Dad?

I once got so hammered that I wandered into an office building, went behind the vending machine, and refilled a bottle. I woke up later on a table six miles away, but I had my damn pants on and they were dry.

This guy's a lightweight.

Drew?

Should I have not done that?

I thought we had an agreement this incident was going to remain between the doorman and me?

I once got so drunk I defecated in my bedclothes. I was at home at the time so it wasn't too bad I juyst put them in the waste bin.

Bullshiat, I've never even been to greece.

Whats his fark handle?

Yet, marijuana is still illegal... If he were stoned, vice drunk, he would have been found giggling in a pool of his own Doritos.

Just feed him a can of Alpo and he will be just fine.

I hate when that happens to me.

I once got so drunk I felt really bad in the morning. Lesson learned: wait until the afternoon to wake up.

Haven't you seen The Hangover, subby?! Lying naked in a pool of urine is the ONLY good idea.

coco ebert: Haven't you seen The Hangover, subby?! Lying naked in a pool of urine is the ONLY good idea.

It practically ensures you're not on fire.

Frowns at these shenanigans:



/Hot, not Hoff

Well, that's how they roll in Athens, OH.

Where was this? (reads website). It just says Athens, no state, no area code, no nothing. Maybe it's near Springfield?

/web sites should mention their state and country

homeschooled: I thought we had an agreement this incident was going to remain between the doorman and me?

They didn't give out your name.

Plain Brown Rapper: Well, that's how they roll in Athens, OH.

Where was this? (reads website). It just says Athens, no state, no area code, no nothing. Maybe it's near Springfield?

/web sites should mention their state and country

Not that hard to figure out which Athens has a Comfort Suites on North Avenue

Plain Brown Rapper: Well, that's how they roll in Athens, OH.

Where was this? (reads website). It just says Athens, no state, no area code, no nothing. Maybe it's near Springfield?

/web sites should mention their state and country

Athens, Ga.
UGA tards

Well, to be fair, the sign did advertise comfort.

/got nothin' I know

Ahhhhh, college.

Its all fun and games until someone looses their pants.

Instead of the free ball cap or some other piece of 'trinket or trash', perhaps Budweiser and some of the other major breweries could stuff a complimentary three-pack of 'Depends' into each 2-4 box of their beer and promote the program as: "Drink responsibly... Pee responsibly".

IdBeCrazyIf: Its all fun and games until someone looses their pants.
then it gets better

Georgia eh? Silly eastern Europeans.

Pathetic Bulldogs fan. They are like that drunk or sober....

At least it was his own urine and not someone else's.

Linda Ellerbee told the story of Lloyd Dobyns urinating 5 stories down into the lobby of the Hotel Esplenade. Seems he went to bed, and didn't wake up enough to know he went out into the hall instead of into his bathroom.

/Fine. Storeys.

You know what I find almost impossible? To throw up and NOT pee your pants at the same time.
/just sayin.

Poppyale: You know what I find almost impossible? To throw up and NOT pee your pants at the same time.
/just sayin.

I see a lucrative career in the german adult film business

Congratulations, I'm now fully enticed to see just how bad this thread gets.

Well, it's better than waking up in a pool of someone else's urine.

/unless you're into that kind of thing

Where is gorgor when you need him?

Man, Fox is going all out with the 24 promotions this year...

Poppyale: You know what I find almost impossible? To throw up and NOT pee your pants at the same time.
/just sayin.

I hate that, but think that's why most bathrooms have the sink in front or next to, the toilet. Pretty sure it only happens to girls.

Seacop: Bullshiat, I've never even been to greece.

Well, I've never been to Athens
But I kinda like the music...
Say the drinks are insane there
And they sure know how to make 'em;
Fluids, I can't control 'em
Pants, I'm gonna lose 'em
Ooooh, is that a shiat.

I managed to get so hammered once in college I threw up inside a refrigerator and passed out naked in some girl's bed down the hall. Fortunately, this was before people began suing you for these kinds of things.

go dawgs!

He saw the Florida game.

jehovahs witness protection: Plain Brown Rapper: Well, that's how they roll in Athens, OH.

Where was this? (reads website). It just says Athens, no state, no area code, no nothing. Maybe it's near Springfield?

/web sites should mention their state and country

Athens, Ga.
UGA tards

it would be news if this didn't occur at UGA

//use to visit UGA just to party!
///surprised anybody thought to even write the 3 sentences in the article.
////is it even an article if it is 3 one sentence paragraphs?

Stopped by expecting to see Mr Skullhead from the Animaniacs in here... Where are you?

A buddy of mine got wasted one night and needed to piss. He decided that it would be a good idea to go on the RA's door. So he staggers over to it and lets loose. Midstream, he passes out. He remained there until the RA came out her door the next morning and there he was with his pants still around his ankles.

Same friend at a party:
He gets wasted (as usual) and goes up to the only bathroom in the house and takes a crap. Minutes pass, and a line forms outside the bathroom. Finally, another friend and i go in there to check on him. He was on the toilet passed out, crap in the toilet, and vomit on the floor. We dragged him out and placed him bare ass in another room so people could use the toilet.
Good times.

Only when he hits the drunken fluid expulsion trifecta of vomit, urine and poop will this young puddle-wan graduate to master.

Jebus Slaves: Only when he hits the drunken fluid expulsion trifecta of vomit, urine and poop will this young puddle-wan graduate to master.

That sounds like a summon for gorgor...

one time i woke up in my driveway with a box of lucky charms full of vomit next to me. oddly enough, i dont remember driving home

Am I the only person whose hangover reaches its peak around 3:00 PM the next day? I'm cool from wake up to 2:30 or so, but then all of the sudden I start feeling nauseous and my head starts pounding. Once I make it to 4:30 I know I'm good.

Doink_Boink: start feeling


You should start drinking again at 2:30 then... you'll be right as rain.

/I sound alcoholic

Reminds me of the time I went to a bar in Quebec City with some friends -- a short distance away from the door was a guy sitting against a wall covered in his own vomit, unsuccessfully attempting to masturbate in plain view while shouting slurred insults to passing girls. Classy!