Well as long as the entrance fee includes the gorilla suit, I don't see a problem.
Do they have to give them back after the race?

At the halloween party i attended, some guys were dressed as bananas and they were being chased by guys in gorilla suits!!

MaddyUnderstood: At the halloween party i attended, some guys were dressed as bananas and they were being chased by guys in gorilla suits!!

Honey it's too early for erotica.

AbbeySomeone: MaddyUnderstood: At the halloween party i attended, some guys were dressed as bananas and they were being chased by guys in gorilla suits!!

Honey it's too early for erotica.

It's never too early! Never!

Wasted away again in my gorilla suit.....

Please be Detroit, please be Detroit....

/damn

God damn dirty ape's!!!

Which one is Beeks?

AbbeySomeone: MaddyUnderstood: At the halloween party i attended, some guys were dressed as bananas and they were being chased by guys in gorilla suits!!


This?

Pants full of macaroni!!: Wasted away again in my gorilla suit.....



I'll never sing that song the same anymore.

This weekend was Channel of the Apes on Fox Movie Channel.

/gorillas were well represented

1,000 gorillas? That's over 9,000 gorillas!

/gorilla love is the best love

Goh-really?

P.S. In b4 Bart 5impson

/nagging nagging nagging nagging nagging
//yes, I know, so don't tell me
///off to go force-feed children laxatives for shiats and giggles

I'm a fast runner so I'm gibbon you a head start.

cyclonite: 1,000 gorillas? That's over 9,000 gorillas!

/gorilla love is the best love

You said there'd be no math. And you may want to recheck yours.

In before "monkeying around", "going ape", "orangutan similes" and what 1,000 gorillas may look like.

I'm too late for banana pr0n.

I hope it was misty that day.

LoneVVolf: Please be Detroit, please be Detroit....

/damn

I hate to tell them this but,

...they've already cured rabies.

When I was in school, they taught us that 3.5 miles was under 4 miles. Have the standards changed?

selfmedicating: When I was in school, they taught us that 3.5 miles was under 4 miles. Have the standards changed?

You forgot to convert to gorilla miles.

/Gorillas have huge feet.

selfmedicating: When I was in school, they taught us that 3.5 miles was under 4 miles. Have the standards changed?

I read it as each of the 1,000 gorillas ran just over 1/250th of a mile.

/spent Halloween in gorilla costume
//still dehydrated
///barely survived 1 mile walking

First-time Denver Gorilla Run racers pay almost $100 to participate -- but registration includes a gorilla suit.

i wonder if kimi raikkonen was there?

/lets see how long it takes for someone to connect THIS one....

was I the only one that thought this?
1,000 people run over

Thought it was another woman driving thread....

I thought of a good joke but its more Stormfront material.

MaddyUnderstood: At the halloween party i attended, some guys were dressed as bananas and they were being chased by guys in gorilla suits!!

RIP Banana (SFW)

What do 1000 gorilla's have against people named Miles

One Thirty-two and Bush: I thought of a good joke but its more Stormfront material.

Is it about African marathon runners?

I have an idea. If one were to wear a Camelbak or other reservoir-type drinking device under a heavy and bulky Halloween suit, one could go to Halloween parties with a secret stash of Everclear+blue drink.
One could take this and position it for hands-free drinking. Then one could enter a place that does not normally allow for Booze consumption during a Halloween party, such as a children's party, at a hospital, or at a family event. It would be possible to attend the party without moving once, neglecting the swaying and the eventual blackout-induced collapse. The true professional could take this one step further and stay in character the whole time. Gorillas can be very aggressive animals, and from my past experiences as a student, I find Everclear simulates this aggression nicely.

Would a heavy gorilla suit protect against "Don't tase me, bro!"'s?

/ill kill you, you bastard
//my math is just fine, ill kill you with a goddamn 1
///right in the 0

wichitaleaf: What do 1000 gorilla's have against people named Miles


HE knows what he did.

Archie Goodwin: Which one is Beeks?

Win.

/buy FCOJ

/approves


/hot like fire ants

Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a farking gorilla, you clown!

I was really hoping that headline said "over 1,000 people run over four mimes".

Therion: I was really hoping that headline said "over 1,000 people run over four mimes".



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Looks like another furry thing again......Why does it seem all things furry seem to be out of CO.?

Charity sets record when over 1,000 people run over four miles.

Sweet.

Assisting a fallen comrade...

This is exactly like the fever dream I had last week, huh.

NyQuil, the stuffy sneezy, a bunch of naked gorillas are chasing me in my dreams medicine.

Why are Africans so good at marathons?

You'd run fast too if you had all those white people chasing you.

Grammar Gorilla says: "Subby, consider revising your sentence fragment!"

/I call upon the power of ellipsis! Here's your big opportunity to use it properly... on the internet!

MaddyUnderstood: At the halloween party i attended, some guys were dressed as bananas and they were being chased by guys in gorilla suits!!

AbbeySomeone: Honey it's too early for erotica.

MaddyUnderstood: It's never too early! Never!

QFT, Maddy. QFT.

I believe that every man's wardrobe should contain a nice business suit and a well-made gorilla suit.

REDARMYVODKA 2009-11-02 09:48:15 AM
i wonder if kimi raikkonen was there?

/lets see how long it takes for someone to connect THIS one....

ROFLMAO