showed no association with virginity in men or women.

Remember that. Next time you see a 400lb slob in a motorized scooter at Wal-Mart chances are someone is banging that...

It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Chicks dig a man in uniform.
Been known since... well, since they invented uniforms.

My God, how very sad...and apparently I'm pretty damn lucky.

Approves.

AT LEAST IS STILL HAVE MY TRUNKS

Postal Penguin: Just as notable as the characteristics associated with middle-aged virginity are the traits that aren't. Weight, income, and health all showed no association with virginity in men or women.

Remember that. Next time you see a 400lb slob in a motorized scooter at Wal-Mart chances are someone is banging that...

Does anyone have a bottle of mind bleach available? I forgot mine at home.

/what has been thought cannot be forgotten
//Krispy Kream Calender girls come to mind
///GD must stop thinking

And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's.

So co-eds aren't slutty? Could've fooled me.

way south: It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Chicks dig a man in uniform.
Been known since... well, since they invented uniforms.

I'm starting to think that's why uniforms were invented.

BostonFarker: Postal Penguin: Just as notable as the characteristics associated with middle-aged virginity are the traits that aren't. Weight, income, and health all showed no association with virginity in men or women.

Remember that. Next time you see a 400lb slob in a motorized scooter at Wal-Mart chances are someone is banging that...

Does anyone have a bottle of mind bleach available? I forgot mine at home.


What's wrong with that? It's all pink on the inside.

Wendy's Chili: And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's.

So co-eds aren't slutty? Could've fooled me.

Or women that get knocked up in high school don't go to college.

one of my really good friends is 28, almost 29, and still a virgin. he's into that whole notion of waiting until marriage, since he's religious.

...sometimes i wonder how we ever became friends, considering how unalike we are.

gregfark: //thinking about luggage right now

It's the central preoccupation of my life.

Well, that's pretty good news, I guess. I've never been with a virgin before, and it's good to know that 9% of the girls out there in my age range are still virgins.

Men who attended the military or spent time behind bars were slightly less likely to be 40-year-old virgins than those not exposed to such discipline.

Really.

Does Kinky Kelly count?

Almost a statistic at 24 and for all the wrong reasons.