"hey, lets go park and not fool around in my Volvo!"



Sad really, Volvo has had some hot cars over the years.

They're boxy, but they're good.

Bland?

Uh, try that again. Bland?



/ hawt

I was unaware teenage girls had the funds or the credit to buy new cars.

Volvos?

Pfft.



All movies should feature tricked-out Yugos...

... even period-piece films like Last of the Mohicans, 1776, and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

You can't tell me that Peter Jackson's King Kong couldn't have been improved by way of a fleet of Yugos chasing after the title character.

The Icelander: I was unaware teenage girls had the funds or the credit to buy new cars.

teenage girls have rich daddies.

or so I'm told.

Buy Volvos. They're boxy, but they're good. We know they're not sexy. This is not a time to be sexy anyway with so many new diseases around. Be safe instead of sexy. Volvo: boxy but good.

It worked last time.

Blackbird: Buy Volvos. They're boxy, but they're good. We know they're not sexy. This is not a time to be sexy anyway with so many new diseases around. Be safe instead of sexy. Volvo: boxy but good.

It worked last time.

Saab.

Not all Volvos are boxy, boring or ugly:

The Icelander: I was unaware teenage girls had the funds or the credit to buy new cars.

They don't. Teenage girls have mommies and daddies who have credit and want their precious to be in a safe car.

Teenage girl volvos.

That is all.

I don't think the C30 is exactly bland. It's not eyepopping great, but it's not bad.

What if the Volvo sparkles? Would that make it less bland?

Indolent: What if the Volvo sparkles? Would that make it less bland?

What if the Volvo does nothing that a car is suppose to do? Would that be more in-step with the film?

Blackbird: Buy Volvos. They're boxy, but they're good. We know they're not sexy. This is not a time to be sexy anyway with so many new diseases around. Be safe instead of sexy. Volvo: boxy but good.

That's Crazy People.

Dirty Hot Linker: Indolent: What if the Volvo sparkles? Would that make it less bland?

What if the Volvo does nothing that a car is suppose to do? Would that be more in-step with the film?

Yes. It would be a vortex of suck.

Dirty Hot Linker: What if the Volvo does nothing that a car is suppose to do? Would that be more in-step with the film?



Approves.

Teenaged girls took to safe, bland vampires. Why not cars?

You fool! Swedish cars are wonderful when they're not run by American companies.

Any Saab purists here? I learned to drive a stick shift on a Saab 99, like the one pictured here.

iStig: Uh, try that again. Bland?

i'm more of a VW/Audi fan, but I gave one of these a serious look recently. nice ride.

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy. I already know a girl at work who got a XC60 for exactly that reason.

No different, really, than all the teenage guys who got Firebirds and Trans-Ams in the '70's because of Burt Reynolds in "Smokey and the Bandit". Or the people who bought Mini Coopers after "The Italian Job.

eddyatwork: The Icelander: I was unaware teenage girls had the funds or the credit to buy new cars.

They don't. Teenage girls have mommies and daddies who have credit and want their precious to be in a safe car.

True, but my daughter's getting a 10-year-old Volvo. No credit involved.

Came here for the C30 references, and am leaving pleased.

/Very cool farking car.